Insane Jumps

May 19, 2024 1:28 PM

MeisterKleister

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Second jump is over the Corinth canal by the looks of it

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Gotta give it to red bull, they pay for a ton of amazing feats. Their drinks are trash, but...

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Took me a couple seconds to realize this wasn't a new clip of the RC motorcycle.

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Shouldn't the number counter slow down as the object starts decreasing vertically?

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That first one seemed way longer…

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Then there's this person
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2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The tangential landing is kinda important.

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At what point would you finally get a plane?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is sponsored by RedBull...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Monster.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On second thoughts Pepsi

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus F. Christ

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...The agony of defeat.

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then theres this guy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm always more impressed by jumps where the jump zone is at the same height as the landing zone... however, a good ski long jump always impresses me.

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Not a chance in hell he'd make that jump, so parachute and still chickened out?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I found the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWQEAvruO9M (headphone warning: dude screams. a lot)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not as far, but still really cool.

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Cooler IMO.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bonus super sketchy jump turn, no audio though unfortunately.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

BMW drivers will do anything except use turn signals.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the same kind of jumps though, the longest ones are made DOWNHILL...

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I think the helicopter was cheating.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got to admit - Red Bull knows how to market their brand

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One guy didn’t need gasoline

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I think the heli

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How far was the first airplane flight?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By these standards, the issue has one of the longest jumps, still growing to this day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jumping has never been the issue. Surviving the landing has.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If you don't land properly all you've done is fallen with flair.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"The agony of defeat" - kids of the 80s will know.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god for the clicking noise.

2 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 3

And them beans

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It wouldn't have been as fun

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

*DING!*

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UWAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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And also the vertical video to really drive home that awareness of the horizontal distance travelled...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here’s my buddy from work giving it a try.

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As soon as I saw the jeans I knew how this was going to end.

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1, 2, 3, 4 PING!

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0.5m

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Evidently it would have gone a lot better had he worn skis

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Props for holding the camera steady even when he ate it :D

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

3 ivermectin tubes

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He was going much too slowly

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I, too, can achieve this!

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Sure he tried

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Poor guy, his CG was over his front wheel. In a position like that, his odds are slim to none.

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They happen to drive a Subaru? Asking for no particular reason...

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I'd be curious about a good analysis of this. I'm guessing that his weight was too far forward, so that when the impact jarred him, his shoes had no grip on the pedals causing his feet to slip off?

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Already standing far forward, slow approach means the front wheel dips before the back wheel’s off, tipping him even further over the handlebars by the time he lands. It also looks like he when he hits the ground he’s already at a weird angle? He may have lost his balance from hesitating as he crawled down the ramp.

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He looks like his limbs were completely flaccid not ready to absorb any impact from landing

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Indeed - not enough conviction / speed, needed to have weight further back.

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He didn’t shift his weight back at all. Generally, when you do a drop like that on a mountain bike, you shift your weight back. Guy stayed in the same position he rolled down the ramp in which was a forward position. If your weight is too forward when you land, any number of bad things can happen. If you’re experienced enough, you can recover from it. But if not… it looks like he got bucked forward because of it and lost his footing
Source: Am Mountain Biker

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ski person did not jump, he flew.

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He almost does what satellites in orbit do- fall with such directional speed that the curvature prevents them from hitting the ground

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I mean... wouldn't skydivers have this beat using the same metric they are above? Leaping off a high point counts even if the landing spot is so far below the starting point?

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From Wikipedia entry of Ryōyū Kobayashi: In a nonofficial event near Akureyri on Iceland, in April 2024 he achieved a distance of 291 m after being around 10 seconds in the air and landing smoothly. It was an unofficial world record. However, it is not being counted as an ski flying world record by FIS

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Glided

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Not really flying. Flying requires lift. The skis deflect the wind to slow gravity's pull to the earth, but never creating lift greater than the pull of gravity.

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In the world of skydiving this is called "Tracking" and the looser your clothing, the more you're likely to glide. See: Tracking Suits.

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Is it my imagination or did he gain a little altitude?

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The ski can act a little bit like wings and flaps on a glider. Given the skiers weight to ski size, speed and trajectory, if the wind is right, he could certainly get a bit of lift.

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You can get a little lift from the skis but never enough to actually gain altitude, just to slow your fall a little, what we're seening there that looks like him climbing, is the ground "falling" at different rates, ie the landing is a little uneven. That jump was done on a course that was created just for his jump so it's not groomed and smoothed quite as much as a permanent ski jump usually would be. He's just xemo's paradoxing his way through the sky ;)

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291m is far enough that most Americans would drive rather than walk that far.

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I reckon most Americans choose that option because the grocery store is ten times that distance away, so why bother?

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As a fat American I can confirm

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I do lots of doordash deliveries to like a block away from the restaurant

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I also live in a state with legal weed

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Due to chronic pain, I cannot walk down the block and order delivery from restaurants on the corner.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please do order some doordash, we appreciate your business!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think thats about the distance... more about the comfort about not having to leave your place/ being comfy at home/ social anxiety/ etc

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For sure that makes sense, I agree.

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I'm one of those people. It's because I am on duty and can't leave the site even just to walk across the street and get lunch. :(

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Ha. Doody.

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That makes sense. Don't get me wrong, those are the best orders for us because they only pay 4 dollars delivery even if it's far away. Super short distance non tippers are better than long distance with tip often.

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I tip every time. I couldn't imagine asking someone to pick up food for me and not at least covering their gas and time. That would be rude!

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Americans would not get how far that even is, cause it is not in freedom units. ;)

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It's about 3 football fields

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Almost three football fields.

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That's well over 400 washing machines. Too dang far indeed.

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That's like a while buncha slapped chickins

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Which is really silly since we understand yards, and yards are close enough to meters that you can estimate.

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Most Americans don't even realize that

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Most americans probably do understand that

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