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This was a video. It broke during the many attempts to upload the post and I missed it, I apologize
An Autoclave is a machine that uses high pressure steam to kill bacteria, viruses, and stuff by heating the steam to a specific temperature for a given time.
ThomasTheWankEnglne
smoldix42069
#29 Socrates: fk your apology
emu314159127001
#17 and the heat is killing young poor worker's kidneys: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-mysterious-kidney-disease-epidemic-is-killing-thousands-of-young-men-whats/
smoldix42069
#2 Gutterman????
LyvPhreeOarDye
#17 If it's too hot and there's water, you can get in the water or wet your clothes.
jayman0123
#9 that's what's so funny to me about that scene. They could have just written it differently. Make the plan go down on it's own as a result of the final fight or allied fighters shoot out the engines because their radios were down and it crashes or literally anything other than "i need to make sure this unmanned craft crashes with me in it."
Scruffy2
#29 euripides
eathotdog
#17 yet cold still kills far more people globally than heat
cfry23
#9 Rhode is the audience.
TinoKnows
Banana
BeardedWonder82
#1 Stan Smith looking things
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nspriest233
#1 ok who put the 3d chin shape to large? Only thing they ar missing is a chainsaw arm. Then they can be Ash
Howlingowl
#20 I’m sad. I went to google earth and the building on the left is torn down now and the building on the right is now a strip joint.
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
#1 Patrick Warburton's spirit animals.
Richter12x2
#22 Consulting for a major credit company, I had to literally board a plane and fly there to put a computer in safe mode and reinstall a bad driver. It took longer to get through security than to fix the issue that 4 people couldn't fix before me.
Worth mentioning: I was not a Windows or Server consultant.
HelpfulCorn
I remember my husband had to fly from Boston to Chicago to fix an executive's home computer. That job had amazing perks though
pooFIinger
#22 what's wrong with dicks, BJ?
EnchantingWzrdOfRiven
Choo choo MF
BeetBoxer
#38 Me to me: "This can't be a real Reagan quote. Even for him, 'We could feed and shelter everyone but I want a yacht' is just too cartoonish."
*looks it up*
"Oh for fucks sake."
SonnyVabitch
"Yacht for the few or food for the many" was never a difficult choice for the fucker.
Fastjack2056
#20 Vegas cab driver says "It was better when the Mob ran things." Passenger expresses doubt. Cab driver says "The Mob were using it for money laundering. So if the slot machines pay out too often, the steak dinner is below cost, the entertainment is outrageous... They don't give a shit. Have fun, whatever, why not. Then the money people come, they say you're bleeding money into the desert, you gotta stop giving things away. So now it's not as good."
Crime > Capitalism, sometimes
nickelrocket
#38 this is the duality of man. We want basics provided for or be able to have dignity in work. We want everyone to be safe, happy, and warm. But who among us wouldn't spend as much as possible on ourselves given the chance. Whether it's a feature upgrade or a special treat.
Man is forever plagued with desire. To reach beyond our grasp. If I won the lottery, I'd give a ton away but I'm paying off my bills and buying a jet ski.
casualgenderquestion2718
The mark of man is the production of his own needs. The mark of a person is his capacity to abate those passions for longer-term ideas and projects.
TheFastpaws
I have lots of people I want to help. Only need like three million to never have to work again.
MrWobblyHead
#22
People don't know how to use computers. They only know how to use the applications they need for their job. I'm not saying that's a failing on their part. Most have no interest in learning beyond that and that's okay.
When I worked in an office I was the defacto IT helpdesk for everyone. I saved a lot of calls to the actual IT helpdesk because I knew how to solve quite minor issues, working within the bounds of what was possible within system policy restrictions. Because it interested me.
