"Your Dasher Is One Stop Away With Your Order."

May 26, 2026 1:04 PM

awesome

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4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Personally I would hate this but I can see some people loving it. The 200 tip is nice.. but to me I’d feel so awkward standing there being performed at

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No thanks, I don’t care how funny you think you are, it’s not cute nor funny to take advantage of service workers for content because they’re a captive audience to your bullshit.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's quite the ad

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

$200 tip to watch their show? Fair enough +1

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

S-tier whimsy.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cute ad...but we used to have enough free time and expendable income to do this sort of grand gesture if we wanted to before corporate greed and parasitic "gig-economy" corps like DoorDash began siphoning our collective wealth.

ESPECIALLY Doordash! Food courier services don't produce shit, take away decent paying jobs, in the same amount of time, if not longer now.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If I was an Uber driver, this would freak tf out of me.

"Keep your tip lady!" https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHAzam5mNXQyd3V2cnBlMXJhZHhmMzN2cjYzdXFwMXE3c2V6ejN1NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7ZePMv221orZKz84/200w.webp

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Look, I like musical theater a lot more in concept than reality, but that's a weird thing to get freaked out about

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is it though? Maybe you live next to a Broadway theatre or in one, idk...

Consider:
1. I didn't buy a ticket to a show or anything. I'm working.
2. It's at sunset. Although I doubt daylight would make a diff.
3. PIANO LADY
4. There is no audience; its just you, THEM, and bunch of cameras

There could be a plethora of mindset an Uber delivery person can have at the moment they show up to drop off.

The most plausible reasoning for me to be receptive to this is...

...they are all on acid.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If it makes her uncomfortable, she can drop the package on the porch. Nobody made her go inside and enjoy it. If people doing weird fun things freaks you out, that's fine, but don't pretend like it's some kind of imposition

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

How's running away an imposition?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What? Who is running away? And how is it being imposed on them?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0