EnglandIsDefinitelyNotMyCity
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this is kinda cringe now but I thought it was funny when I first saw it
i’m 6’5” and this is very accurate
SoCal sunset tax :) .
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twsx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4C6E89lagg
FulltimeFPStalker
One upvote, in accordance with the prophecy.
eldrewo
I always write "for blumpkins" in my check memo
Digsby
Ways to be an annoying twat?
Zetor
People still write checks?
confanity
Go to a Whole Foods type store and ask if they have gluten-free seitan.
ki4clz
Wis-ta-shure
DDud
Wor cha cha
unimportantname
#2 wouldn't faze me... I worked fast food in high school and college and people say this all the time
TheHellbilly
Hey, it's my cake day too @op! This makes us imgur cake buddies! Or something.
EnglandIsDefinitelyNotMyCity
aye that’s sweet! i’m digging us being imgur cake buddies.
TheJokeWrecker
#2 Or say it is "for here" and sit in the drive through until you are done eating.
hardytardigrade
This list is so old people still wrote checks
Jgoodz
@ratedmosthated
Falos
Favorited when, 2006?
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
Piornet
I literally read this in my BBS days in 1989.
LeadMeHome
I worked fast food, you have no idea how many people asked for to-go in the drive-thru...
UselessIgnacio
I upvoted because of the sunset pic.
EnglandIsDefinitelyNotMyCity
iPhone 8+, baby
Equinox13
You even got some sea lavender in your shot. Those flowers surrounded my house when I lived in California. I miss it so much.
UselessIgnacio
I've gotten some good ones on my galaxy. Love the picture!
Republiken
Which country still use cheques?
TheMightyCock
Not gonna like, I upvoted for the SoCal sunset
captainsteroid
Cringe? Naw dude, "pika pika" is gold
LetsGetThisOverWith
If I had a day to waste, I'd absolutely do the lemons one.
ALargePoop
I don’t know dude, if someone did something as weird as that in real life I wouldn’t most definitely cringe.
Bot17629A98001
Yea that’s really bizzare
ALargePoop
More annoying than anything really
HermanManly
Cut in line at a lottery machine and pretend you got a winning ticket.
GodCommentMaker
My friend doesn’t get the garbage one... can someone explain for him
whatupmyknitters
basically saying "any memo you give me, i'm going to treat it like trash"
kurupt1989
In
JackoW
Who still uses checks?
nameisunavailable
I got into a line at the grocery store and the old fart in front of me pulled out a blank check. Got the fuck out of that line so fast
gewalt
grocery stores can print the check for you in like half a second
whatupmyknitters
it's not my personal policy to use them but i know some people only take checks for their services.
Fistouille
Woostuhshure
JamieSmyth
Wuhster
Katateochi
had a terrible name, invented a terrible sauce, made millions.
Leithreas
It's pronounced worcestershire. Geez. You probably say imgur as "imgur" and gif as "gif" too, eh?
Equinox13
I wonder if they even realize that "read" can be pronounced as "read" at this point.
Babbadook
Worsh shesh shur
BC2k2
Yes! This right here!
Imnotapotatoe
Winchester sauce
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
My gran always called it "nippy"
EverybodyThinksImaWhore
Were-chest-uh-sure
PrimeShitposts
War Chester sheye rrr
dotnetgirl
Where’s yer sister
EatsBees
"What's-this-here sauce"
tyro1
You guys are all way off. https://youtu.be/6usx5vS238Y
hugemuffin
wurt-le-shur-ble-shu-sho-shur-ble-shire
hayo1995
woost-eh-shire
Jynxy85
West of the shire.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Whor-Chester-shah-shirey?
VeganFeministFlatEarther
That sounds fancy
MoustachePotato
I live in Gloucestershire and pronounce it Glow ses terr shirrreeeey *insert strong farmers accent here*
waltzin
Wuh-sta-sheeeer
WakeUpJohn
Always heard it as worst-uh-shire
EwGrooss
Wurst
JPBStory
WOO-stuh-shuh. Certified Englishman here.
aleicrowley
What's-dis-here sauce
BoogalooBadger
Wor-ces-ces-ter-shiiiiiiiiiiiire
pintpullinggeek
miekylol
Accurate. Source: I live there
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
Wa-cha-cha-sho-shaaaa
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Worcestershire sauce checks out.
WhoShotMeInTheHead
Correction for the first one. Get a box of a condoms, open one, snort it up your nostril, and take it out through the mouth
Ilnor
I can't find an image or gif of ATHF Carl "Mental Flossing" with his gold chain
HiddenSanity
Adult version of summer-camp stupidity?
UsernameShmusername
Nope
eemi666
Mate, seriously?
JamJamJamboreHE
get condoms at the pharmacy. Request to speak with a pharmacist. Have them explain in detail how to use.
Sillysausages
I know a guy who destroyed his sinuses doing that and now had no sense of smell.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
I'm so confused at when it is right now
tuckerx78
They're ribbed for "her" pleasure, not his.
mallywanders
As a woman, I would not take pleasure from a condom up the nose.
confusedtbh
Obviously not the right model then. You must be a 1.3 or older.
mallywanders
I'm a fairly recent model, actually.
Falos
I have that gif.
CityYeti
Falos
Feh. If you're down here you wanted to see it.
witness
CityYeti
MrMapleMadness
Well...