HelpfulCorn
There is nothing more frustrating than being IT and having to call the help desk and trying to convince tier 1 that you know what the problem is and simply don't have the access to fix it
voxael
#7 One of the toilets at my university had the lock labelled “Solo adventure” and “Party mode”
BenYourFriend
This post took over 25 attempts (I stopped counting) to publish without running into the “Imgur is currently over-capacity” error. I don’t have anything to really add here, I’m just bitching about it
xenjamin
Did the dictator put himself in charge of Imgur as well?
Dobster
thank you.
LariCheltsy
wooitsame
Sorry, Friend
smoldix42069
#17 I like hot weather, I get to wear tank tops and show my guns (pistols), also I don't have to plow the snow and roads aren't slippery.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
You must not live in the middle third of the planet
smoldix42069
I lived in Southeast Asia.
AbelardSnazz
Most people in those zones have evolved habits and building styles over thousands of years to compensate, whereas America insists on building identical cities in wildly different and sometimes barely habitable locations and expects AC to pick up the slack. In a sane world, Las Vegas would not exist
casualgenderquestion2718
and I like cold, nobody gets to see my interminably-aging body, I don’t sweat like a water fountain, and I don’t smell like a donkey’s gooch.
casualgenderquestion2718
also I have four wheel drive and am capable of using the brake pedal so the driving thing’s… kinda non-issue.
smoldix42069
Yeah, ai give in Canada so I KNOW how to drive in this weather lol. If I have the option to make the snow disappear and put it elsewhere, then I will gladly do so.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
#17 As someone who's always cold, you can only put on so many sweaters and so many blankets. It's fine now that I wfh and can use a heated blanket, but when I used to work in the office we weren't allowed any heating devices. I'd wear long underwear, a shirt, two wool sweaters, two pairs of socks, fingerless gloves, and when at my desk I'd put a blanket on my lap and wear a wool shawl. You can only stop so much heat from escaping, and past that point you need a heat source. These memes are /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
always ignoring the case where you don't have enough control over the environment to stay warm. It's horrible being freezing cold, day in and day out. Even some of the men were too cold, and would put packing tape over the vents to try to keep the constant cold breeze down. Even in winter, the breeze was always cold. It was awful. /2
HelpfulCorn
When you get that chilled too you can't warm up after even in a warmer environment. I hate being cold.
Eldis
That sounds like a symptom if I'm being honest. Granted, there might be some non-harmful conditions that just makes the person feel cold when body is actually funcitonal, but if I were you I'd check it out thoroughly!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Thank you, but I wasn't the only one that cold, not by a long shot. Basically all of the women, and some of the men, were layering up. I'd meet other women at the bathroom sink, holding their hands under the water to warm them up. I think because we had some huge server rooms, they had to keep the computers cool, and they couldn't fix the temperature differential between the server rooms and the employee offices. Of course we always had some people walking around in shorts, too. It depended /1
Eldis
I completely missed the fact you talked about your work place, d'oh! That just sounds like your employer is an asshole who doesn't understand proper working conditions.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I do get cold at home now, but I'm 20 years older. :) So that has a lot to do with it. And boy do I love my electric blanket in the winter.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
how close your office was to one of the vents, and what the airflow was like in your area. The whole thing was a mess. Temperature readings were room temperature, though, so they wouldn't do anything about it. It was the cold air whooshing around that was the issue. Some people gave off so much heat that they didn't notice the air pulling their extra heat away, but many of us did not, and we suffered. That's why I get pretty testy at these "just put on a sweater" posts. It doesn't help. /2
viila
#3 - There's a reason why nobody says "fuck the firemen"
DoktorWeasel
Many people do in fact want to fuck firemen.
69thStPepper
Why would you get mad at the people who show up to an emergency to actually help? They don't even shoot your dog!
sunyudai
I mean, they do, just in a very different tone of voice.
nothingunused
"I asked the police if I could get in their police car and all I got was shot"
Fairemont
Dunno... as long as they are consenting it might be on the table. >.>
SonnyVabitch
...with sturdy legs. No-one needs an injury from collapsing furniture.