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Aug 19, 2026 10:43 PM

dabydeen

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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/08/fcc-abolishes-gigabit-speed-goal-suggesting-it-is-unfair-to-slower-technologies/

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Bring back coal!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before we know it, we're going to be touting on how fast our 56,000 Baud internet connection is again

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this so we won't notice slowdown due to AI greed as much?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

enshittification as public policy, how maga.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This should be an Onion post!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got 1Gb here and i didn't even pick the fastest package....WTF usa...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in California and I have 5GB internet. I think the fastest I can upgrade to is 7gb. But isn't the article saying that they are doing this because satellite and cellular internet cant reach those speeds and would be cut from federal grants?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems pretty anti-competitive.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"“At present, we do not know the nature of future consumer preferences and, considering that the goal is not required by the statute and does not serve any positive purpose (as discussed herein), we believe it prudent to abolish it.”"

asinine mentality

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 Gbps = 1000 Mbps. A 1 Gbps connection can typically support 40 to 50 simultaneous 4K streams with no buffering. Big sports bars with many screens all streaming games in 4K would do quite well on a 1 Gbps plan. So I think folk are confusing the two. The average American doesn't have a Gbps internet plan; most homes subscribe to plans in the 300–500 Mbps range.
https://www.pcmag.com/explainers/calculate-how-much-internet-speed-you-really-need

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Electricity is too fast! It's unfair to oil burning lamps!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Countries can get 8 gigabit connections in the mountains Americans can barely get 100/100 in small towns.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better abolish cars, they're unfair to horses

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That is why they tore light rail out of cities actually. Bought them out so they could and that those cities would create more demand for the shitty cars. Inefficient tech brings in more money for them.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All these hyperthreaded multi core systems are unfair to Amiga.
Computing speeds should be technologically neutral.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

similar to the initial 'net rollout in oz, where the fascist govt decided that 56k dialup was good enough for the peasants.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I take it we are going back to horse and buggies now. This administration is being ran by the most unqualified clowns lead by the village idiot.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dumbest cultural anchors in the world, the GOP rarely fails to prevent progress.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Translation: Tech bro elites supporting the GOP are heavily invested in "slower technologies", and want to be able to charge exorbitant & extortionate fees for faster speeds.

3 weeks ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Same as it ever was. From forcing us to need cars with making up jaywalking and lobbying for "urban design" to this. As long as they have money invested in it they will fight us making more advanced and efficient options. Because we "owe" them in their minds despite the fact that taxpayer dollars paid for the things they are charging us for!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naw that's not it.

It's that it's expensive for telecoms to upgrade their rural networks for a small group of customers so they're lobbying hard to let those customers stay on old tech so telecoms can make more profit.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ I am so sick of being held back by oligarchs and their stumpfucking moronic supporters.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Israel has spent all of our money for us. Nothing's left for the basic needs of others.

Our internet backbone is more duct tape than copper at this point and it makes me sad.

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Just because all you have is a hammer doesn't mean everything is a nail.

Israel has nothing to do with this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

Directly? Probably not. Indirectly? Abso-fucking-lutely. Brendan Carr is no stranger to receiving gifts from corporate entities and just because he may not be receiving money (that we know of) directly from Israel, his appointment to the FCC was done by someone who for sure has received some of that AIPAC cash. Same guy that went after Disney/Kimmel/etc at at Trump's request, by the way.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Doesnt the us have some of the worst internet availability?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Another day another step backwards. Add is usual for conservatives

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A 5600 bps dialup line should be more than enough for everyone. /s

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally in line with the current data center proliferation

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've got 3 Gbps here in Canada, and it's so fucking crazy that the US wants to go slower. I wonder if it's because that Musk company, Starlink, can't hit the 1 Gbps speeds, and hey, the anti-equality party is all about equality now.

3 weeks ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

I've got "up to" 7 Mbps, usually half that for $90 a month. Monopolies are terrible for consumers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're not trying to go slower - this is a handout to telecoms. The subsidies exist to help pay for the incredibly high costs to run fiber/etc. out to super rural folks where it would never make any business sense to do so. The subsidies pay out based on average speeds relative to this goal. By lowering the goal, telecoms get more money for doing less.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As funny as that would be, it's probably more to do with a bunch of really rural areas not having the infrastructure to support these high speeds & most companies don't really want to be forced to spend money on it if they don't need to. Shit, Comcast tried to make internet usage a utility but without actually being classified as a utility.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We literally just this summer got 1gb service from 100mb and it's been great. I'm in technology and been just fucking waiting for it forever

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was an Onion headline

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America First in nothing.
You guys go on ahead without us, we'll cross the finish line eventually.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing *good* anyway

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Republicans: Dragging us back to the past.

Meanwhile, other countries are quickly outdistancing us in Internet speed and other technologies - technologies that will determine who "wins" the economic wars.

But, like them killing Education, short term Republican goals never include what's best for the country. They don't even care that countries like China are walking all over us. All they care is about lining their pockets today.

3 weeks ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 2

Give them THE RACK!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair the long term goals are at least as bad.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You nailed it. All they want is “fuck you, pay me!”

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

^

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Gigabit speed will be available for a hefty premium, just like the early insider trading tweets on unTruth

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Build all the data centres... But you only have dial up speed to access them. /S

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU only get dial up. They get all the bandwidth they need to spy on everything you do.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in Japan they're riding around in bullet trains going 250 mph, and have internet speeds up to 10 gbps

3 weeks ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Not only Japan, in France you can get 8Gbps even in rural area for less than $60/m

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

inb4 someone screams "iTs nOt pErFeCt! tHeIr aRe rAcIsTs tHeRe!" There are racists everywhere man and telling that to someone who grew up in the American South is laughable. I have seen horrifying shit and I am supposed to be worried about the rudeness of racists in other countries? Brother people are being mowed down in grocery stores with guns.

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

My main reason for not wanting to live in Japan is the exploitative work ethic, but sure, they have racism and sexism in spades too. What's your point, exactly? Other countries can't be criticized when the US is worse? America's #1 for violent racists? (Not gonna argue on that one.)

Or is there a wider trend of deflecting criticism of the US with irrelevant problems in Japan that I don't know about? This comment just seems like it comes out of nowhere, and I feel like I'm out of the loop.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The US has both higher work hours and suicide rates than Japan these days. Just sayin'.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not trying to say the US is better. What I *am* trying to say is that both can be bad. Criticizing one does not exonerate the other.

If people are really trying to defend the low bit rate in the US compared to other countries by saying that Japan racist, then they've completely lost the plot. It's a total non-sequitur.

I'm just wondering if that kinda thing had become a meme, or if hypothetical nonsense deflections are being brought up for no reason.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No its not that it cannot be criticized. Yes there is a trend of people who will bring up out of the blue problems that they have that are pretty irrelevant to the discussion at hand. Hence the "inb4" cause they show up pretty regularly "Oh man X European country sounds great!" "bUt tHe tAxEs hIgH!" "Canada is looking better and better" "bUt tHeIr hIsToRy wItH nAtIvEs!" Look I am all for discussions about issues... but not when its a whataboutism meant to "both sides" things.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, absolutely. That shit grinds my gears, ironically, from both angles. It's annoying when it happens for real, and it's annoying when people reflexively claim someone is "both sides"-ing as soon anyone criticizes Dems. Ugh.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with your point that it doesn't matter but holy shit travel somewhere that isnt Europe outside of the US and you'll see racism on levels that will blow your mind. The US south is like a 1

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

lmao, no, the south is heinously racist, there are active lynchings gong on right now. There are still sundown towns, things are still segregated.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yes it is heinously racist, not arguing that

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0