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danikay
i'm a fan of orgasms.
thesageape
That's a great kamikaze recipe if you want it to be fucking disgusting. 1 part triple sec, 1 part vodka, 1 part lime. Exactly.
tehpipe
Layering shots is really easy, you just need a reasonably steady hand and a spoon - http://youtu.be/nJgHXYtyuZ4
100indecisi0ns
caption nailed it.
sometimeslateatnight
Love how so many are related to Ireland..
KingOPancakes
that is NOT a Kamikaze, you brute.
acidjuicemotel
"I'll take a Blowjob a Flamin' Beaver and an Orgasm. Oh, and while you're at it get me a shot too."
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarNazi
But I don't want to have to ask for my orgasms...
rycbar1two3
mmm buttery nipples
Blasfemur
that Four Horsemen sounds… deadly.
kingkev
Soooo... The girliest shots ever.
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
I like how at least 4 of these reference us Irish.
chckrbordx57
The four horseman is wrong. Not José, it's Jameson.
slothdawg
You are correct sir. Cheers.
MrBananaBeak
I feel as though the Kamikazes should have sake in them.
BadMoonMoonRising
TIL my girlfriend and I have a thing for flaming beavers.
kyphoscoliosis
I'd just feel so awkward ordering some of these at a bar. "I'll have an Orgasm"
VintageCrazy
Thank you Op, pic saved and ready for puting into action over Xmas
CommieGold
Belt-Sander: 1oz Shitty Tequila, 1oz Bacardi 151, 1oz Fireball whiskey. Mix and carefully pour into shotglass with cedar wood shavings.
CommieGold
If you drink the cedar shavings, you get cut off by the bartender.
thebedtimescientist
I could go for a cappuccinotini right about now
thebedtimescientist
or a blowjob
dynamicwindowsheettest
or an orgasm
acray013
I prefer the appletini.. you know... hold the tini..
flandered
Have you ever had a Lindsay Lohan? It's a red-headed slut with coke! hehehe
TrixiHobbitz
but you gotta drink the coke first, then send the red-headed slut to chase it.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Never been much of a shot guy so was going to pass on reading, then remembered college and realized I've tried all but 7 of these.
Churts
Fun fact: In Australia, an Oatmeal Cookie is called a Cocksucking Cowboy. Carry on!
loud247
The bar i used to work in changes it to a heath ledger or a jake gillenhall for a bit there...
GoonOfFortune
And Woo Woo is a fresh/wet pussy. Good old Australia.
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
In my city, we mix the oil slick 50/50 instead and call it a Starry Night. