Distracting distractions

Apr 12, 2026 1:01 PM

ChoonahFish

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Bowl with Fish, Iran, probably Kashan (late 13th–mid-14th century).

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#19 Love when I learn history after rabbit holing a random post like this.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 When my grandmother's husband died in the war, she had to move back in with her parents, because she lost her military housing. When her 2nd husband went out for a pack of smokes and never came back, she had to move back in with her parents, because her landlord wouldn't rent to a single woman, and she didn't have access to the bank accounts she contributed to. When my grandfather built her a house in 1965, she demanded that he put her name on the title too, so she had security if he ran too.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

More Serb hate memes

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 You have to specify "reads fiction". Not that non-fiction isn't great, but I've noticed a lot of dudes who only read non-fiction tend to focus on questionable self help. Studies indicate reading fiction builds empathy because fictional stories put you in the shoes of other people.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Proud to be a merkin, at least I know it's free.

3 months ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

This is actually very interesting to me as my nephew recently called me a pussy head...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm simultaneously in awe of your musical reference, and twitching at the pun, take my upvote

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I've worn some bushes as hats over the years

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#21 I'm not even into that kink but I want that chess set!

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Ah, looks like that one was removed.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#21 my kinda pawn :)

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#8 Temu JD Vance and his wife.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 hell yeah, slime girl tiddy laser cooking.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#16 Two Warehouses is A-Lot。。。

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 nope

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#6 interesting that I am reading this on toilet why I wiped and my ass was indeed "encore!" And here I am on round 2

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 she's gone to influencer parties thrown by don jr and eric.

3 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

yeah, figured as much

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

oh no.... I thought surely it was some kind of satire

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was pretty sure she was another AI fake person

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Was the fetishization of war not an immediate tip off to everyone else? Just me? Ok.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

#6 I hate how true this is XD

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 I like how the tequila is half gone already. Helps with the brutal traffic, I suppose.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#22 Where can one buy this?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#5 i keep seeing her face in memes. Who is she? Is "she" AI?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 the person who molotoved Sam Altman's mansion is leading by example here.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So we're no more reporting on mainstream media when Zionists homes burn down eh?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 still better than marital rape though -_-

3 months ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 8

Particularly better than living in a society that refuses to acknowledge the concept in the first place...

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right? Not being able to have your own money, so you belong to your parents until their give you to your husband, and if your husband doesn't want you to have money or leave the house you don't get to.

I genuinely hate people acting like women fighting for rights was bullshit and they had nice cushy lives at home otherwise. They were still working much of the time, they just weren't allowed to make any decisions or have their own money. Better hope you get a good owner.

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it was a joke because this is imgur, and we all understand that woman are fat better off than they were before.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a time when they're trying to make it more difficult for married women who changed their last names when they got married to vote, and rights are being taken from them- yeah I just have a hard time with that joke right now. It's a thing tradwife people have been saying for a couple years, as they say we should be fully submitting to our husbands. Some of those accounts are satire, yeah, but not all of them.
I would not have thought twice about it 15 years ago, though.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they didn't fight to waste away in a cubicle, they fought to have control over their own lives rather than ceding it to Mr-Drinks-and-Beats.

3 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

When my father was deployed, when I was young, an appliance went out, my mom went to Sears, where my father had a credit card, and they refused to allow my mother to purchase it. She tried to explain that my father was in Kuwait, but because the credit card only had his name they refused.

My parents had to have my grandfather buy it, in his name and then pay them back. This was in the early 90s. It wasn't long ago that financial accounts didn't include women.

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I mean, I get what you're saying, but in that particular instance it seems more like fraud prevention rather than sexism. Like, at my job, if someone wants to buy more than one carton of cigarettes on a card, I have to ID them and the ID has to match the card.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My mom in the mid-90's was told to bring her husband to buy a new car. She told them she wasn't married, and they insisted. She had to go to a completely separate dealership to buy a car.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Women could get their own credit cards and bank accounts in the mid to late 70's. Your father never added your Mom to his credit card account. Which was either an oversight or intentional.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah. It was his first overseas deployment and it was an oversight.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 he's the guy that threatened anyone who suggested raising the price, right? Yeah, I'm gonna go with "like" as well

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Bitch, you’re the one who’s going to have to look it. Maybe think that one through.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 I don't get it. Neither does my friend.

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I don't think it's just the subversion of expectations. Could be.

I think it's also recognition that she (or he) might be an alcoholic, which is why they had all the solemn/resolute nodding.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I showed it to my friend and they had no clue either.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Same

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He brought so much booze, then brings two loaves of bread and she asks if they're having guests. You assume it's because he brought enough drink for a gathering, but no. The reveal of it being because of the not that much bread at the end of the delivery is a subversion of expectation. Which some people consider humorous

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I don't like what it says about me that I didn't consider that strange at all

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Took me a minute. I think the joke is that it's a lot of bread, but she seemed unfazed by the amount of liquor

3 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Yea no. I get that part. What’s with the movie clips at the end?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The viewer won't know how to feel without a montage of reaction gifs announcing that the joke was good

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s also the “Traffic was brutal” as he sets a 2/3rds empty bottle of tequila on the counter.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ooohhhhhhhhhh!

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 thanks

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 - that joke is at least 30 years old.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As long as it's at least 21 years old.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 You guys have walls and your very own desk?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 The CEO of Bad Dragon has been doing that since the company was founded, you just have to know where to look.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I was going to joke that they're probably also the product quality tester but, it seems it wouldn't have been a joke.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, he's one of the designers and thoroughly tests his own crearions. He's also occasionally shown of prototypes that didn't make it to market or sizes beyond their offerings.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's admirable compared to what most ceos do. Despite that he's mixing business with pleasure. Literally.

And there's also the atidge "eating you own dog food" when it comes to working on your project. I'll let everyone else come up with jokes about that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Good times on the old bd forums

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out one of their leading spokesperson Siswet. You’ll see an impossibly huge Bad Dragon and there it goes, base first.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 I have a friend that is not very smart, how could I explain this meme to him like if he was 5 years old?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Think alcoholic mom facebook memes

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

We millennials appear to have a bit of a drinking problem.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was a lot of alcohol for two people, but she only asks about the bread.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man brings home enormous amount of alcohol and two loaves of bread. Wife asks "Are we expecting visitors?" he says No. She asks "Then why so much bread?" because in their house it is completely normal to buy two cartons of beer, several bottles of wine and what looks like two pints of gin.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

On behalf of PaperinoVB's friend, thank you.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#28 Hey. If she's not willing to stand up and fight for the proletarian revolution she wasn't the one for me anyway.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wonder what this person thinks is "serious engagement with literature," because it sure isn't reading Atlas Shrugged once and making it your whole personality, and that's all I see right wing people doing.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, my husband reads all the time and he's a feminist and very left-wing. This makes no sense to me. I'd expect most people who read a lot to lean left.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What’s with the psyop glow up whatever military video?

Is the govt really marketing the army to Gen Z or …?

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The military is now marketing joining the military to young people? They've truly gone too far.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

she's an air force psyops officer who does influencer stuff like that. she's gone to at least one influencer party thrown by the trump offspring.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Wasn't it AI anyways, or was that its own separate story

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh right yea there is (or was) an AI insta account that reeled in 1000s of Trump simps. Depressing

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The person? She's been posting the mil recruitment type stuff for 4 or 5 years now. Think she's got a social media presence that goes back a decade or more.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tha girl looks barely 20

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Are you surprised a 10 year old was on social media?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0