CUBErk
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Frozen Bagels; my bane.
Aug 22, 2013 7:28 PM
CUBErk
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thunderstruck614
Don't go to a bar and try to brag about these scars...
GMorning
Last time I was in A&E, the paramedics said they have about 10% more cases on a Sunday morning, due to bagel cuts.
Khisantax
Hotdogs.
3nd3rwiggin
I hear that is the number one reason for Emergency Room visits in NYC.
nothinbutcabbage
the tomatoes finally got the better of you? damn shame.
ShucksItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster
"I'll cut you! I'll cut you so bad that...you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad!" - frozen bagel
ThatInsomniacDude
[1/3] there is a cadence in the army that goes like this...
ThatInsomniacDude
[2/3] "they say in the army the chow is might fine, a biscuit rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine."
ThatInsomniacDude
[3/3] didn't think that shit can actually happen lol
chawk610
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
CUBErk
Sorry I never got to eat that bastard, yes.
chawk610
LOL... Looks painful. Happy healing!!!
TotalTriscuit
Jesus, what did you do to piss the bagels off so much they cut you? Were they Puerto Rican?
zedd
oh my gosh, i'm laughing so hard its drawing attention at work. you wrote EXACTLY what i was thinking and then added the Puerto Rican part!!
TotalTriscuit
Fantastic!
CUBErk
Actually, they were long legged puerto ricans, yes.
kreepr
as a Puerto Rican... LOL!!!
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kreepr
wepa!!
fourthtimeisacharm
have someone with more common sense prepare your food
CUBErk
I was that person! ...Or so we thought....
fourthtimeisacharm
step two. stop eating frozen bagels. you are putting bakers like myself outta business. YOU BASTARD!!!!
CUBErk
Don't worry! I bought them from a baker and froze them myself!!
fourthtimeisacharm
good. that's what i do. they don't last a day if you don't freeze 'em. i bake once a week and eat bagels all week. mmmmm no lox tho. gross