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Oct 12, 2016 1:56 AM
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Imjusthereforthecomments
History Major: It'll be fine.
IFoldlyGo
Blackadder on the WW1 strategy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblfKREj50o
Imjusthereforthecomments
As a law student, it represents the sexiest suit I've ever seen.
pyroskitzo
What the hell does this mean?
FluffyFaceMcNoodleBrains
Pretty crazy how the strategic value of digging trenches hasn't changed despite the dramatic change in warfare.
strangelyarousingballoonanimal
As an English major, our metaphors either grasp at straws or refer to something.
knittaz4life
That's about as deep as thier trenches
RoyBenton
What kind of job can you get as an English major?
EarthDragon2189
My wife and I are both technical writers. We make pretty good money.
WumbologyPHD
jessenator
In English we say, "good morning."
JustRando
Always upvote Slackbladder.
bemanresu
That major should be promoted. Sounds like the very model of a modern major general.
ThompsonwithaP
Is he a venerated Virginian veteran?
drickanderson
I got you bro, even if there aren't many musical fans here.
ThompsonwithaP
Oh don't worry, we know what he's on about. It's in our faces when the British cannons go boom.
drickanderson
Ahhhh, but the phrase "Do you want to go see 'pirates'?" changed when Disney released their movie. :(
RoosterTheRed
As an English major, this is accurate, though I'd say they represent the duality of man more than man's emptiness.
ConvenientTruth
or it could represent the constant struggle that is life
Runningwyeld
As a scientist: duality? As in wave-particke duality?
Zokathra
As an English minor I was going to point at a doll to show the judge where the priest touched me.
rodiran
The juxtaposition of emptiness and complexity
TrijezniMujo
Ah, you're surely thinking of the contrast between the deep trenches and the shallow surface.
BoozeHound001
Okay, so when your teaching high school English [Let's be honest here] you need to accept that the author can be setting a scene. The blue
BoozeHound001
walls are blue to give the room a flavor, not because anyone is depressed.
terminalboot
How do they represent the duality of man, exactly? Honest question.
Imjusthereforthecomments
(Honestly pedantic) You can say that trenches separate "civility" vs. "savagery" based on how they view the opposition. Your side is the 1/2
Imjusthereforthecomments
good side while the other side is the bad side? 2/2
cocodonut
I think it was mostly meant to be a reference to Full Metal Jacket
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
That was my immediate thought.
maerdred
As an IT guy maybe they're just fucking trenches...
spuds31
As a surrealist, the bathtub is still roasting, but maybe we can get back before spiders conquer the musical.
bemanresu
Fucking trenches doesn't sound very sexy, IMO.
WillDrug
As an analyst may be they can be better
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
As a tech, I wonder if we could rig them with WiFi. I mean it'll cost 80 bucks an hour but you'll love the end result.
Ketheres
As a communications officer, that's not the most secure solution. I propose you just set up a shit-ton of LAN outlets instead.
TrijezniMujo
YAAAY! Lan party.
anunpronounceablestringofcharacters
As a geologist, lets take photos of the soil horizons!
NapalmInDMorn
As an engineer, perhaps we should use them to bury annoying english majors.
MisterLemons
As a horticulturist we can backfill the trenches with coarse gravel, fine gravel, soil, and a hedge of lovely eastern arborvitaes.
ColoradoSky
As a crack whore I would like some more crack
sangheraj
Anything to get over the loss of all those English majors
Sneakyfish
Everything can be used to represent the duality of man.
LuckyWristbands
Not strawberries weightlifting in Serbia
BoozeHound001
The strawberry weightlifting is the sweet innocence of humans always wanting to do better, Serbia is the harshness trying to stop them.
LuckyWristbands
What about coacoa beans thriving and unfucked with
BoozeHound001
The Cocoa bean that is thriving and untarnished is the dream of a perfect life that humans can never achieve, for if we do we will see life
jamakenbacon
Yeah? What about this onion up my arse?
NPCommentator
The onion represents the multilayered core of the human spirit, while the rectum represents the pressures of modern society wrapping tightly
NPCommentator
around us with expectations. The act of putting the onion up your arse, of course, is an expression of passionate rebellion against those
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societal pressures.