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ra_ra_rasputin
rhm
Roboticalyci
I find long beards attractive. Plus then I can practice braiding on him.
KrisKringlez
This is never a good look for anyone
theanonymousmonkey
burglarbaggins
Whisker Wars needs to comeback, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to shave your beard when you are in a beard alliance. Myk O'Connor forever!
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
Shave? No. Use wax to make a different funny shape every week? Absolutely.
AIistairHennessey
ZZ Top would be proud.
camelturk
İs that a poster of yourself on the wall behind you ? You magnificent bastard.
GarnetRed
Whatever blows your beard back~
robsc16
Stay. Away. From. The. Stove.
bigsnaug
http://imgur.com/OJDAKyq
Fivestarthedangeresque
Same guy methinks
MC182
Braid that shit man, viking style
yourfavoritetramp
Fuck that dread that shit im growing mine out for that exact reason
JPRaptor
http://imgur.com/x9FytMU.jpg
Buckly101
From reddit 'Sometime I do. From a few years ago. http://imgur.com/gcutX3n '
purplegorillacolonel
Of course, it all makes sense now. He is a hipster!
Jawsmine
Realistically, this is the only way my spouse could have a beard this long. Otherwise.... It's kind of gross
ImBecky
The guy walking in the background looks it should be on PS battle.
familytriptopoundtown
How did I know he liked punk?
muppetweirdo
As a female with a thing for beards ( which may or may not be healthy) , NEVER shave it off.
LeftSharkBePraised
Shave.
happohippo
I shave my head only due to practicality. This beard seems like the most impractical thing.
barotrauma
Depends on what you do for a living doesn't it?
joonday
iiiiii am a man, of constant sorrooooow
EveryBodyLovesMe
If you ever have daughters, they are gonna have so much fun braiding that.
GoingToGeorgia
He has one, and she loves it.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
He should have so much fun braiding that.
darktyeh
Viking Time!
This is Myk, professional beard grower and beer aficionado (and proud father). He and I worked together as beer buyers in NYC. Cheers, Myk.
doomrunner
what the hell is a beer buyer? sounds like my dreamjob!
We worked at a Whole Foods, and our job was to decide which beers to purchase from distributors and stock on the shelves. #productknowledge
fuck yeah, this is my dreamjob!
AntsyInTheirPantsy
How is this fact so far down? He was on television, for god's sake!
Yeah, Whisker Wars on IFC!
Micasso
I'm all for beards, but there is a limit. I shouldn't have to pull back your beard like drapes to find your penis.
I thought everyone liked playing peekaboo?
Well sure.. but peekaballs, no.
IfGodLovesMeThenWhyAmINotMarriedtoAnnaKendrick
Does a little bird come out of your beard and chirp at the top of every hour?
CatsandDnD
https://41.media.tumblr.com/53696001c89b1628b41d2d4f13619d8b/tumblr_narkz0Pctg1qzblheo3_400.jpg
jc731
Is that the bird that's the word that I hear so often about?
If the bird you're referring to is one about which everyone's heard, then yes.
bendetta227
And shit all over your shirt?
Just think of it as a one of a kind graphic-tee.
WatchDragon
I misread this as "Does a little beard come out of your beard ..."
TheGammaRae
I shit you not my thermodynamics professor held a kitten under his beard to keep it warm and it poked its head out during lecture.
3MTA3
This just reminds me of Peter Griffin harboring the birds in his beard.
AYYLM400
o rly
paraganna
Man I'm super dyselxic today... I thought that said "little bitch".
zaio
umpbumpfizz
I wonder if anyone has ever installed a cukoo mechanism in a beard.
FalcorTheUrinator
Asking the real questions here.
If someone has had the chance and DIDN'T, then they are a goddamn disappointment.
othsin
brutalswede
Those beard styling events are getting out of hand...
moogecko
That's beautiful
sundayturkey
WORKING BEARD DOOR. I'd put that on my goddamn CV. 'Can fashion a bird cage around head out of own beard for defensive purposes'.
Shamorza
From Reddit: He lost his dog 6 years ago when his former girlfriend (who was having an affair with another man) drowned the dog in a 1/2
morehumanthanhuman
As I was reading that my head was saying 'his girlfriend had an affair with his dog'.
watersbottled
Oh fuck you, that dog almost had me going. +1
2/2 I don't know where I'm going with this bullshit story.
JustASqurrelTryingToGetANut
I wonder what lives in there?
katiokins
Can't be TOO different from just a head of hair.
Papusejuice
A face
NotAmused1001
Several faces
TheyCallMeDrWorm
For everyone asking to see it styled in a different way. From his reddit post.
thecanadianpresident
That just broke my overies
SportsPhotoGirl
I love how the Texas young democrats are sitting...
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
Bet that tickles on the downstairs lady mix up.
LeMorteDRando
Isn't it a mix up, because it's a mangina?
