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Jul 11, 2016 2:21 AM
Mcmcman
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MetalSkeletal
If you didn't read that in Kevin Conroy's voice (even the ones that weren't him) then you're a filthy casual.
MrRgrs
"Bow would be good" My sides.
Minatex
Alfred is a pimp and we all know it.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
His "Oh wait, I did" part always fucking cracks me up. Bat-sass is best sass.
Qimosabe
+1 for Batman. Made another account to do +2 for Barbara. You deserved it bud.
bruhwhat069
What was the context to the tree one?
711isAnInsideJob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJi_Vj4_-k
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
deadbeatloon
What's the name of the series?
vipe650r
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Gunslinger8912
Batman: The Animated Series. On Netflix in Canada, or at least it was.
dragonraven13
Spider-man.
aleister94
I cant remember the context to Harley asking batman if he's a tree
retrohellix
I think she touched the buttons in the Batmobile.
aleister94
Google didn't help with context
retrohellix
No, I mean the tree thing didn't happen, he yells at her for touching the buttons when she was riding in the Batmobile.
aleister94
Oh okeydoke
ILoveyou5ever
I now have more questions
LordSaltytheThird
Reading them all in Adam West's voice makes them 20x better
LoudAngryJerk
batman originally used guns all the time, and he still does, just not the kind that fire bullets (ahem grapple gun)
saralas
I think Batman kind of runs on this principle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5JnqPSzSLo
njullpointer
I love the sassbat.
ObscuraNox
#3 Thats NOT how youre supposed to look at your cousin.
TheDudeSmashTrash
My favorite one is either the one where he's asking for air support, or the one where Alfred admits to being Batman
kickapoo
Shirtless
Sterling Batman
MiasmaCorrigan
BATtle axe
PoisonMako
of course batman wouldnt mind using a battleaxe it has his name in it
chirilovpanda42
The last one made me laugh so hard
coreunit
Except that batman has used guns
smarmageddon
A few minutes before #3 Batman throws away a $10,000 rebreather like it's a gum wrapper.
Slowpool
Ah, but HE was the one who did it, and he can do what he likes with his munny. Not some naked kryptonian skank.
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
Custom hardware doesn't get it's value from just the monetary value alone. It was most likely designed and built by hand, and took time.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
And you have the "why do you need a new one" question when you go shopping and/or have a technician do it.
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
You, I like you. +1 for you!
ecodude
Yeah but that things worth like... More than three of those.
DrJohnnyZoidberg
Well...
smarmageddon
Even something triple the value of a disposable thing is probably not worth making a fuss about.
CommanderTau
I would be more pissed that I had to rebuild the entire system, where as the re-breather gets manufactured beforehand
Volcanuz
He probably owns the place making them also.
Cassiraa
*pulls out calculator*
chopper35
$10,000 to batman is like a dollar to us.
Zuranamee
According to Google, Bruce Wayne's net worth is 6.9 billion. So $10,000 to him is actually much, much less than a dollar to me
smarmageddon
So $50,000 is like five bucks.
chopper35
basically. him spending 10 grand is like us buying a soda at a gas station.
smarmageddon
But this is my point, you see. Why is he bitching about losing $50,000 worth of hardware when to him that's a negligible sum?
SwarmLord
Maybe to teach the vandal some good manners.
chopper35
because an alien from another planet fought him and broke it. and it's superman he's talking to.
smarmageddon
A fact which is illustrated by his having discarded another piece of valuable hardware.
nirach
I like to imagine he has GPS trackers on his "disposable" gadgets and Alfred goes around all day collecting them.
Attacker732
Either that, or he has drones doing it.
nirach
Excessively expensive and complicated? Sounds like Batman's MO.
Grudgebearingmidget
Or better yet, hires someone to do so, ala Viscera Cleanup Detail, only "Batman Cleanup Detail".
nirach
It'd be a great way to make use of the homeless in Gotham, that's for sure.
Grudgebearingmidget
I would ALMOST be interested in seeing that though, a VCD game where you have to cleanup after a Batman fight breaks out.
