Central Incelligence Agency

Feb 11, 2025 2:21 PM

But let's credit the guy anyway, because it's genius: https://bsky.app/profile/concretebadger.bsky.social/post/3lhvtr6hxpk2g

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The Central Incelligence Agency has it's followers on Twatter

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

We got a pup for my son when he was 10, 2014 or so. He named the pup Doge. Now he’s off at college and I have the dog and am looking for a new name. Any suggestions?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dogebags

1 year ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Teenage mutant incels is my favourite.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That might give Elongated Muskrat and his cro-magnon cronies a bit too much credit.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Department of Grifting Edgelords

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Department Of Government Encels- I’m really bad at spelling

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It works, Elon's Incels = Encels

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

took me a few rereads to see it. its not quite the same spelling as the cia

pun play on words for incels

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've must've been blind. Thanks

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I choose to pronounce DOGE like douche.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the way.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Incelrection. Ew. Sorry - that didn't sound so gross in my head.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got a laugh out of me. Thanks, I needed that. :D

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pronounce it "doggy".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I'm still mad that Elon ruined my old favorite meme. Such disappoint. Very corruption. :(

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Kabosu was a good girl who did not deserve this.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OHH HER CITRUS SHAPED FACE I MISS IT SO MUCH. I wish there was a way we could reclaim her

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DOGE-turds

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Twitler Youth" is my go to.

1 year ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 0

I like "doge-bags" better.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitler Youth / Twattlings

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'The Twitler Youth of the Central INCELLigence Agency.'

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elonjugend?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I also like the simple idea of pronouncing doge as dog-e. Doggie. I don't know why, but I bet they won't like that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My own personal contribution to the various monnikers he's been hung with is 'Elongated X-Man', and now I desperately need a Carmine Infantino / Jack Kirby mashup style illustration of that very thing.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been trying to fit something to the acronym M.U.T.T. I'm no good at this. Suggestions?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would help if you said what relation it should be in

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Musk uppity temper tantrum

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Morons Under Threat of Trial?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Musk's Underlings Thieve Taxpayers

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a substitute for DOGE.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Megalomaniacs Up To Treason?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Make Unpleasant Times for Trump?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why do we call the the D.O.G.E, dohge, but not the USAID the U.S. Aide?

1 year ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Well… I do

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not call them DODGY?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Department of dodgy governmental yoversight

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh? We do call it US Aid. I've never heard it called anything else

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, I call them doge, like doge coin. It makes them sound funnier than they actually are, but it’s their fault for picking such a silly name.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's definitely very Pavlovian.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's literally why they picked it

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? Well, that's dumb. I know that they're super dumb in many ways, but associating "government efficiency" with a stupid meme...I shouldn't expect sanity from them, but it just feels so disjointed to me

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doge coin

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pronouncing it: dog E. Fuck musk.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I thought doge was pronounced like dog plus the silent e from France, a little uh sound. I assumed that since I saw the meme with the dog in it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not pronounce it douche?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

USaid.... I only hear what I want to

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hehe

And when I see postal vans hauling between depots, on the back of the van -U S MAIL, or U SMELL

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That reminds me of why people don't know how to pronounce GIF.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*runsaway*

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yiff

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*GIF

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