Infinitum
You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
mmmmmmmmmmm creamy.
Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Do you love me? What? I'm gonna hurt you
*Boosh bump*
Had a comment, then read you and @Infinitum 's thread and think I am missing something, so I refrain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCaCAGZDrCg
We're quoting the 'Old Gregg' skit from The Mighty Boosh. Here it is in full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI
theaddictedimageviewer
Actually a female dwarf.
skch
and she is NOT talking about the face...
sparkledick
"Dwarf courtships are largely concerned with finding out, in delicate and circumspect ways, what sex the other dwarf is." - Moving Pictures
FaxCelestis
Dwarves don't have gender as they are rough-hewn from stone and given life by runic inscription.
UnknownCaptain
Terry Pratchett shall never truly be gone.
UnNedStark
Some people say there ARE no dwarf women...
CheeryLittlebottom
I beg to differ
hette
Keep on truckin' Cheery!
MetalSkeletal
Which leads to the myth that dwarves just spring up out of the ground.
CultivatingMassMac
Which is of course ridiculous.
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
whispers: "it's the beards"
Talmorean
Falls off horse: It was deliberate, it was deliberate!
Six years??? My head hair doesn't even grow that fast
Pedanticjerk
Gravity man
EnergyFiend
Half an inch a month is pretty normal
almostsomething182
It doesn't. Facial hair grows faster.
LupusBorealis
Male facial hair is the fastest growing hair on the body.
SparklingCockWaffle
Because science?
Dominian
Not on my body.
JustBananas
Why don't you tho? I think it's time
I think you should go to hell. You should go to hell and die.
quisuisjeouvaisjedansquelleetagere
I think you are a tiny bit overeacting, here.
CabooseTheVehicleDestroyer
Well, not really. He invites people in. He is lucifer after all.
Dominomotion8
Holy Jesus beard.
SaintMaceToTheFace
No. It is glorious
skinnypig
I read this in a Klingon voice
wobbu
Yyyeah... I don't really understand why you'd do this.
jediprincess
he enjoys being single?
Know girls who like this look
Pharya
Definitely.
dougfm
I think it's time for you to type out "though".
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
It was probably time four years ago
charliesheen420
Not if your a wizard.
You see, this comment would not get downvoted if you used you're. Learn from your mistakes.
Damn this mobile keyboard :p
PetrificusTotalus
Don't shave, just trim.
ladypeace
Maybe he's wanting to join ZZ Top?
Women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
derpisasderpdoes
he's rocking the Forrest Gump look pretty well
Mintipony
In space, reddit op can't hear your screams
irishnovember
I gotta be honest with you. I don't like the way this looks. I mean you do you ofcourse and enjoy it. But to me it looks unkempt and scruffy
LeftyMasterRace
Braid it or something. Like a LOTR dwarf
fvckyes
It's actually REALLY well-kept. Do you know how matted it would be? With shit stuck in there? He must brush and wash it daily.
iDrinkDrano
It looks fried and full of dead ends to me. He needs to at least trim it periodically to keep it luscious.
True, it should be trimmed periodically. But beard hair has its own weird texture, so this is pretty good considering.
Oh I get it. I'm a beard guy myself. I know this takes a lot of work. But just the general look it gives is kinda....icky...to me.
Joemammaangiedaddy
I know the beard trend is pretty cool, but that kind of grosses me out.
Leoxcr
To be honest, this beard looks very clean, probabbly he washes it.
aflarge
Who doesn't wash their beard?
homeless people
YouCantFireMeIQuit
agreed. it looks nasty as hell.
thelonepig
It all grosses me out. Face pubes filtering god only knows what.
NotWithABangButAWhimper
I think he needs to have it trimmed a tiny bit to shape it up. I'm impressed, but damn that must be hot in the summer
nelshai
It's probably because it's so unkempt. If he actually styled it or looked after it at all then it would be fine. I wanna see it braided. :(
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
*sigh* just because it's not braided doesnt mean it's unkempt. you do realize facial hair does not behave like the hair on your head, right?
Aye, I do. But that is unkempt as fuck. Braiding is just one way of styling it. Wax could work just as well. Or other such things.
That would be cool
blackletum
I'm not sure why beard hair is all that much different than if the guy had long hair?
DavidBowiesCodpiece
Look at the texture... It's completely different.
It's not growing out of his face?
Meh, hair is hair to me. Now, if you hate beards, then this would be like your own version of hell I suppose, but other than that...
hanky2swanky
So if a lady had a beard like that, then that's cool? Hair is hair, right?
DamnRightItsBetterThanYours
I hope you're totally ok with ladies that don't shave then. Hair is hair.
I don't care if ladies shave or not, boom.
NuckFuggets
So I get the Imgur fascination with beards but can we all agree this isn't as attractive as a trimmed and shaped beard?
xzhous
Grigory Rasputin may not seem attractive but you see Ivan, when you grow beard like god, you become immortal.
ff177
I like it this way...