PsychicSpider
Collecting thrown batarangs, mopping up Joker acid and bits of exploded robo-penguins, picking Riddler's teeth out of the wall...
nirach
It's the sort of thing that could be done like an isometric 8-bit job. Or maybe like Gunpoint..
asteamingcupofsweetsithteamadebythefinestsithbrewerintheworld
im batman
twfeline
I'M Batman.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
#1 what was that again I couldn't here you? http://images.newsflow24.com/1024/1024593/batman-wields-a-gun-in-the-dark-knight-iii_1.jpg
twfeline
Where?
SanderKoop
*hear
Pfunk90
MOAR
HeyyThatsPrettyGood
#5 Too soon Batman, too soon.
YouWereMythTaken
"The hammer is my penis"
Xaldyn
Harley's got a HUGE hammer, though... That's... Kind of hot...?
CrimeThinker
I mean +1 for your penis being unisex I guess?
danzafan37
thiswillbeusefuloneday
I remember it differently!
SeverusMixtape
" I hate the homeless...*flips index card* ness problem in our city."
KevData
Doctor horrible!!!
ninjadick24
I've been trying to find this movie and I can't ????
grogbor
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog? You're in luck! It's on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw5vZjRfAno
ninjadick24
I think I'm in love with you .... thank you!!!!
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
AnnUncommon
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NuclearBuddha
Ok, you win
Polygrammar
Savage
LettermanAirsoft
Azure013
.gif flashback
illegalacorn
fucking rekt
UonlyThinkyourDead
i was looking for the rock hammer from shawshank
yummystuff
You've been waiting for it, haven't you...
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Actually, no... I've used it a few times when someone made a captain hammer reference, this is just about the only time it got noticed.
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ᴴᴬᴹᴹᴱᴿ ᴰᴼᵂᴺ
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
I AM YOUR SHIELD
geraltofnvidia
CATCHPHRASE!
Osper
ZIS OLD DOG STILL KNOWS A FEW TRICKS!
FaptainDeadpool
JOIN ME IN GLORY (hole)
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
CATCH PHRASE!
fuck123456789
DCAU abridged would be amazing
MetroKnighty
DCAU?
SirRoswellington
I know of one abridged series that covers Young Justice and recent DC animated films. Batman sounds great. Joker sounds like Mark Hamill.
LuckyWristbands
Helllll to the yeah, to the yeah yeah yeah! Helllll to the yeah
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
DIBS ON HARLEY QUINN!!!
TeraGX
What is the context of #7? I remember all of these except that and the final one.
7thsage
It's part of season 1, episode 8 & 9, "injustice for all" I won't spoil it, as it's one of the best episodes in justice league. Batman...
7thsage
Spends a lot of time doing very batman things and basically runs the injustice league into the ground. It's phenomenal, and the reference..
7thsage
in this scene is to something that happens very early on in the episode. As for the last one, don't know for sure, it's from brave & bold.
711isAnInsideJob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJi_Vj4_-k
TeraGX
Oh, thanks, now I remember the rest of that!
painglutton
He killed SO MANY people in Batman vs Superman.
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PsychopompGecko
And in Batman Begins. And in Batman Forever. And in Batman.
CommanderPiglet
Yea i didn't really like the movie..
deathbykittenspuppiesandcocaine
To each his/her own. It definitely had a different theme. Its an evolution of the older, wiser, bruised and battle-bloodied Batman.
TheSimpleDude
they are not dead. They are just taking a nap from fighting him. Makes them tired.
aleister94
that wasn't even just the result of poor writing zack Snyder admitted he intentionally killed those people
Roumenov
Being intentional doesn't make it not poor writing, though.
aleister94
I should have said poorly planed out writing
deathbykittenspuppiesandcocaine
So many people got used to the watered down Dark Knight trilogy, they forgot what he was really capable of.
DrProf
1/2 Its based off The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman is fed up with with crinimals and changes his no kill rule into a no murder rule...
deathbykittenspuppiesandcocaine
Finally! Someone who speaks English!
DrProf
2/2 ... However, Batman then only kills in self defense. Stabbing Superman would have been his first murder, this the Martha thing.
Rifneno
That wasn't batman, that was some random bloodthirsty thug using his name.
