Elon’s spawn tells Trump “You are not the president and you need to go away.”

Feb 12, 2025 7:03 PM

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Even in these dark times, all we can do is laugh because orange shitgibbon can’t even say anything to Elon’s spawn.

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I didn’t think I’d live to see the day where the presidents chair and the cuck chair were the same chair

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As disgruntled as always...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man the optics of this are terrible. Lil' Donnie sits there like an awkward child at an adult party while Papa Skum tells the country how things are. If only Trump's cult could see past the deepfaked pictures of his face on Rambo they might realize how weak he looks right now.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

kid is for real. he should get a nomination for something.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like how shit stain trump withers in the face of the child's challenge.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The demented orange dotard is really pissed at woke dad bringing his kid to work, but it is the poor lad, who will never, ever forget this day. And the weird smell of that guy sitting at his daddies' desk. They'll mock him ever after. Poor kid. So sad, to witness how Spacekaren and billionaire con man Elmo obviously missuses his own kid as an emotional shield. Everything his daughter said, is true. Just look at his hands. He's scared shit. Defensive, lying his ass off. He's also freshly botoxed.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

America is not a democracy any more. It’s now a regime.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How is it there is a person in the White House that was not elected? Talk about election fraud.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Elon admitted in court that this was his alt account.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Even a toddler knows it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not seeing anyone asking what the reaction would be if a female white house top aide consistently brought a prop to work like Musk here with his son would be.
Is this the new reverse DEI they are bringing in?

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Who is the old guy sitting next to Elon-Musk-the-nazi?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His sock puppet

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Well they do speak on the same intellectual level!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is real!?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's about 30 minutes long on YouTube

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Undoubtedly something he's heard his dad say many times

2 years ago | Likes 478 Dislikes 1

trumps reaction is very telling too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And little kids don't have filters so will speak their mind freely or repeat what adults say 👍, I hope he does it a lot and gets on Trump's nerves.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

The dingle berry has said things like this before as well.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/JIjqL5r this is even more telling imo

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

100%

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't hear what he says clearly

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Same, I wonder if some wiz kids who do audio isolation are out there

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They say it in the title but it doesn't sound like exactly like what he says

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I can clearly hear the "and you need to go away" part, but that could be bias.

The "you are not the president" part I'm much less confident on

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

he also tells him
to shut his fucking mouth in another moment. We're in the twilight zone

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

different reading

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Exactly, and that makes me far more curious, because it could signify something that wasn't intended to leave melon's house.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this the booger eating kid who wiped it on the Resolute Desk while Mangoman cringed at the thought of “germs ?”

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not enough talk about this kid picking his nose and eating it on live television and Trump’s reacting by ignoring it

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Elon's been wearing that kid like a scarf since the CEO shooting happened. Nothing says big fucking pussy like someone using their kid as a meat shield. No wonder the rest of his children hate his guts.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Remember the book "The Dead Zone"? How Greg Stillson's campaign was derailed? Seems familiar...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I told a coworker about this and he said I had the woke mind virus…I have never wanted to slap the shit outa someone more in my life

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Did you laugh in his face? I wouldn't have been able to stop myself

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

musk, putin, trump... one has to wonder how those tie together.

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

They all enjoyed pedo island

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Xi is their top, obviously.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There's nothing to wonder. They're all traitors to the United States. It's really not complicated.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I mean TECHNICALLY Putin can't be a traitor to the US since he's, y'know, despot of another country.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Semantics! LOL Your point is valid but I wanted the weight of including Putin in the mix.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your logic is also valid sir.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kids that age are just sponges repeating what they hear. To whit, really interested in where this same kid learned “we can just quietly do whatever we want” before maniacally laughing “they’ll never know”. And speaking of babies with no filter

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

You can just tell he hates that little kid. Ahahhaa. trump is definitely the kind of guy that hates kids. What a piece of shit human he is.

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

I dont trust ppl that dont own pets unless for a good reason

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favourite was when he talked shit to a 7 year old for believing in Santa.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh can I please get a link to that?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He likes the ones he can molest. Especially when they're related to him.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1. Can't fleece money from them like he does adults. 2. They're usually smarter than he is. 3. Generally they shit themselves less than him.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hey, not all of us kid haters are like assface there!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, he didn't hate his daughter when she was a child.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I noticed Musk has had that kid with him a lot since that Healthcare CEO got whacked.