GraemeDynard
Imgur likes face manes, not beards.
malexmatt
My girlfriend begs to differ.
Luprand
I'd just be satisfied to see one bearded guy who didn't make creepy faces at the camera.
wendyday
It doesn't look too great... but then again, neither does my leg hair, so who am I to criticize.
TopsunPB
I think he is doing this for a world record or something Because more than 99% of guys wouldnt have this much beard even if they never shave
eddiebarzoon
Sorta like how tattoos make girls look hotter, but getting one on your face is going a bit too far.
Yes I agree.
IBrutallyCritiqueDickPics
I disagree, if he braided it instead it would be glorious.
IITallyhoII
To each their own, but I just see scraggly hillbillies whenever I see beards like this. Ill bet his chest is super toasty 24/7 though
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Mine needs shaping. But I work from home, am lazy, and my fiancee doesn't mind the scruffy look. Perhaps I should surprise her with a trim?
AlbinoAlligator
Here Here
Unless braided, I agree.
SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo
Imgur likes beards, not face manes
SaintlySinn3r
But I do like the phrase "face mane"
bigbrother
das a nice face mane
Is that Gucci mane?
MarvLevyForPresident
No love for us clean cuts anymore... **cries in corner**
not so! I think beards are gross.
Thanks! :D
SlicedPotat
Yes
HaniiPuppy
It would be attractive if he did something with it, like pleat it and tie some kind of metal band into it. He's look like a viking.
Justinicus
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/92/2515/640/gimli.jpg
Zodi
A beard has to be functional. This is just in the way.
thomaseeno
*sigh* yes.
mcgravin
Depends on whether or not you're one of the girls in a ZZ Top video.
ImperialNeptune
Maybe he does style it. Maybe he's a viking?
littleb1ackbird
This is from Reddit though. Imgur didn't vote this to the front page.
Domehammer
A beard like that is power. Wish I could grow a beard that long.
jwan
True, but this is fascinating none the less.
sowetoninja
So a metro-sexual beard, got it.
evilious
It would look better braided
imgurhq
No but it's cool as fuck
sissichu
If he looked little older like a wizard, then it would be cool. Now he just looks like a crazy hobo
blowmadong
if he looked older he would be gandalf
Montablac
shaped beard you say? ill just leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE
ccdk
Absolutly! But he can still touch my butt if I touch his beard!
BubbaDoo11
Sorry but no. Beards are always awesome
Somanyquestions
Since when can everyone agree on a single opinion?
Samael13
True fact. I guarantee there's someone out there who disagrees with "it would be great if the world didn't end tomorrow."
OH, IT'D BE FUCKIN GRAND, IT WOULD
MeganMeow
Did you know that attractiveness is subjective?
NewtonWren
No? Some of us think ZZ Top is kind of amazing, and this isn't that bad at all.
dreidle
Yes, but as soon as imgurians see a trim, well shaped beard that person is no longer well groomed, they are an "awful hipster".
badgersnuffles
The two trends I am growing to loathe are beard worship and bacon worship. I'm over it, can we go home now?
afterdinneromelets
It doesn't have to be attractive to be impressive. I'm not attracted to guys with long hair, but I can appreciate how glorious it can be.
gfhum
Nah this is a glorious beard, but hey your opinion is your own and so is your blood
drewgolas
It's not just imgur. Beard are just "trendy" right now.
GambleGorps
Looks pretty stupid.
kungfuman
*Imgur likes beards on guys that would already be considered attractive without them due to style, looks, and/or fitness. *
idontknowwhattocallthissohi
I actually find beards attractive on almost all men. It gives a little bit of extra to guys I wouldn't normally consider attractive and 1/2
adds an extra level of attractiveness to guys I do. 2/2
FinGermi
Thank you for the accurate statement. Beards are just like every other fashion accessory, they only look good on good looking guys.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Not true, my buddys beard is epic and he looks so good but when he shaves he looks like an ugly bitch
zpjon
DawnLoves
Nuh uhhhhhhh, the beard COVERS the ugly of the unattractive guys.
bwchronos
I respectfully disagree. A good beard can hide a lot of ugly and make a pudgy build look masculine.
PhoenixQueenAzula
I have a pudgy build and face and use a beard and loose dark clothes to make me look muscular
Right? If I could grow a beard, that's what I'd do.
felofilipino
lmao right
This guy looks like he'd be attractive...but his beard isn't very nicely trimmed. I think that's all they were saying.
Pleasedontletittouchme
Not all of us! ;-;
coanarcanius
I would wager a good beard could bring a guys looks up a notch. I'm personally someone who gains quite a bit by hiding my face behind one.
shneak
There's a phrase in Spanish that translated means 'behind every beard is an ugly man'.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
It's almost like attractive people are attractive or something.
