Oct 5, 2019 11:12 PM
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hjpsycho
Imagine sitting on the couch, minding your own business, and getting hit by a fucking deer.
JuniperJupiter
Shave and a haircut...TWO BUCKS
SubtleHarbinger
LetMeSeeMyKids
Hold the bus, hold the bus!!!
WireHairLongDoggie
Why wouldn't they open the door? Wtf?
sadsquatch
Hard to open a door with hooves
pontiacgirl75
@Sadsquatch, smart ass, lol
mondomar
Dudes walking around in a magic haircut cape
cw6ft2ntx
screaming really helps
TheMightyMoto
Deer, they will fuck up your day.
Odyssey9
That poor gal. It was funny for a moment, but that poor lady was inches from being gored! Good on Hugman with his signature move.
PikaChunin
She even seemed like she was laughing (common reaction to relief at not being injured/dead after huge adrenaline rush.) Then emotion hits.
FinscothDennehy
Not the same woman.
Pyro70
LEROY JENKINS!!!
angelicyokai
Scrolled for this.
jashw
Same
TheFastpaws
Wonder if she crying due to lack of insurance or loss of money on rented chair shift.
Hoparistic
"Jamie go check what our insurance policy covers"
TheOneWhoSucks
At some point off camera, a hair straightener got tangled in his antlers. You can see it swinging as he's going through the door.
iamtheknockerofwhos
Deer are so freaking retarded sometimes.
riki88
Retarded? He just came to see his friend havin a hair cut and wanted to compliment quickly.
SchwiftyWerbenjagermanjensen
You name it, we've covered it. We are farmers Bum ba dum da bum bum!!
Fairdinkums
Can I get a fucking short back and sides?
thatoneguywhowasinthatthing
Deer are fucking dumbasses
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
Unless you’re hunting them. Then all of a sudden they can see you blink from 50 meters away.
dbap
Pokemon are getting bolder these days....
jsnforce
"PUT ME IN THE GODDAMM BALL!"
gwhh
That was a big deer.
Oh yeah, they get pretty big, 200 pounds to 400 pounds, depending on the type of deer
DiskingCabbage
Why do people keep screaming? I understand the initial shock scream but dam chill out and face the problem.
Qualtagh
Cause humans are wonky machines of meat and bone that do not have total mental control during times of unexpected stress.
cloudandtrains
Gender differences
tbomber
That was my question too,but people are making some pretty good points. I hereby withdraw my distain and offer sympathy.
lemmonjello
It's the biggest dumbshit reaction I can think of. Time to get to safety not to scream and sob.
Adrenaline. Don't really understand why you couldn't figure that out
JayEnfield
*sobbing* "I caaaaaan't..." You can't what? You can't grab a broom and sweep up the glass? What's the problem here?
Slash0mega
can't pay to repair the damage perhaps?
GwyeneveretheRed
Watch out there edgelord. Probably had a rough day, now she has to deal with insurance and figure out a way to secure her shop.
She's scared, high on adrenaline & there's no logical step she needs to take to survive. She can't... reconcile instinct and situation.
hm... Yeah, makes sense, I'll take it. +1
gowild
v
PartyTit
Majestic
onecowboytoo
You got the one with sound good on you.
EdMcBain
John Cena not pleased his haircut is interrupted
DontTazeMeBrah
John Cena? All I see is a floating raincoat
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"So this trim is gonna be $16, my guy." "dam. I'm a buck short. Can I-" "DID SOMEBODY FUCKING SAY
Genius
GINGIVITISSS
The fact this comment has only 18+ upvotes is fucking criminal
SaintJStew
346 and counting!
Blodesheim
554 now
Curli187
966
I wish I could upvote this comment more than once.
GoldFrieza
BugEyedLemur
Hahaha nice
RenaissanceFaireMan
You're going to need to find another one, it's a buck-an-ear!
Caveman3A
CharterBoatWhatCharterBoat
How come the camera panned left following the deer? Is that a feature of modern security cams?
Obviously stag'd.
Vegonbrei
Looks like the cropped area moved on a wide-angle shot.
HeroOfKvatch1
If there were an animal to represent the phrase “dangerously stupid,” deer may be a pretty good candidate.
sexandotherdrugs
“May be” is a serious underestimate of how goddamn stupid deer are.
In camo and sitting silently in a tree stand, they’ll smell you from 100 meters away. But they lose all sense when a car is coming for them.
catromance
I read something about the cones in their eyes being unable to process the bright light of headlights and causing them to freeze.