It’s sad that the child, produced through IVF, is nothing more to Musk than an accessory to protect himself.

2 years ago | Likes 427 Dislikes 1

As a shield or as an organ donor when Muscolini gets old.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he's never given a shit about any of his kids but suddenly it's like they're glued together. Sick fuck shouldn't have custody of any child

2 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

He doesn't have custody. He's keeping the kid and hiding from court. https://www.businessinsider.com/grimes-elon-musk-custody-battle-complete-timeline-2023-12

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Hiding. On TV. In the oval office. I fucking hate that consequences don't exist for the rich

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Don't you pick on his future replacement organs! The other kids didn't test out compatible.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kev or Kevlar

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

You mean little K3v|4r Musk.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope: ˣ Æ ᴬ⁻¹²
Here the comprehensible explanation of his confused mother:

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Try a little harder - if my dog can do it, so can you! /s

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Funny thing: That kid ain't helping. That CEO was shot IN THE BACK. The kid is much smaller and wouldn't be a decent shield. If someone has a clear shot, they'll take it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All dictators like to show themselves with children in order to feign humanity, right?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yea. But everyone doesn’t have the same principles as Luigi. Some will calculate collateral damage as a necessary evil.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, if you look into it a little more he's a human experiment. And I don't mean that to sound derogatory towards the boy.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I thought he just didn't want the mother to see him.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes, but he's been keeping him close now

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toddler Armor, +10 mendacity applied to "family values"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

White Afrikaneers are an endangered by their own stupidity race you know

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please do not call the child Kev short for Kevlar.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I find it weird they'd 100% not give a shit and put a bullet through both a kid and whoever they want gone. So why would they think it'd ever work in their favor? Someone is just gonna go through all the trouble and go 'well you have your kid in your arms I guess I can't do anything'? Sacrificial lamb, or just take out the target's knees and finish them off.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It would suck to kill a kid, but how many more poor children would die with the bastard alive? The world being down 2 nepo babies isn't a bad thing in the broader sense. I'd just imagine starving or homeless kids. Kids dying in school shootings or of preventable/treatable diseases

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because they have been using empathy as a weapon

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A 'human shield'!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if we're knocking up, take a shot through a kid that acts like this. Get them early

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, he keeps him around as a shield, everyone knows it, he's not brave.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I mean let's be honest, if/when it gets to the point that he needs to be actually afraid. The kid isn't gonna stop it. I'm not condoning anything, but let's be honest.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not really that smart, I assume he thinks thinks that always having his kid there would dissuade people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really just think it's his marketing department telling him it'll help him look more human. I don't really know what else it is all of these pieces of shit are just owned by marketing departments telling them what to do.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Man who told his marketing team to go fuck themselves is not listening to anyone.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like hellspawn to me so, let Luigi do his thing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, I would find it fucking HILARIOUS of this were true, but it just sounds like he’s telling trump he needs to pee. Maybe some audio wizards could isolate his voice or something.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

I definitely hear “President, you need to go away” at least

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can totally hear the kid when I turn it up saying he's not the president and to go away.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to believe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mr. President, You really need to go pee!"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

“Mr President, your diaper stinks!”

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I hear "Mr President, I really need to go to pee" ?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yup. Amazing if he actually told trump to go away, but I’m pretty sure people only hear that because the quote primes your ears for it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I find it fascinating (English is not my first language) how we can hear different words from the same recording. Mandatory reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Remember kids: That spawn was made with IFV. The illegal African immigrant and usurper Elon Musk got his, expect IFV to be banned soon.

2 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 2

They won't be banning anything when they're staring down the cannon of my IFV.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean IVF?

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes I do.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

nah, it means in-fuckin-voluntary.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Both work.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Infantry fighting vehicle

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh how I hate Bradleys. Only tracked vehicle I've ever seen throw both tracks to the inside at the same time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fortunately the M270 is less prone to that, on account I guess to it's lower weight and (IIRC) a bit longer ground patch.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0