HowDoIInternet
Ok but I'm like a 5 without a beard and a 7 with (according to my girlfriend)... So I think beards are a contributor..
thaumatropes
As someone who gets "you look better without lipstick" all the time, maybe he doesn't care.
MollyNapQueen
That's your opinion and everyone should have a right to theirs. If someone likes a beard that way, don't knock them down for it.
RociTango
What are you all talking about? This is majestic!
mollypop94
"All agree"? But why should everyone agree? Differences of opinions keeps things interesting. I admire it!
erischilde
Like penis size, men care more about being bigger and manlier than the other guy, than being attractive or use full.
As someone who hates having a beard and would rather have my facial hair lasered off, am I a eunuch?
No, maybe? Are you? Maybe you're just more mature than the rest of us :D
truespartangaming
who cares? if he likes it, why does it have to be attractive? and some people actually like this, please don't be ignorant or naive. smh
Homophone
As a lady, they're all good. If a woman likes beards, they're like boobs for guys. We might have preferences, but all are good.
unusualwhistlingentity
This is an *excellent* way of describing it.
No. No we can't all agree.
OhSquiggilyLine
3edgy2me
mijiza
Would I say it's sexy or hot? Probably not, but I still think it's rockin, and I would still date someone with this fine mane.
TylerGraham41
leave
TattooedWife
That beard is disgusting and I would promptly divorce my husband if he grew one and refuse to shave it
[deleted]
And that's fine but I don't want to have beard hair longer than my head hair all around my house. Plus, it hides his face & he looks bummy.
too mashed up by Hypnodisc so they made them take off the blade thing and change the design a bit (2/2)
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
Tattoos are disgusting and I would promptly divorce my wife if she got one....see how that sounds?
That's fine. If you're not into tattoos, that's your prerogative, dude. Who am I to say what you can/can't like?
My point was how absurd it would be to divorce a spouse over something that shallow. Your relationship sounds strong.
I am not attracted to long beards. I wouldn't be able to be turned on which means no sex. Beards are gross to me.
RedBeardTheHalfPirate
as a man with a beard i am envious...
apparently i made a reference by accident...
GreentextsForEverything
nicereference.mp5
bonhomous
not jealous? (just kidding - i got that reference)
Branmuffin256
I hope yall don't make him self conscious and he ends up shaving it :(
LeaderBeans
After 6 years, I'm sure he isn't swayed by people commenting on his beard.
everyone over on /r/beards is singing the guy's praises, im sure he'll be fine
msa011
This reached front page thanks to Reddit's /r/beards, tho. But yes, I agree, this is a bit too much. But if he likes it, it's his call.
bss36504
Yo, do you.
r/beards is like people reassuring each other that their common sense is wrong and that big ugly beards are totally cool.
daftthoughts
So it's like the Tumblr for bearded men
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
As a bearded fellow: whatever floats your boat man. I'll enjoy my beard, you enjoy clean shaven folk. It's almost like it's subjective.
KrystaKhaos
Exactly, I'm not big of facial hair, but if it floats your boat and your boss is cool with it, it's not my place to judge.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Agreed, but it's impressive anyway. Perhaps he's trying to beat the world record for longest beard (5.33 m or 17 ft 6 in).
Why commit like 20 years of your life to growing and owning a disgusting beard? What possess someone to claim 15 minutes of fame THAT way?
pot8oooooooo
he has a looong way to go. lol
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
THAT'S A LONG DAMN BEARD
SpoonOfDoom
FIVE METERS? Holy shit, how do you even go about your day with this?
I heard a guy tripped at his beard and broke his neck. Died.
Skrudd
https://36.media.tumblr.com/9340a25c593a6cf75fc0f591ff77b02d/tumblr_mpc55ehiI51rw872io1_400.jpg This is him
Hellboundclown
I'd guess intricate braiding?
Braid the absolute shit out of it
Literally, if you don't watch out while doing your business.
icorrectyourgerman
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131118161105/disney/images/4/49/Sword-in-stone-disneyscreencaps.com-1252.jpg
SmellyPotatoMan
SEVENTEEN FEET? Holy shit, how do you even go about your day with this?
I know right? I wouldn't survive a single day with imperial units!
IAmTehDave
Wrap it up and throw it over your shoulders like a scarf?
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Thats a lot of scarf.
http://imgur.com/qy2s73U
That still sounds horribly uncomfortable. Especially in a hot summer.
I'm sure it is.
Roboticalyci
I find long beards attractive. Plus then I can practice braiding on him.
KrisKringlez
This is never a good look for anyone
theanonymousmonkey
burglarbaggins
Whisker Wars needs to comeback, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to shave your beard when you are in a beard alliance. Myk O'Connor forever!
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
Shave? No. Use wax to make a different funny shape every week? Absolutely.
AIistairHennessey
ZZ Top would be proud.
camelturk
İs that a poster of yourself on the wall behind you ? You magnificent bastard.
