I want to reassure the world - we Americans know the U.S. war with Iran is raising prices everywhere and causing a lot of problems for everyone. Don't worry. We hired our smartest negotiator specifically for this kind of stuff. /s

Jun 6, 2026 2:16 PM

cryborg

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Imagine what he could do if he finished learning all of his four letter words. If he could speak and write as well as the average 7-year-old he might be unstoppable!

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you can't write this shit...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s about as high level thinking as he’s capable of

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Operation "Epstein distraction" continues

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If any other country in the world had its obviously dementia-addled leader spouting childlike insults about his opposition while being interviewed by his own daughter in law we'd be like "lol wow what a shithole that place must be"

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And if you take that B and put it after the e in 'Republican' then change that e to an o, you get Robpublican... ahahahahahahhahahaha owned!!!! Because you know, they are "ROB"bing everyone.... Get it????? I could be president!!!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or instead of that, we could try Repuglicunts!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“He called them Dumocrats huhuhu” some scumbag on welfare that spends whole days watching “disney is woke” youtube movie reviews.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's sad if you make a bad joke, it's pathetic when you try to explain it

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even worse he has explained it over and over. He seems to think he sounds intelligent.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha he's soooooo fucckiiing stuuupiiddd hahahaha fuckin heeeeeel

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somewhere there is a timeline where Trump is the smartest person in the world, too bad ours ended up with the village idiot.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I can assure you there is no timeline where trump is ever a smart person, let alone the smartest... there are however twelve where the mob bumped him off in the 70s for ratting them out, eight where he was stabbed to death at Riker's Island prison while serving out a child rape sentence and three where he was shot by the father of a child he raped (in one it was a boy)... even in a multiverse where sentient dinosaurs are a possibility, trump being smart is an impossibility. Sorry.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think Neil deGrasse Tyson did a podcast about that weird mathematical anomaly in the theory of relativity.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"most people don't know that" aka "i didn't know that until recently, so now i have to mention it all the time, because that's totally what smart people do"...

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's a little scary.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean yeah but i think it's more that his ability to relate to others has atrophied to the point that he doesn't know other people understand things the same way he does. And being an out of touch 70 y/o with no friends exacerbates that.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s narcissistic personality disorder for ya. No ability for empathy means he’s unable to relate to others. Add in a whopping dose of dementia and you get our current situation.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

80. he'll be 80 next week.

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