ialoneambest
2053
65
0
And you thought YOU needed a new mattress.
Aug 17, 2024 12:18 AM
ialoneambest
2053
65
0
And you thought YOU needed a new mattress.
ialoneambest
Cass passed on July 29, 1974
Moon passed on Sept 7, 1978.
greenchair
Oh we have such sights to show you
BrianDHughes
Elliot retired to an apartment, owned by singer-songwriter Harry Nilsson who allowed her to stay there. Several hours after Elliot left, she died in her sleep at age 32. Her body was discovered by a close friend of hers who went to check on her. She died of a heart attack, and there were no drugs in her system. Four years later, Keith Moon, drummer for The Who died in the same bedroom, also aged 32 years. Elliot did not die from choking on a ham sandwich.
c3l3x
That’s what big sandwich wants you to believe
ralph2sam
Is it too late for Trump to have a sleepover?
zeacorzeppelin10
He just needs to play a Jim Croce song at his next gig.
yesdearmetoo
You're breaking my heart, You're tearing it apart, so fuck you.
Sebastopol140
"Can't liiiiiiiiiive......"
joe6paques
applause
TruckStopRats
This is what happens when you remove the tag...
psugab
Do you see what happens Larry?
itdweeb
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THR ALPS!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
BrianDHughes
From the Wiki article:
themobileappisbroken
bippityboppitybuttsex
You know, if Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter that ham sandwich, they would both be alive today.
RetrogradeLlama
You're dating your existence with the joke. But, yeah, I thought of it too.
lifeisadadjoke
I'm only 53, and I got that joke.
bippityboppitybuttsex
I am an old.
RetrogradeLlama
Me too, brother.