GarnetRed
Whatever blows your beard back~
robsc16
Stay. Away. From. The. Stove.
bigsnaug
http://imgur.com/OJDAKyq
Fivestarthedangeresque
Same guy methinks
MC182
Braid that shit man, viking style
yourfavoritetramp
Fuck that dread that shit im growing mine out for that exact reason
JPRaptor
http://imgur.com/x9FytMU.jpg
Buckly101
From reddit 'Sometime I do. From a few years ago. http://imgur.com/gcutX3n '
purplegorillacolonel
Of course, it all makes sense now. He is a hipster!
Jawsmine
Realistically, this is the only way my spouse could have a beard this long. Otherwise.... It's kind of gross
ImBecky
The guy walking in the background looks it should be on PS battle.
familytriptopoundtown
How did I know he liked punk?
muppetweirdo
As a female with a thing for beards ( which may or may not be healthy) , NEVER shave it off.
LeftSharkBePraised
Shave.
happohippo
I shave my head only due to practicality. This beard seems like the most impractical thing.
barotrauma
Depends on what you do for a living doesn't it?
joonday
iiiiii am a man, of constant sorrooooow
EveryBodyLovesMe
If you ever have daughters, they are gonna have so much fun braiding that.
GoingToGeorgia
He has one, and she loves it.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
He should have so much fun braiding that.
darktyeh
Viking Time!
GoingToGeorgia
This is Myk, professional beard grower and beer aficionado (and proud father). He and I worked together as beer buyers in NYC. Cheers, Myk.
doomrunner
what the hell is a beer buyer? sounds like my dreamjob!
GoingToGeorgia
We worked at a Whole Foods, and our job was to decide which beers to purchase from distributors and stock on the shelves. #productknowledge
doomrunner
fuck yeah, this is my dreamjob!
AntsyInTheirPantsy
How is this fact so far down? He was on television, for god's sake!
GoingToGeorgia
Yeah, Whisker Wars on IFC!
Micasso
I'm all for beards, but there is a limit. I shouldn't have to pull back your beard like drapes to find your penis.
barotrauma
I thought everyone liked playing peekaboo?
Micasso
Well sure.. but peekaballs, no.
IfGodLovesMeThenWhyAmINotMarriedtoAnnaKendrick
Does a little bird come out of your beard and chirp at the top of every hour?
CatsandDnD
https://41.media.tumblr.com/53696001c89b1628b41d2d4f13619d8b/tumblr_narkz0Pctg1qzblheo3_400.jpg
jc731
Is that the bird that's the word that I hear so often about?
IfGodLovesMeThenWhyAmINotMarriedtoAnnaKendrick
If the bird you're referring to is one about which everyone's heard, then yes.
bendetta227
And shit all over your shirt?
IfGodLovesMeThenWhyAmINotMarriedtoAnnaKendrick
Just think of it as a one of a kind graphic-tee.
WatchDragon
I misread this as "Does a little beard come out of your beard ..."
TheGammaRae
I shit you not my thermodynamics professor held a kitten under his beard to keep it warm and it poked its head out during lecture.
3MTA3
This just reminds me of Peter Griffin harboring the birds in his beard.
AYYLM400
o rly
paraganna
Man I'm super dyselxic today... I thought that said "little bitch".
zaio
umpbumpfizz
I wonder if anyone has ever installed a cukoo mechanism in a beard.
FalcorTheUrinator
Asking the real questions here.
IfGodLovesMeThenWhyAmINotMarriedtoAnnaKendrick
If someone has had the chance and DIDN'T, then they are a goddamn disappointment.
othsin
brutalswede
Those beard styling events are getting out of hand...
moogecko
That's beautiful
sundayturkey
WORKING BEARD DOOR. I'd put that on my goddamn CV. 'Can fashion a bird cage around head out of own beard for defensive purposes'.
Shamorza
From Reddit: He lost his dog 6 years ago when his former girlfriend (who was having an affair with another man) drowned the dog in a 1/2
morehumanthanhuman
As I was reading that my head was saying 'his girlfriend had an affair with his dog'.
watersbottled
Oh fuck you, that dog almost had me going. +1
Shamorza
2/2 I don't know where I'm going with this bullshit story.
JustASqurrelTryingToGetANut
I wonder what lives in there?
katiokins
Can't be TOO different from just a head of hair.
Papusejuice
A face
NotAmused1001
Several faces
TheyCallMeDrWorm
thecanadianpresident
That just broke my overies
SportsPhotoGirl
I love how the Texas young democrats are sitting...
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
Bet that tickles on the downstairs lady mix up.
LeMorteDRando
Isn't it a mix up, because it's a mangina?
Infinitum
You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
mmmmmmmmmmm creamy.
Infinitum
Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
Do you love me? What? I'm gonna hurt you
Infinitum
*Boosh bump*
katiokins
Had a comment, then read you and @Infinitum 's thread and think I am missing something, so I refrain.