Sayagain
Can't have a deer in the headlights if you have no headlights.
chairmanmeowsters
I think Humans take first place every time.
malikcarr
People have hunted deer for meat since forever for good reason. They're tasty, and also dumb.
roadhunter
I thought you were gonna say white guys.
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ScrapCode
it's more fun to watch them do it I'll give you that
BurntRamen
Humans aren't stupid, just extremely ignorant and selfish.
SansAandAnguS
This is also true, but there are plenty of humans that are entirely stupid.
nonamejanie
They are mental. You just about can’t drive at night even on freaking interstates here because of the deer. So many. I’ve hit like 8>
>because they just leap out of the damn forest!
forgetthisnoise
Yeet
Muhfynmann2
I’ve hit one deer every October for the past three years. I’m taking an Uber this year. Can’t stand deer.
RIGHT!? It scares me shitless! And I am sorry you have had to deal with that every freakin year! That's super awful.
locutusufborg
That lady on the couch came so close to being Bambied...
ddbrown30
Watching her mom get shot?
ironmansmetalundies
HestusBestu
Too soon.
DriftJAK
That’s going to cost the salon owner deerly...
1PunMan
I bet she's got the doe.
kittyCookieGamer
Usernames relevant
mmmmmmmmmmmwhatyousay
Bambi-oozled
relpmeraggy
DEER LORD!
thegelatoking
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
What the buck?!
BaZookaJaneDoe
For real doe
cloutrotteur
That guy on the chair is ready to beat the shit out of that deer.
Salman9797
Nah, he yelled like a hoe when he was being approached
IFoldlyGo
Might be thinking "I've been in a tree stand all weekend and never saw one. But I go for a haircut and Bam(bi)"
ColonelThrust
Nice
Truntelunte
And then hug the crying lady. I kinda like him.
icouldntthinkofacleverpun
I saw the same thing ?
potentiallyunsafe
If it wasn't on video I feel like the insurance company wouldn't believe it.
ToastedVanilla
For sure, I feel for the crying lady. I imagine she's the owner who now has to deal with all this shit and just lost a work week.
BigHeadWeb
Hopefully her policy has business interruption insurance, which will pay for lost revenue
jokerlives
We are farmers
idkwtfimdoingwithmylife
dun dun dundun dun duun!!
Totallycasual
Going by the woman crying i think maybe she doesn't have insurance lol
SharkDoctor
Aren’t businesses required to have insurance?
They should yeah but there isn't someone dedicated to roaming around shuttering under insured businesses.
moon35man2000
MarkOfTheCovenant
Literally me attempting to get out of any awkward situation caused by my own awkwardness
rusrsdude
How da f are these guys not extinct
PaladinAstro
reproduction
DankyMcDerpinstein
I guess cartoon physics are real.
bargainshopper
Art imitates life.
Gillm09
Oh my god you have no idea. I hit a deer on the bday a few weeks ago (I think it was okay, not major) and the poor thing slid 1/2
My* bday sorry!
2/2 and skidded across the road like that. I hadn’t been going very fast but the poor thing was so panicked that it just wanted to run away
totallyspambox
What in the ungodly fuck is she crying for?
ShutUpMeh
For attention
vylen
She might be the owner...
MahuAurelius
Maybe she had just lost her brother earlier that week to a freak deer accident in a tanning salon while he was in the reception area.
jenwastinghertime
Shock ?
FerrousBuehler
Pretty natural reaction to having the fuck scared out of you.
And then having your workplace fucked up.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's probably her business? She's going to have to shut down and lose that income till she can reopen, plus who knows what her insurance /1
situation is. Unless she's financially pretty secure, it's a pretty big hit. And then the shock on top of that. Seems reasonable to have /2
an emotional reaction to it. For humans, anyway. /3
It’s what women do. Some more than others
eminemsleftnut
the fuck outta here with this shit
Pizzathehutman
It’s what everybody does. Some more than others.
Cerripede
Oh no ew, this is part of the reason men in my life don't feel comfortable crying, and beat themselves up when they do. Get that outta here
Lulabel73
Not all women. I saw a person get hit by a car, like fly through air hit by a car, and I didn’t cry or scream.
Well that's a fucking retarded statement
hjpsycho
Imagine sitting on the couch, minding your own business, and getting hit by a fucking deer.
