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Found this in an imgur dump, thought you folks would enjoy it~
me irl
PlZZATHEHUTT
It should be illegal to repost shit from college humour
AlrightIGiveIn
Upvoting the whole dump on the basis of "Spaceballs"
NeneJPhilly
#2 He got me. It took a few panels for me to get it.
Jinxies
Isn't
how they announce the birth of the new Redneck Pope?
Yrmsteak
I've seen MORE proud parents, but maybe not PROUDER parents
RogueNyanCat
LOL that put in #5 looked scared af
PersonaAuGratin
Confused vegetarian with vajetarian
metalfoto
#7 he want her ded. Btw, this dump is pure gold @OP
willemdafoeindrag
Well. In that case. A very merry unbirthday to you!
dolphindreamsandsatan
So that Shelf / Acid model is actually perfect... *doffs tinfoil fedora*
thezale19
I stole the quadrillogy meme and shared it before i realized i stole and shared it.
lifeofabaddog
I believe what he was thinking of was a VAGatarian.
Rickredful
aselleus
Narrow urethra
StonerCatJay
A very merry Unbirthday to you
Idonotneedafuckingusername
I dunno if I want to see how an UNbirthday goes down...
StonerCatJay
Traditionally with tea and cake
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Oh yeah? You know who else liked butter? Huh?
daveeeeeeed
Salvia has no chill
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
lol, I forgot about that episode where Bobby starts kicking everyone in the crotch.
harryusta4
Nothing like some veiled racism hidden between the innocent memes
Radiatormagnet
Where? I missed it
NextToNobody
I think it's the "culture mixing" or equating that Mormon book to Spaceballs
harryusta4
Yeah that meme with the holy books just didn't gel, if it had actually been clever then maybe, but "return of the jihad"?
thereactionaryradical
Some guy with a flag painted on his face = racism to idiots.
harryusta4
It was the holy book meme mostly. I was drunk when I commented and it doesn't seem as big a deal now, but it's still a weak Star Wars joke
AhugeClitedHooker
I didn't know the zodiac killer was at the Iowa state fair
beebopbeeopeep
#9 Why did you wrap your dog in plastic like that?! Anyways, the cardboard on the right looks really realistic. Nice.
IgnisAurumProbat
After hearing all the news about the opioid crisis I'm think people are taking heroin for similar reason folk in the past took opium.
hstein3
Calling a baby a parasite is like calling an egg chicken shit.
Phyrie
And an unfertilized chicken egg is technically a chicken menstrual cycle.
Flyndaran
The only reason a FETUS isn't technically a parasite is because the definition requires it to be a different species from the host.
hstein3
The female body is specifically structured to create and sustain the baby. What parasite can say the same?
Phyrie
In all its technicalities, a parasite lives off of a host while providing little to no value to said host. Same can be said for a fetus.
hstein3
Egg cones out of cloaca. Shit comes out of cloaca. What's the difference?
possumstew
Deer Jesus
LegendaryKatman
But... according to that comic, there IS a Deer - jesus.
dangergrouse
But just like Korean Jesus, he ain't got time for your problems. He busy. With deer shit.
LegendaryKatman
Shit, you're right.
ugglorimossen
AlabasterShadow
If it helps, I don't think they'd tell Trump anything, even if he is president. They're not totally dumb
ugglorimossen
Makes me wonder who, non elected for that matter, has more authority than the president. Now I'm scared instead.
AlabasterShadow
Alien CIA.
mehimbored
#11 try eating curry with chopsticks
Muffdiver9
Adderall can make it harder for normal people to concentrate, overloading your dopamine will make you feel sluggish.
lilskank
Every time I've taken stimulants, I just silently sat at my desk for a couple hours while staring at the wall, wondering >
lilskank
"do.. do I need more" and "is my heart going to explode?". I don't think they work on me the way they work on others. Needless to say, I >
lilskank
stopped taking stimulants.
Muffdiver9
If you don't have genuine ADD then the drug only lowers your performance or presents a risk to you.
PastaPriest
I don't think they would tell Trump about the aliens, anyway.
Aragorn9721
They would but they would have him under oath to never tell anyone about it. Don't lose hope conspiracy theorists!
Minecrafter55666
lol they wouldent trust him
canderousbossk
Is Ted Cruise the prequal version of Jabba the Hutt?
neanderthaldouchebag
No, he's the Zodiac Killer. Duh...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
What's the difference?
codenamenothing
Is Ted Cruise Tom Cruise's brother or something?
DrClaww
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire...The C-Team."
dolphindreamsandsatan
No, but they're both cult members...
brownsugga
That shelf structure and LSD are not the same compound
kibouchi
Both compounds look like they just fucking had it after the fourth honeycomb.