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCaCAGZDrCg
Infinitum
We're quoting the 'Old Gregg' skit from The Mighty Boosh. Here it is in full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxaP19pY1FI
theaddictedimageviewer
Actually a female dwarf.
skch
and she is NOT talking about the face...
sparkledick
"Dwarf courtships are largely concerned with finding out, in delicate and circumspect ways, what sex the other dwarf is." - Moving Pictures
FaxCelestis
Dwarves don't have gender as they are rough-hewn from stone and given life by runic inscription.
UnknownCaptain
Terry Pratchett shall never truly be gone.
UnNedStark
Some people say there ARE no dwarf women...
CheeryLittlebottom
I beg to differ
hette
Keep on truckin' Cheery!
MetalSkeletal
Which leads to the myth that dwarves just spring up out of the ground.
CultivatingMassMac
Which is of course ridiculous.
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
whispers: "it's the beards"
Talmorean
Falls off horse: It was deliberate, it was deliberate!
sparkledick
Six years??? My head hair doesn't even grow that fast
Pedanticjerk
Gravity man
EnergyFiend
Half an inch a month is pretty normal
almostsomething182
It doesn't. Facial hair grows faster.
LupusBorealis
Male facial hair is the fastest growing hair on the body.
SparklingCockWaffle
Because science?
Dominian
Not on my body.
JustBananas
Why don't you tho? I think it's time
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
I think you should go to hell. You should go to hell and die.
quisuisjeouvaisjedansquelleetagere
I think you are a tiny bit overeacting, here.
CabooseTheVehicleDestroyer
Well, not really. He invites people in. He is lucifer after all.
Dominomotion8
Holy Jesus beard.
SaintMaceToTheFace
No. It is glorious
skinnypig
I read this in a Klingon voice
wobbu
Yyyeah... I don't really understand why you'd do this.
jediprincess
he enjoys being single?
SaintMaceToTheFace
Know girls who like this look
Pharya
Definitely.
dougfm
I think it's time for you to type out "though".
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
It was probably time four years ago
charliesheen420
Not if your a wizard.
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
You see, this comment would not get downvoted if you used you're. Learn from your mistakes.
charliesheen420
Damn this mobile keyboard :p
PetrificusTotalus
Don't shave, just trim.
ladypeace
Maybe he's wanting to join ZZ Top?
almostsomething182
Women go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
derpisasderpdoes
he's rocking the Forrest Gump look pretty well
Mintipony
In space, reddit op can't hear your screams
irishnovember
I gotta be honest with you. I don't like the way this looks. I mean you do you ofcourse and enjoy it. But to me it looks unkempt and scruffy
LeftyMasterRace
Braid it or something. Like a LOTR dwarf
fvckyes
It's actually REALLY well-kept. Do you know how matted it would be? With shit stuck in there? He must brush and wash it daily.
iDrinkDrano
It looks fried and full of dead ends to me. He needs to at least trim it periodically to keep it luscious.
fvckyes
True, it should be trimmed periodically. But beard hair has its own weird texture, so this is pretty good considering.
irishnovember
Oh I get it. I'm a beard guy myself. I know this takes a lot of work. But just the general look it gives is kinda....icky...to me.
Joemammaangiedaddy
I know the beard trend is pretty cool, but that kind of grosses me out.
Leoxcr
To be honest, this beard looks very clean, probabbly he washes it.
aflarge
Who doesn't wash their beard?
Leoxcr
homeless people
YouCantFireMeIQuit
agreed. it looks nasty as hell.
thelonepig
It all grosses me out. Face pubes filtering god only knows what.
NotWithABangButAWhimper
I think he needs to have it trimmed a tiny bit to shape it up. I'm impressed, but damn that must be hot in the summer
nelshai
It's probably because it's so unkempt. If he actually styled it or looked after it at all then it would be fine. I wanna see it braided. :(
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
*sigh* just because it's not braided doesnt mean it's unkempt. you do realize facial hair does not behave like the hair on your head, right?
nelshai
Aye, I do. But that is unkempt as fuck. Braiding is just one way of styling it. Wax could work just as well. Or other such things.
SaintMaceToTheFace
That would be cool
blackletum
I'm not sure why beard hair is all that much different than if the guy had long hair?
DavidBowiesCodpiece
Look at the texture... It's completely different.
Joemammaangiedaddy
It's not growing out of his face?
blackletum
Meh, hair is hair to me. Now, if you hate beards, then this would be like your own version of hell I suppose, but other than that...
hanky2swanky
So if a lady had a beard like that, then that's cool? Hair is hair, right?
DamnRightItsBetterThanYours
I hope you're totally ok with ladies that don't shave then. Hair is hair.
barotrauma
I don't care if ladies shave or not, boom.
NuckFuggets
So I get the Imgur fascination with beards but can we all agree this isn't as attractive as a trimmed and shaped beard?
xzhous
Grigory Rasputin may not seem attractive but you see Ivan, when you grow beard like god, you become immortal.
ff177
I like it this way...
ff177
I like it this way...
