Every morning and night I send my adult kids a few dad jokes, funny memes, warnings about cats, and general weirdness. I’m catching up for several weeks. Enjoy.

No, you orange bastard. We aren’t dropping it.

And get yourself a staff with a crystal. Things going good? Enjoy the sunlight refracting through the crystal. Not so good? Hit them with it.

One. ONE infidel skewered on a pike. Ah ah ah ah ahhh. Two. TWO!…

Beware the cats that medieval artists were painting.

Beware the cats. They will sacrifice your free time to capitalism.

Beware the cats.

??‍♂️ I’ll take two, if I may?

Haircut day always makes me feel good. It’s a huge self esteem boost for me. Don’t know why.

Good morning, goofballs. Let’s do this shit.

Beware the cats. You think the vet bills are crazy, wait until you see the invoices from the tiny painter.

Good night my goobers. I love you. I’m proud of you. I’m grateful you’re in my life. Good luck getting that out of your head without singing the whole thing, and if you sing the whole thing, good luck getting to sleep.

You know, I think she’s right.

(I did send this to them in December)

She probably pronounces her name Deena.

I used to have a buddy in college who would knit armor for himself out of spring coils for storm doors.

I took a Python refresher course (new to me) earlier this year.

Hello dark NES, my old friend.

I mean, 100%. I not only thought this, I think vermillion should be reassigned.

Also: beware of buying the ball sack.

No one ever expects the Spanish ink precision.

I love you. I’m proud of you. I’m grateful you’re in my life. Tell your kids something reaffirming all the time. It can be anything. I try to make it not about how I feel, but compliments that reflect on their actions and choices and things they control. I love you is a given. But telling your kids you’re proud of them all the time is so important. But since you never want your kids — even adult kids — to be afraid to come to you because they’re afraid of letting you down. So I tell them every day I am proud of them, and I follow up telling them they can always come to me for anything and it won’t change how much I support them.