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One of the first things the genuinely made me laugh today, thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The "pound" going up! On a Tuesday!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This! This made me laugh like an idiot for about 10 minutes. My kids are asking me what's wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stupid, but I chuckled. Take your upvote, filthy whore...

10 years ago | Likes 832 Dislikes 26

Poor Mom

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

My mom would of just called me to tell at me how her phone is broke and that I need to fix it... Funny though. :p

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I give this prank roughly 5/7

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So... A week?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like I'm looking at my Twitter feed from 6 months ago...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Should've said "OKAAYYY!!!"

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Ha. Turn down for Yorkis I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

This is fake

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

NO FUN

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Secrets secrets are no fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel that even if mom said that over a phone call it would still be "mhm, yep, ok, alright, mhm, yeah I will, ok, love you too, ok , bye"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the repost

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Turn down for what?!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we need a whole compilation of these.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dude, seriously the hardest I laughed in a long time

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doing this to people will never not be funny +1

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

I could look at an entire website of just these.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...brb

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn we really need a repost filter, this shit gets out of hand lately. have my fucking -1 shit turd.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've never seen it before shit-turd.. -1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

good for you. pay more attention next time steve! you may sit now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

if my phone did that, id change the words i was using. "the dogs. give them food, loinspawn"

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Loinpawn. Well played sir.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I have been laughing for 5 minutes. Why is this so funny?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why Lil Jon mom?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Okay, now go throw that ass on the circle.

10 years ago | Likes 1071 Dislikes 12

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 8, 2015 5:16 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That generic comment about references tho

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Tara!

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Scrolled down to find this

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*scoot that ass around on the carpet in a circle.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

I hate doing dishes T_T

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Link!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eternally happy I found this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom chill

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Good movie.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

reaction gif game on Point! thats "dont tell mom the babysitters dead" right?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yup...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still Funny OP though the tricks getting old and ntil user don't realize how to correct it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but is there beer in the fridge?

10 years ago | Likes 3231 Dislikes 10

Some say they're still asking

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

but is that a repost?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes, yes it is

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She said no though

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think in response to how it was inserting that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*YEAAAAA!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need some closure here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This person is asking a serious question, and we're still awaiting an answer!

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Feed the

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But where is the rum gone?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy more beer anyway. It's our safest bet.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you say so.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good question

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Their*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

The Yorkie's beer. Sure they party on the regular

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*There

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahaha dumbass.. You tried.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sarcasm is an acquired taste. I do admit I should have said they're since their also makes sense.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Uhh...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean It's a legit question..

10 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 0

+1 for aggie!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Thanks and Gig'Em!! :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#TexAgs 2020--21 for engineers

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Y'all still too scared to play Tech in a bowl game

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not even close!! But I would prefer traveling to Nashville!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get a one-armed aggie out of a tree?

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

What's an aggie?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Student from Texas A&M University. Basically a farmer cause we're a huge Agriculture and Engineering college.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, got it. Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

You wave at him

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Ok I snorted. Also I'm not sure what I expected

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hahaha I don't know what I expected, but this is pretty good!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Maybe this third time will work"

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I cannot judge, I'd do the same!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh huh - "I'm just going to hit send and assume it worked this time"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 1409 Dislikes 8

RUFF RUFF

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bye nigga!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hwat?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Wat

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

"You ever given yourself a stranger?"

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

HEYYYYYYYYY

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sometimes I feel alone in this world WHAT ! sometimes I feel alone in this world WHAT ! sometimes I feel alone in this world YEAH !

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...OKAY

10 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 0

Yeeeeah!

10 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What?!

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

What?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude this fucked up. I must have closure. This gif should have one of them say OKAYYY. Can't just leave me with the anticipation...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for that, and it didn't happen. Now I'm incomplete.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does eventually, you just need to watch it to the end!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAIT A FUKKIN MINUTE! *whispers* ...that's Dave Chappelle innit?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Si.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Do you have other gif of him...? Cuz I bet they're funny as well!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you guys watch this for 5 minutes straight like I did?

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

I did

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean watch the actual episode? Yes, yes we did.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeeeeah! !

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Okaaaaaay

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is there any other way?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What!?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for them to say OKAY!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literally 7-8 loops before i realized that was all...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. And sadly I kept waiting for them to say YEAHH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should have replied, YEEAAAHHH!

10 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 2

OKAYYYYYY

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

WHAT!

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

OKAAAAAAYYY

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

OKAAAAAAYYY

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yorkies.

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

I even have exactly 4 of the little bastards.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That bothered the hell out of me. It shouldn't have, but it did.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Me too! Glad I'm not the only one.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you. This bothered me so fucking much. I own 7 of those punks.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 858 Dislikes 4

Doit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My philosophy teacher had that taped next to the blackboard for the whole semester.

10 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Saved.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather has left The Library. TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather has been saved

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Bill Clinton is a Bertrand Russell fan

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Justin Bieber: "what do you mean"

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I hate you right now. xD

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

no means no, Justin.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't understand C.S. Lewis contribution... and I'm a conservative Christian O.o

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Woah putting this into words is harder than I though. backing out slowly

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that confused me too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My guess is that God is the "what". As in, "what brings about a universal moral sense in everyone?" It was a stretch.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Maybe some context would help

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah. Yea that's probably it. Definitely a stretch.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Afterwards please prepare some lightly fried fish fillets

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Nice

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish someone would make me some lightly fried fish fillets.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ask dad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When this happens to people, why are they so stubborn as to not reword their request?? Give the dogs some food for fux sake!

10 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 9

Also when it goes to change a shortcut to the intended message, you can see it doing it, like when it autocorrects. She would have >

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

noticed, if not the first time then the second or third time, and I'm pretty sure you can just cancel it like you can spellcheck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would add random spaces if it happened twice in a row.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure it didn't happen. Not even proof reading their request after it happened twice already? Doesn't pass the sniff test.

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 5

No one posts the failures. Enough attempts and you'll find your busy idiot in a hurry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even care, I love this trend. More!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You don't know old people then. My dad isn't even capable of texting, period. He also managed to lock himself out of his tablet daily.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

But it's not even a technology thing. If something on your phone has already buggered up twice, why hit send a third time without checking?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because the last word of a text can be sent before auto correct works but it'll correct before sending. So it seems fine then Lil Jon

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I know a sad number people who almost never proofread what they type so they regularly look like illiterate drunks.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but 3 times when you know something is wrong with your phone? Nup, not buying it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's me I just automatically press send withoutp roofreadinv

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0