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As someone with 3/4 of these controllers. This is life... and why I die in Monster Hunter and Bloodborne.
Jan 16, 2016 3:30 AM
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Groose
...am i the only one who can use all these without issues?
PianoMan2112
X is easy - remembering which was is square and which is circle when you literally have a half a second to decide is a bit panicky.
rongwhole
Coming from the SNES, It took me nearly 20 years to adapt to PlayStation button labels. Not doing that again. Sorry, Microsoft.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I still say X button even though I'm talking to someone using a Xbox. PS2 grew with me.
digiorno88
you must be a scrub, if youve truly mastered the systems you dont even think. holding the controller tells you exactly where everything is
Ech0fiRE
I'm happy to say that my subconscious seems to have figured all this out for me!
Chowdahhh
The X button doesn't really do much in Bloodborne, so idk why taking longer to press it would result in you dying a lot (git gud bruh :D )
fistthemwithfire
don't try to remember the letter/symbol, rember what they do in the game. you should think "i have to dogde" instead of "i have to press X"
QuiteADapperAsshole
You die in Bloodborne because you are weak. Your children are weak, and you shall not make it through the winter.
ivdok
Just press X to Shaun, brah.
skittlesohenry
X hardly does anything in Bloodborne's combat…why would you be looking for it?
MechaGandalf
X has always been below S and D for me, and right above ALT and
StuffnThingsCarl
So you never tried the Dvorak layout, then?
TheMythicalJackalope
PC master race *she yells with a sore spot on her right wrist*
Rubmuhturkey
It's all the same on PC
kerms
3/4 of these controllers, Monster Hunter and Bloodborne, felt the need to mention the lack of one controller...you're missing the 360, yeah?
Mogierk
The xbox 360 is the one on the left
TranceEnding
You didn't read properly, did you? @Kerms was making a guess at which controller op was missing. Lmao
Mogierk
ok thanks i feel really stupid now
fenixking
It's the blue one
skittlesohenry
The images are in the same locations as the buttons! Yesssssss
MasterHD
Why can't they standardize these things? Do it for the gamers!
Outie5000
If I'm playing not Playstation, I ask for buttons as though I was.
SonOfOden
Quick time events are bullshit anyhow. Play better games.
diehardlance
http://static.commentcamarche.net/ccm.net/faq/images/0-Vuskup12-azerty-s-.png my x button is the same for all my games.
Tylendal
I'm just sitting here with a Dvorak keyboard...
Masteryota00
PCMR!!!
Toonight
I'm all for PCMR, but this is an inept comparison as your games are all on one platform. It just adds another controller to OP's image.
TheBurritoConfederacy
Man, but if they had native KB/M support as a control scheme on consoles I would so buy all the Xbogs and Planestations. I sux at analog. :(
sweetands0ur
No. I have trust issues because my girlfriend of 3 years ended up getting pregnant by her highschool ex
Kiwi31415
That's wasn't the X button he was pressing.
Felman
All these controllers yet you chose to be salty
insanemaestro
I've been gaming since I was a kid and one controller had the A and B reversed. Is this really a problem for some gamers?
fishiearchitect
It's a problem, especially when you want to reload instead of crouch... the screams are real.
KnightSolaire
This only started messing me up once QTEs became popular. I guess I only really remembered buttons by their position, not their names.
ironlemonade
It's a problem for weaker men and women.
fishiearchitect
Found the teabagger
Flamennight
Gamecube 4 lyfe. *tries to look thug*
bigmee
Brace yourself... PC snob comments are coming...
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
The trust issues comment is pretty dumb. Doesn't really add anything.
Chikabananas
They need to organize this shit
NikoPhiNiko
As someone who plays diff games on my pic. Controller configurations are frustrating sometimes
EchoTempo
I'm mostly sure that is not the reason you die in monster hunter
Sauroctonus
The other reason is THOSE FUCKING FLIES! STOP STINGING ME.
Emby
Spent a month playing Dark Souls 2 before going back to MH4U. Uncountable fumbles.
momiro
The I frame windows are so small in monster hunter
Emby
Gotta work for them. Souls actually has too many. My issue isn't that though. It's that the roll for DS is O, but MH's is X.
GomuGomuNope
Fiery hot Rajang dicks.
cathoderaysunshine
Gahhhhhhhhhd that game was amazing.
BigMaraBill
No not sharpen. Damn you Tigrex!
ApexCactus
Those G-Rank Tigrex have me stuck... fuck em, fuck em hard, bastards.
EchoTempo
Gotta learn the patterns man
jrhawk42
the xbox controller is such a beautiful design... sadly I'm pretty sure the team that designed it is long gone cause it's gone downhill.
aoimori
Needs two more face buttons and a d-pad that isn't crap, and then it's the perfect controller for every occasion.
iShouldBeWorking42
They have a $150 solution to that, don't they?
ellert0
Microsoft has been making those for years yet they still haven't figured out how to make the joysticks symmetrical. : /
chardrak
make the joysticks symmetrical? Hell no. PS controllers have the left stick in the entirely wrong position, and the buttons are good as is.
jrhawk42
symmetrical joysticks create semblance making it harder for the user to differentiate between the function of the left & right.
ellert0
Eh, I'm not really sold. Never ran into those troubles myself. Perhaps it's just a matter of what you grew up with. I need my symmetry.
jrhawk42
you've gotten used to doing it the wrong way. Like a left handed person forced right handed. It would take 1.5X the time you trained.
KeepCalmAndEatBacon
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
jellyskelly
Get out!
TylerWarranty
Listened to DMX before an interview, got too hype. Went in and started barking at everyone
3bdallah
(WHAAT)
JAScafe
WHAAAT!
TankEngineer
B
titsandjiggles
what the fuck I just got this unstuck from my brain now and you had to go and piss in my mind's ear's eye you bullwanking chav slag +1 cunt
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
FUK WAINEN GIT ET ON YEER OUN. X GON DELIVA TO YE.
Arkozo
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THA DOOR ITS REAL
goofyhobbes
WITH NON-STOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL
iwantacorgi
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO?!
RainwormNL
This deserves way more upvotes
angrymanzerobar
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYED JOE?
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
GO HARD GETTIN BUSY WITH IT. BUT I GOT SUCH A GOOD HEART I MAKE MUTHAFUCKAS WONDER IF THEY EVEN DID IT.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
X GUN GIVE IT TO YA
profHeadcrab
DAMN RIGHT, AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!