JuniperJupiter
Shave and a haircut...TWO BUCKS
SubtleHarbinger
LetMeSeeMyKids
Hold the bus, hold the bus!!!
WireHairLongDoggie
Why wouldn't they open the door? Wtf?
sadsquatch
Hard to open a door with hooves
pontiacgirl75
@Sadsquatch, smart ass, lol
mondomar
Dudes walking around in a magic haircut cape
cw6ft2ntx
screaming really helps
TheMightyMoto
Deer, they will fuck up your day.
Odyssey9
That poor gal. It was funny for a moment, but that poor lady was inches from being gored! Good on Hugman with his signature move.
PikaChunin
She even seemed like she was laughing (common reaction to relief at not being injured/dead after huge adrenaline rush.) Then emotion hits.
FinscothDennehy
Not the same woman.
Pyro70
LEROY JENKINS!!!
angelicyokai
Scrolled for this.
jashw
Same
TheFastpaws
Wonder if she crying due to lack of insurance or loss of money on rented chair shift.
Hoparistic
"Jamie go check what our insurance policy covers"
TheOneWhoSucks
At some point off camera, a hair straightener got tangled in his antlers. You can see it swinging as he's going through the door.
iamtheknockerofwhos
Deer are so freaking retarded sometimes.
riki88
Retarded? He just came to see his friend havin a hair cut and wanted to compliment quickly.
SchwiftyWerbenjagermanjensen
You name it, we've covered it. We are farmers Bum ba dum da bum bum!!
Fairdinkums
Can I get a fucking short back and sides?
thatoneguywhowasinthatthing
Deer are fucking dumbasses
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
Unless you’re hunting them. Then all of a sudden they can see you blink from 50 meters away.
dbap
Pokemon are getting bolder these days....
jsnforce
"PUT ME IN THE GODDAMM BALL!"
gwhh
That was a big deer.
pontiacgirl75
Oh yeah, they get pretty big, 200 pounds to 400 pounds, depending on the type of deer
DiskingCabbage
Why do people keep screaming? I understand the initial shock scream but dam chill out and face the problem.
Qualtagh
Cause humans are wonky machines of meat and bone that do not have total mental control during times of unexpected stress.
cloudandtrains
Gender differences
tbomber
That was my question too,but people are making some pretty good points. I hereby withdraw my distain and offer sympathy.
lemmonjello
It's the biggest dumbshit reaction I can think of. Time to get to safety not to scream and sob.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Adrenaline. Don't really understand why you couldn't figure that out
JayEnfield
*sobbing* "I caaaaaan't..." You can't what? You can't grab a broom and sweep up the glass? What's the problem here?
Slash0mega
can't pay to repair the damage perhaps?
GwyeneveretheRed
Watch out there edgelord. Probably had a rough day, now she has to deal with insurance and figure out a way to secure her shop.
PikaChunin
She's scared, high on adrenaline & there's no logical step she needs to take to survive. She can't... reconcile instinct and situation.
JayEnfield
hm... Yeah, makes sense, I'll take it. +1
gowild
PartyTit
Majestic
onecowboytoo
You got the one with sound good on you.
EdMcBain
John Cena not pleased his haircut is interrupted
DontTazeMeBrah
John Cena? All I see is a floating raincoat
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"So this trim is gonna be $16, my guy." "dam. I'm a buck short. Can I-" "DID SOMEBODY FUCKING SAY
LetMeSeeMyKids
Genius
GINGIVITISSS
The fact this comment has only 18+ upvotes is fucking criminal
SaintJStew
346 and counting!
Blodesheim
554 now
Curli187
966
hjpsycho
I wish I could upvote this comment more than once.
GoldFrieza
BugEyedLemur
Hahaha nice
RenaissanceFaireMan
You're going to need to find another one, it's a buck-an-ear!
Caveman3A
CharterBoatWhatCharterBoat
How come the camera panned left following the deer? Is that a feature of modern security cams?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Obviously stag'd.
Vegonbrei
Looks like the cropped area moved on a wide-angle shot.
HeroOfKvatch1
If there were an animal to represent the phrase “dangerously stupid,” deer may be a pretty good candidate.
sexandotherdrugs
“May be” is a serious underestimate of how goddamn stupid deer are.
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
In camo and sitting silently in a tree stand, they’ll smell you from 100 meters away. But they lose all sense when a car is coming for them.
catromance
I read something about the cones in their eyes being unable to process the bright light of headlights and causing them to freeze.