Saxxon92
Thats really interesting you fuckn nerds /s
brownsugga
My undergrad major was Biochem. 10 years later, I work in corporate finance.
Saxxon92
Ill tell you what, lawyers make great waiters
Momof2needsabreak
And I just want to add that Puppy Pals is completely annoying. And I sing the theme song in my head every day. Pup pup pup puppy paaaaaals.
GwenJohnsonBrown
Exactly. An arm is missing.
WijitingBoo
Thank you. Was going to post this. No bottom carbon branch and no double bond for oxygen.
MeatSquatthrust
It's not showing a lot of other details, are you trying to show off some chemistry knowledge? Because you're coming across like a niggler
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
We don't use that word.
WijitingBoo
And I forgot to mention biggest difference: one ring is a pentagon rather than a hexagon.
babygirlzozo
I only know this from a previous imgur party but didn't know the technical jargon. Thanks :)
dolphindreamsandsatan
Ugh... You two just used logic and arcane chemistry knowledge to blow up my comment from three minutes ago. Fuck both of you rat bastards!
brownsugga
You're welcome!
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
its a shelf, you aren't going to have a random branch hanging down, they make it close while still functioning like a real shelf.
WijitingBoo
I get that. The Reddit post I linked has a link in it to a guy who built an actual LSD shelf.
brownsugga
There are 2 methyl groups missing. One on the top and one, like you pointed out, on the bottom
LevainAvatar
Then what chemical does it actually look like?
WijitingBoo
It doesn't look like anything without some sort of modification being done. It is very similar to LSD, just not exact. 1/2
WijitingBoo
https://www.reddit.com/r/LSD/comments/66qcgi/lsd_shelf_in_disneys_puppy_dog_pals/
WijitingBoo
LSD could have been a reference, just as easily as they could have made it up aesthetically. It's been discussed on Reddit previously.(2/2)
CanalAndBowery
Oh cmon it's pretty fucking close...
GwenJohnsonBrown
Close doesn't count in chemistry.
brownsugga
H2O and H2O2 are pretty close too. Try substituting one for the other
CanalAndBowery
Nerds, that's not what I mean. The shelf has the basic structure of the LSD molecule and is likely what the artist patterned it after.
joeyjojosharknado
There's about 600 compounds that are as close to that structure.
copcorn
Yea, but chemistry is very specific.
JDemon2
Yeah but it's a Disney movie...?
EmeraldGriffix
Judging by that tweet, Ted Cruz could have been great as president.
criminalizemoonwhaling
Not saying he'd be good or bad, but these "hip tweets" he's been doing are probably just a political ploy
ActualEugenecistHitlerAdolf
I mean, he would be a better president in the same way that Pence would be a better president. Better, but not great.
ErinFromTheOffice
The big question is, would he pardon his father for killing Kennedy and also being the zodiac killer?
AnatomicalMouse
"I'm pardoning myself and my dad for no real reason thank you and please no questions ok"
LegendaryKatman
Judging by several things, Ted Cruz would have been a great president, that tweet included.
HighPriestOfCera
Minus the everything about him yeah sure
LegendaryKatman
Nah
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Indeed. Scary when you see cutesy shit, then realize the dude is fucking nuts. As a Canadian, I am so sorry for Ted Cruz.
atleastIwasnt36
Judging by the current president's tweets, nearly anyone would look great as president
thereactionaryradical
Trump's twitter is the best thing ever.
Cyanide555
All hail the inanimate carbon rod?
BluePaladin42
At least carbon rod would keep his damn mouth shut.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
TIL carbon rods have mouths
TrustMeImABassist
No, he stills a fundamentalist nut. Funnier, maybe.
DrClaww
*is
SapientPearwoodChest
Fuckin meta
whatbuttondoipush
Wut
ProphetOfNurgle
In context it is funnier, kid writes a letter to "deer jeesus" result shown above.
MuFugginFudge
It's literally part of this post
TrustMeImABassist
No, is stills a fundamentalist nut. Funnier, maybe.
Fenderzilla
Say goodbye to your abortion rights and gay marriage...
BroseidonKingOfTheBros
That's true for the Trump admin too. Just a slightly lower priority.
Tikityler
I'm sorry, when did the president get the ability to overrule supreme court?
thereactionaryradical
It'd be insane to ban abortion without severely changing the culture first, and I think anyone except a mindless zealot gets that.
Fenderzilla
Do the words "zodiac killer" mean anything to you?
thereactionaryradical
Heh, but I don't think Cruz is that extreme per se. In a lot of ways evangelicals put their finger on some of the problems facing the US.