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Haven't seen this one on here, so I thought I would share.
FP Edit: Welp, this is my first time on the front page. Doesn't feel as good as I thought it would. Thanks for the points I guess.
MobileUserGundam
If you haven't seen this on here, it's probably because it's reference to an event over five years ago...
Winnson
*its
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
An epileptic oyster shucker has to shuck between fits.
GLORYTOHYPNOTOAD
I get it. It's not that funny, but I get it...
ultramegalisk
*its
Winnson
Dammit I posted the exact same thing before I saw this.
LeadByBadExample
No. It is miners and it is shaft.
ultramegalisk
Lol
contactdianewilliams4
Ohhhhh don't be like that!
CaptainMuricas
http://imgur.com/qlTrglY
TheHolmberg
sensiblechuckle.jpeg
MechaNinja
I'm not ... confident ... that sensible is the right ... word here.
MechaNinja
Chuckle, absolutely. But sensible? ....nnnnnnghh....
jocapi
Kill yourself
jocapi
YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND! THIS SENSIBLE CHUCKLE IS TEARING US APART!
TheHolmberg
you first.
GoCanadaGo
That reminds me, I should grab some Subway for lunch.
geiokami
Jared had a 6 inch for those poor kids
KinoTheGlaceon
ouch. Came back to upvote that
Kayayayaya
Don't do that to yourself.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
http://imgur.com/1z1gdKl
FlackJacketSnackCracker
I can tell this started off as a shower thought.
munch606
http://imgur.com/UuGZfoy
Bambing
You're going to hell with that priest op
jimieratchet
I pushed a piano down a mine shaft once. I never sounded the same after that. It flatted A minor.
DonTway
I am most definitely going to hell. See you there op
Jetbirdy
What number is your ticket on Hell Express? Or are you going through Limbo Railways?
DonTway
Nope taking the hell express doesn't say my seat # just platform 6 33/50
IAmAPandaButt
Did they mix up the lube with glue again? God dammit jim
doctorninja
This joke was very very appropriate in 2004 when the chilean mining company had those guys stuck.
MarkFelton
Well, this joke was new, then...
alusta
It's always appropriate, as priests are always shafting minors...
DoctahSlyPeePee
There's no way that was that long ago...Please tell me I'm not that old.
ArdentSlacker
So it should be a slowpoke?
angryangrybird
It was in 2010.
DowntownNinjaSuit
Well they have a movie coming out soon about the whole ordeal so it's a little appropriate...
uberarticuno
Or 2010.
doctorninja
Yeah, I didnt do my research. Now I know.
Alunerio
And knowing is half the battle
doctorninja
GI Jeeeeehhhhh
plsreadHayeksUseofKnowledgeinSociety
well at least the priests keep their end current
doctorninja
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ilikethatboomboompow
that was 2004? nowai
doctorninja
haha. I'm not actually sure, just kinda threw it out there. I think it was arounfd then?
Ellimem
It was 2010.
ilikethatboomboompow
That makes me feel slightly less old
lestatgaming
username is still dated
ilikethatboomboompow
mean :*(