YoungTimbe
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They were plastic hangers. And I went to the self checkout.
Edit: test was negative! Yaaay no babies!
Nov 13, 2019 8:31 PM
YoungTimbe
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3298
103
They were plastic hangers. And I went to the self checkout.
Edit: test was negative! Yaaay no babies!
trigger60
Who’s the father?
zdriver984
Mexico is nice this time of year. Just FYI
Dyslexicbirch
Whenever my toddler gets a hold of a clothes hanger I always say "It's to late for that baby"
YoungTimbe
bearlymauled
The 88 cent Walmart pregnancy tests are more accurate than the expensive ones.
dastardmcfearsome
You wouldn't need to buy one if you had finished on her hangers.
YoungTimbe
swephisto
bamcobra
WTF
CraftyCait
Fake movie belly
bamcobra
Thank God! And thank you.
imyourrealdad
Plastic hangers don’t work. That’s why I am here to post this.
YoungTimbe
Your advice has been noted and will be used at a later date if needed. Thank you.
ScottaHemi
omgstopithurtsnvmilikeit
The cashier's reaction to your purchase I think
OrgasmicBloodFart
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $200 Alex. (We love you Alex)
arkhamfashion
YoungTimbe
archfile101
What's the similarities between your girlfriend and a fetus? They're both thinking 'mums gonna kill me'
Tpauldaflexman
Congratulations
HeilHasselhoff
Debate in my HS gov class "Abortion is more expensive in republic states!" Me: "But coat hangers are only 25 cents!"
YoungTimbe
EpicEggnog
Get them from the dollar store, maybe ch cheaper!
Tyrael918
As a person who worked retail, unless I was really on it that day, or you pointed it out, I probably wouldn't notice or care.
HellenicTaxCollector
@op the hangers will do mate the hangers will do
Fishy820
As long as he gets Metal
IchiNiisan
so just the hangers then?
TupacAintDead
Go through the normal line and say to the cashier, “plan A, plan B” and walk out.
YoungTimbe
PeterPanPeanutButterAlert
At least it wasn't the other way around
YoungTimbe
I would be really worried if I needed a pregnancy test.
CountClapula
Ever roll a nat 20? Well your gona need to role one today bud, good luck!
YoungTimbe
Got that nat 20. It was just gas pains! Lol
CountClapula
Ayyeeeeeee sic role my guy congrats lol
Cereaza
Pregnancy Test, Hangers, and some Drain-o.
ihaveloudfarts
Buy some lubrication too, it'll help the entire process go smoothly, I know from experience
3KnucklesDeep
Kentucky Jelly
SophiesMum
What exactly did you do with your pregnancy test?!?!
YoungTimbe
HatinS8N
Why not just push her down the stairs. Cheaper and safer
Shaows
Just sharpen the end of the hanger and it will get the job done just as well as any metal one.
Hulagirl01
Wow you are a sick bastard. Which I’m sure you are because who would claim to be your father.
buttwheek
Sick!! +1
DasPumpenStrasse
Some real life experiance here
DizzierDizzi
About how far do you need to go up?
GreatScatt
Go until theres pain--that's the cervix, then like 2" more. The cervix jumps around when its nervous, so good luck not puncturing stuff.
Rymdblomma
The method I usually recommend is that when she passes out from pain you're almost there.
YoungTimbe
Holy shit lol
AtsaMattaForMe
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Whaat's this from?
StillNotYouTube
EVER!!!
ImVeryDishonest
Congrats man!
nofunjosh
Just take her to the top of some stairs and save your money
Killertomato84
she knew what she was doing
CabNumber1729
Even for the internet, my first thoughts on responding to this comment are too dark.
KawaiiKirei
CabNumber1729
Okay, its on you though........... Unlike his mother, she does know what shes doing with those hangers. Insert and twist.
Erutanmi
Read other comments. Their brevity and joking makes it even darker.
KawaiiKirei
Eh I've seen darker driving thru downtown Atlanta
DemonOtter
Abort mission!
JudgeMentaI
Valterren
Indeed it t was.
DungeonMaster77
I am going to burn for laughing at this comment...
neos501
What if they're in Alabama. :/
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
That's why it's a DIY
ItsThatJordanGuy
Then it would've been his sister calling
imgurscommontater
Crillol
That's why he has the hangers.
ParadoxicalSheep
shakawhenthewallsfel
AllanC3000
Is she pregnat?
watthedizzlebizzle
Geez guys its spelled: pregnante
imostlymadethisup
Not any more
Rhythmaster
Pregananant?
kittenspaday
myhousesmellsliketuna
Starch masks
ItsRuu
pregante~
showmanic
perganate
Sigberd
Peggranate
MsMatching
Gregnant
ShowALK
PREGANANANT?
ResplendientXHunter
Pargnet?
thymebomb
Can U get PREGANTE
imostlymadethisup
Pergantic
InsolventTacos
Pergnate
Valyndris
prego