GraemeDynard
Imgur likes face manes, not beards.
malexmatt
My girlfriend begs to differ.
Luprand
I'd just be satisfied to see one bearded guy who didn't make creepy faces at the camera.
wendyday
It doesn't look too great... but then again, neither does my leg hair, so who am I to criticize.
TopsunPB
I think he is doing this for a world record or something Because more than 99% of guys wouldnt have this much beard even if they never shave
eddiebarzoon
Sorta like how tattoos make girls look hotter, but getting one on your face is going a bit too far.
Dominomotion8
Yes I agree.
IBrutallyCritiqueDickPics
I disagree, if he braided it instead it would be glorious.
IITallyhoII
To each their own, but I just see scraggly hillbillies whenever I see beards like this. Ill bet his chest is super toasty 24/7 though
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Mine needs shaping. But I work from home, am lazy, and my fiancee doesn't mind the scruffy look. Perhaps I should surprise her with a trim?
AlbinoAlligator
Here Here
Leoxcr
Unless braided, I agree.
SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo
Imgur likes beards, not face manes
SaintlySinn3r
But I do like the phrase "face mane"
bigbrother
das a nice face mane
SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo
Is that Gucci mane?
MarvLevyForPresident
No love for us clean cuts anymore... **cries in corner**
YouCantFireMeIQuit
not so! I think beards are gross.
MarvLevyForPresident
Thanks! :D
SlicedPotat
Yes
HaniiPuppy
It would be attractive if he did something with it, like pleat it and tie some kind of metal band into it. He's look like a viking.
Justinicus
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/92/2515/640/gimli.jpg
Zodi
A beard has to be functional. This is just in the way.
thomaseeno
*sigh* yes.
mcgravin
Depends on whether or not you're one of the girls in a ZZ Top video.
ImperialNeptune
Maybe he does style it. Maybe he's a viking?
littleb1ackbird
This is from Reddit though. Imgur didn't vote this to the front page.
Domehammer
A beard like that is power. Wish I could grow a beard that long.
jwan
True, but this is fascinating none the less.
sowetoninja
So a metro-sexual beard, got it.
evilious
It would look better braided
imgurhq
No but it's cool as fuck
sissichu
If he looked little older like a wizard, then it would be cool. Now he just looks like a crazy hobo
blowmadong
if he looked older he would be gandalf
Montablac
shaped beard you say? ill just leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE
ccdk
Absolutly! But he can still touch my butt if I touch his beard!
BubbaDoo11
Sorry but no. Beards are always awesome
Somanyquestions
Since when can everyone agree on a single opinion?
Samael13
True fact. I guarantee there's someone out there who disagrees with "it would be great if the world didn't end tomorrow."
iDrinkDrano
OH, IT'D BE FUCKIN GRAND, IT WOULD
MeganMeow
Did you know that attractiveness is subjective?
NewtonWren
No? Some of us think ZZ Top is kind of amazing, and this isn't that bad at all.
dreidle
Yes, but as soon as imgurians see a trim, well shaped beard that person is no longer well groomed, they are an "awful hipster".
badgersnuffles
The two trends I am growing to loathe are beard worship and bacon worship. I'm over it, can we go home now?
afterdinneromelets
It doesn't have to be attractive to be impressive. I'm not attracted to guys with long hair, but I can appreciate how glorious it can be.
gfhum
Nah this is a glorious beard, but hey your opinion is your own and so is your blood
drewgolas
It's not just imgur. Beard are just "trendy" right now.
GambleGorps
Looks pretty stupid.
kungfuman
*Imgur likes beards on guys that would already be considered attractive without them due to style, looks, and/or fitness. *
idontknowwhattocallthissohi
I actually find beards attractive on almost all men. It gives a little bit of extra to guys I wouldn't normally consider attractive and 1/2
idontknowwhattocallthissohi
adds an extra level of attractiveness to guys I do. 2/2
FinGermi
Thank you for the accurate statement. Beards are just like every other fashion accessory, they only look good on good looking guys.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Not true, my buddys beard is epic and he looks so good but when he shaves he looks like an ugly bitch
zpjon
DawnLoves
Nuh uhhhhhhh, the beard COVERS the ugly of the unattractive guys.
bwchronos
I respectfully disagree. A good beard can hide a lot of ugly and make a pudgy build look masculine.
PhoenixQueenAzula
I have a pudgy build and face and use a beard and loose dark clothes to make me look muscular
bwchronos
Right? If I could grow a beard, that's what I'd do.
felofilipino
lmao right
DamnRightItsBetterThanYours
This guy looks like he'd be attractive...but his beard isn't very nicely trimmed. I think that's all they were saying.
Pleasedontletittouchme
Not all of us! ;-;
coanarcanius
I would wager a good beard could bring a guys looks up a notch. I'm personally someone who gains quite a bit by hiding my face behind one.
shneak
There's a phrase in Spanish that translated means 'behind every beard is an ugly man'.