Sayagain
Can't have a deer in the headlights if you have no headlights.
chairmanmeowsters
I think Humans take first place every time.
malikcarr
People have hunted deer for meat since forever for good reason. They're tasty, and also dumb.
roadhunter
I thought you were gonna say white guys.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ScrapCode
it's more fun to watch them do it I'll give you that
BurntRamen
Humans aren't stupid, just extremely ignorant and selfish.
SansAandAnguS
This is also true, but there are plenty of humans that are entirely stupid.
nonamejanie
They are mental. You just about can’t drive at night even on freaking interstates here because of the deer. So many. I’ve hit like 8>
nonamejanie
>because they just leap out of the damn forest!
forgetthisnoise
Yeet
Muhfynmann2
I’ve hit one deer every October for the past three years. I’m taking an Uber this year. Can’t stand deer.
nonamejanie
RIGHT!? It scares me shitless! And I am sorry you have had to deal with that every freakin year! That's super awful.
locutusufborg
That lady on the couch came so close to being Bambied...
ddbrown30
Watching her mom get shot?
ironmansmetalundies
HestusBestu
Too soon.
DriftJAK
That’s going to cost the salon owner deerly...
1PunMan
I bet she's got the doe.
kittyCookieGamer
Usernames relevant
mmmmmmmmmmmwhatyousay
Bambi-oozled
relpmeraggy
DEER LORD!
thegelatoking
IMKARLKINGOFTHEDUCKS
What the buck?!
BaZookaJaneDoe
For real doe
cloutrotteur
That guy on the chair is ready to beat the shit out of that deer.
Salman9797
Nah, he yelled like a hoe when he was being approached
IFoldlyGo
Might be thinking "I've been in a tree stand all weekend and never saw one. But I go for a haircut and Bam(bi)"
ColonelThrust
Nice
Truntelunte
And then hug the crying lady. I kinda like him.
icouldntthinkofacleverpun
I saw the same thing ?
potentiallyunsafe
If it wasn't on video I feel like the insurance company wouldn't believe it.
ToastedVanilla
For sure, I feel for the crying lady. I imagine she's the owner who now has to deal with all this shit and just lost a work week.
BigHeadWeb
Hopefully her policy has business interruption insurance, which will pay for lost revenue
jokerlives
We are farmers
idkwtfimdoingwithmylife
dun dun dundun dun duun!!
Totallycasual
Going by the woman crying i think maybe she doesn't have insurance lol
SharkDoctor
Aren’t businesses required to have insurance?
Totallycasual
They should yeah but there isn't someone dedicated to roaming around shuttering under insured businesses.
moon35man2000
MarkOfTheCovenant
Literally me attempting to get out of any awkward situation caused by my own awkwardness
rusrsdude
How da f are these guys not extinct
PaladinAstro
reproduction
DankyMcDerpinstein
I guess cartoon physics are real.
bargainshopper
Art imitates life.
Gillm09
Oh my god you have no idea. I hit a deer on the bday a few weeks ago (I think it was okay, not major) and the poor thing slid 1/2
Gillm09
My* bday sorry!
Gillm09
2/2 and skidded across the road like that. I hadn’t been going very fast but the poor thing was so panicked that it just wanted to run away
totallyspambox
What in the ungodly fuck is she crying for?
ShutUpMeh
For attention
vylen
She might be the owner...
MahuAurelius
Maybe she had just lost her brother earlier that week to a freak deer accident in a tanning salon while he was in the reception area.
jenwastinghertime
Shock ?
FerrousBuehler
Pretty natural reaction to having the fuck scared out of you.
HeroOfKvatch1
And then having your workplace fucked up.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's probably her business? She's going to have to shut down and lose that income till she can reopen, plus who knows what her insurance /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
situation is. Unless she's financially pretty secure, it's a pretty big hit. And then the shock on top of that. Seems reasonable to have /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
an emotional reaction to it. For humans, anyway. /3
relpmeraggy
It’s what women do. Some more than others
eminemsleftnut
the fuck outta here with this shit
Pizzathehutman
It’s what everybody does. Some more than others.
Cerripede
Oh no ew, this is part of the reason men in my life don't feel comfortable crying, and beat themselves up when they do. Get that outta here
Lulabel73
Not all women. I saw a person get hit by a car, like fly through air hit by a car, and I didn’t cry or scream.
FerrousBuehler
Well that's a fucking retarded statement