MetalSkeletal
He was more like Thomas Wayne Batman.
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
In one of the comics during the '70s he pushed a giant statue on top of a group of mongolians, he kills get over it people. 1/2
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
2/2 he also hung a mental patient that was mutated from his batwing when he had an antidote that could have cured him.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
It's a drunken homeless bum named Steve.
Rifneno
Gettin' real sick of your shit, Steve...
PsychopompGecko
If we're going by that standard, then the only Batman to appear in a movie was Adam West.
chuckinator3000
Not just that if you read the comics the injuries he cause to people in fights is enough to kill someone.
AMartianPotato
That doesn't really bother me. I'm willing to suspend my disbelief and just accept that in his universe that sort of trauma doesn't kill.
Idontneedrealfacts
SOOOO many Coup contrecoup head injuries....
FecesAllMighty
We don't talk about BvS
painglutton
My apologies.
MostExtremeModerate
the Director's Cut was waay better
ImitationBrand
I audibly snorted to that.
Amythyst
Let's just say "Martha" was ruined for me as a safeword.
HeistheZissou
Directors cut redeemed it for me.
Alphatronx3
Really? Where is it? I'm trying to buy it from costco but it's not there!
Madcowgomoo
Why? Didn't add much or give Lex/Supes a personality. Still a bucket of sasquatch shit
FecesAllMighty
Agreed
inboxmefoxes
Howso? Genuinely curious, since Luthor was still awful, Supes was hardly better, and Batman was still definitely a mass-murderer.
babbzilla
It left out a lot of little details. Several times I turned to my dad (we watched it at theaters) and said, "That explains it!"
babbzilla
It left it out the theatrical release, I mean. The extended explained a bunch of little stuff. Made it seems a little less rushed.
SpiciestPepperoni
Is supes hitting on his cousin?
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saralas
Well, I mean, at least power girl has a universe of seperation... she's still kara zor-el, but, yeah...
IVILegionIVI
Most of the time, yeah. He's a country boy.
PeachhCakee
oh
gamesthatiplay
Well they do have to repopulate their entire race.... unless you count the 2 Kryptonian astronauts.
pilgrim514
Yes.
Radix865
Gotta keep that Kryptonian bloodline going.
ChuntWith6Tees
I might be living under a rock but, what show are these from?
KrondorMocker
Batman
NerdN1
Looking at the various art styles it appears that they are from a variety of animated Batman/DC shows and movies rather than just one.
MyCaruba
Depends which one you're talking about. Point out one in particular and I might be able to help. Off the top of my head... (1)
MyCaruba
OH and then Justice League: Doom for the "if I had a week" gif.
MyCaruba
I see Batman: The Animated Series (from '92), Justice League ('01), Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010?), and no clue about the axe one (2).
MyCaruba
Okay so the axe one is the same as the one with Sups cousin, also Superman/Batman: Apocalypse. Iunno why it seems so unfamiliar.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
I feel Batman weakens Superman. Stay with me. Superman is so powerful he's limited only by his imagination. Batman, a realist, ->
Rifneno
1- Batman is limited only by the idiotic asspulls of the writers. One time, he managed to avoid Darkseid's Omega Beams. The Flash is only
Rifneno
2- barely fast enough to pull that off and Superman usually isn't fast enough, but Batman can do it. Seems legit and not fucktarded.
Alibanini
Or the time he was hit and instead of being reduced to ash he was sent through time. Batman's best power is fucking plot armour.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
->reigns in Supermans imagination. Moving the earth sounds like a bad idea but Supermans strength would make up for the consequences ->
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
-> if it had been a solo story. Batman grounds the man who can fly. Batman is logical, where Superman defies the known because he's alien
ShamnusMcfee
What? Are you seriously suggesting Superman could simply use brute strength to unfuck the Earth if he tried to move it? Do you know things?
Rheios
To be fair, moving the planet IS a terrible idea. I mean accounting what the result would be on the tides and tectonics alone.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
His strength alone would overcome any oversights, if Batman weren't there to remind him of the consequences
Rheios
That's...that's not how physics works. But I guess I can see your point. Bullshit comic excuse being Superman's plot power as much as Bman's