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Good morning, folk of Imgur. Pippin and I didn't sleep terribly well last night. It is what it is.
Since it's Sunday, that means it's time for Star Trek and LOTR memes! Once again, let's replicate that Lembas.
Both, depending on mood.
Mark Twain. He's Mark Twain.
It turned out not to be an adventure.
I wish someone would make more of these Frasier and Star Trek crossovers.
(Incidentally, this is exactly why I named my phone Palantir)
I'm gonna bet 20 on the gardener.
Note to my future secret Santa for this year: a Bat'leth would be a perfectly fine Christmas gift.
CURSE YOUR SUDDEN AND INEVITABLE BETRAYAL WITH A STAR WARS MEME. Let the anger flow through you.
A rare Star Trek and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover.
A second one!
One of the best episodes.
A classic episode as well.
Oops. This shouldn't be here.
This will make up for it, though.
Pippin tax!
Pippin's message for today: "I love you. Beep."
Take your meds, your hormones, your vitamins! Take care of your medical equipment. Breathe deeply. Today will only come once and you'll never have to deal with it again. You can do this. You are important, and needed. Survive today.
eronth
Spock + Kronk = Sponk
xizar
Old dude would absolutely feed the ducks. He'd be scowling the entire time so his wife wouldn't think he was enjoying it, though.
LullabyJones
#42
yifin
#26 oh please, he loses to barrels all the time.
Psionickitten
#4 I learned that in what... Middle school? If it takes a college major to learn this shit now education must be worse than we hear...
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
#49 i remember that being one of the saddest episodes
friendsofsandwiches
Holy shit! are there more episodes of Bateson? I hadn't seen that one.
MrStealYourGiF
#36 phones evolved to be portable, then smart, next ...
lovehandlesmessiah
#49: I was expecting Jethro Tull but this works better.
derJake
Did anyone edit it as Jethro Tull? It'd make a fine addition to my collection.
lovehandlesmessiah
I f do not know, and I’d also be adding that.
sparrkkii
#21 +1 for the Secret Sanata Bat'leth request.
Kunosart
#49
thekeyislost
#2 piccard
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#26 I could teach her, but she drowned in Tar.
tcpolecat7
ahorseelbowdeepinme
ApolloSierra
#2 it's just whisky, we don't use the term "scotch" that's an American term.
amglasgow
"Go to China, eat Chinese food... of course there, they just call it 'food'." *laugh track*
DrKriegersClone
Pretty sure that comment is enough for the Scotch Whisky Association to sue you. They're bastards about defending the 'scotch' branding.
B3N15
#14 The best part of that whole episode is when Q asks what it will take for them to believe that he lost his powers, Worf tells him to die
TrueLegateDamar
Win-win situation
bjo23
"Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
YouAreTheInsultMaster
This is my favorite line in all of star trek
TinyRavenFeathers
#5 I really loved that episode, that lady was a little cringe, and Data should have shot that loudmouth in the weiner.
knubberrub
[SAD CRAB NOISES]
Zahnradfee
Be not sad, little crab, for you are the pinnacle of evolution.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#8 i would watch the hell out of this show
hashbaz
Can i have Picard and scotch?
wythra
#8 literally my two favorite shows are fraiser and TNG. Kelsey Grammar's guest appearance was WAY too brief but SO AWESOME
redpandabanana
#49
for you sir
SprinklesMckitten
#15 this line slaps so hard and I love shatner for it
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
#35 That... would be a little more devastating than Order 66...
funkystay
flavivsaetivs
#34 That's because the Alcubierre Equations weren't developed until the 1990's after being inspired by Star Trek.
flavivsaetivs
Also it's still not possible, as Exotic ("Negative") Matter doesn't work in the standard model of physics.
flavivsaetivs
And the warp bubble would heat up hotter than the core of a star at FTL speeds, and you would have no way of stopping it.
Chapownow
@botdrawa draw a realistic rendition of the u.s.s enterprise battling sauron
BotDrawA
@Chapownow Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Psychedelic Surrealism draw a realistic renditi
BotDrawA
@Chapownow Here's your drawing of a "draw a realistic rendition of the u.s.s enterprise battling sauron"
Hutchy01
#48 Also it should be noted, during the debates over the 1800 Act of Union they discussed the title Imperator Britannicus but rejected it
Hutchy01
For being stupid but when Princess Victoria married Friedrich of Prussia they had to invent an imperial title for the pissing contest.
Thanksforl
Your dumps are always the best. As soon as I see it's from you, instant upvote.
OaksParcel
#8 Oh for God's sake, Niles
Pheehelm
#40 I remember there was at least one TOS episode where Bones was looking forward to leading a biological survey of that week's planet.
Septcanmat
The “bones hates space exploration” is more a creation of overzealous fan fic and memes than the actual show, not unlike Kirk the womanizer.
MistLynx
Bones hated having to cure Kirk of a new STD every week.
Pheehelm
You might like this essay: http://strangehorizons.com/non-fiction/columns/freshly-rememberd-kirk-drift/
Wormfood07
I had not and appreciate you linking it. Thank you.
Septcanmat
I have, in fact, seen this essay before.