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
It's almost like attractive people are attractive or something.
HowDoIInternet
Ok but I'm like a 5 without a beard and a 7 with (according to my girlfriend)... So I think beards are a contributor..
thaumatropes
As someone who gets "you look better without lipstick" all the time, maybe he doesn't care.
MollyNapQueen
That's your opinion and everyone should have a right to theirs. If someone likes a beard that way, don't knock them down for it.
RociTango
What are you all talking about? This is majestic!
mollypop94
"All agree"? But why should everyone agree? Differences of opinions keeps things interesting. I admire it!
erischilde
Like penis size, men care more about being bigger and manlier than the other guy, than being attractive or use full.
iDrinkDrano
As someone who hates having a beard and would rather have my facial hair lasered off, am I a eunuch?
erischilde
No, maybe? Are you? Maybe you're just more mature than the rest of us :D
truespartangaming
who cares? if he likes it, why does it have to be attractive? and some people actually like this, please don't be ignorant or naive. smh
Homophone
As a lady, they're all good. If a woman likes beards, they're like boobs for guys. We might have preferences, but all are good.
unusualwhistlingentity
This is an *excellent* way of describing it.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
No. No we can't all agree.
OhSquiggilyLine
3edgy2me
mijiza
Would I say it's sexy or hot? Probably not, but I still think it's rockin, and I would still date someone with this fine mane.
TylerGraham41
leave
TattooedWife
That beard is disgusting and I would promptly divorce my husband if he grew one and refuse to shave it
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TattooedWife
And that's fine but I don't want to have beard hair longer than my head hair all around my house. Plus, it hides his face & he looks bummy.
skinnypig
too mashed up by Hypnodisc so they made them take off the blade thing and change the design a bit (2/2)
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
Tattoos are disgusting and I would promptly divorce my wife if she got one....see how that sounds?
TattooedWife
That's fine. If you're not into tattoos, that's your prerogative, dude. Who am I to say what you can/can't like?
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
My point was how absurd it would be to divorce a spouse over something that shallow. Your relationship sounds strong.
TattooedWife
I am not attracted to long beards. I wouldn't be able to be turned on which means no sex. Beards are gross to me.
RedBeardTheHalfPirate
as a man with a beard i am envious...
RedBeardTheHalfPirate
apparently i made a reference by accident...
GreentextsForEverything
nicereference.mp5
bonhomous
not jealous? (just kidding - i got that reference)
Branmuffin256
I hope yall don't make him self conscious and he ends up shaving it :(
LeaderBeans
After 6 years, I'm sure he isn't swayed by people commenting on his beard.
blackletum
everyone over on /r/beards is singing the guy's praises, im sure he'll be fine
msa011
This reached front page thanks to Reddit's /r/beards, tho. But yes, I agree, this is a bit too much. But if he likes it, it's his call.
bss36504
Yo, do you.
wobbu
r/beards is like people reassuring each other that their common sense is wrong and that big ugly beards are totally cool.
daftthoughts
So it's like the Tumblr for bearded men
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
As a bearded fellow: whatever floats your boat man. I'll enjoy my beard, you enjoy clean shaven folk. It's almost like it's subjective.
KrystaKhaos
Exactly, I'm not big of facial hair, but if it floats your boat and your boss is cool with it, it's not my place to judge.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Agreed, but it's impressive anyway. Perhaps he's trying to beat the world record for longest beard (5.33 m or 17 ft 6 in).
Pharya
Why commit like 20 years of your life to growing and owning a disgusting beard? What possess someone to claim 15 minutes of fame THAT way?
pot8oooooooo
he has a looong way to go. lol
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
THAT'S A LONG DAMN BEARD
SpoonOfDoom
FIVE METERS? Holy shit, how do you even go about your day with this?
TopsunPB
I heard a guy tripped at his beard and broke his neck. Died.
Skrudd
https://36.media.tumblr.com/9340a25c593a6cf75fc0f591ff77b02d/tumblr_mpc55ehiI51rw872io1_400.jpg This is him
Hellboundclown
I'd guess intricate braiding?
blackletum
Braid the absolute shit out of it
SpoonOfDoom
Literally, if you don't watch out while doing your business.
icorrectyourgerman
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131118161105/disney/images/4/49/Sword-in-stone-disneyscreencaps.com-1252.jpg
SmellyPotatoMan
SEVENTEEN FEET? Holy shit, how do you even go about your day with this?
SpoonOfDoom
I know right? I wouldn't survive a single day with imperial units!
IAmTehDave
Wrap it up and throw it over your shoulders like a scarf?
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Thats a lot of scarf.
IAmTehDave
http://imgur.com/qy2s73U
SpoonOfDoom
That still sounds horribly uncomfortable. Especially in a hot summer.
IAmTehDave
I'm sure it is.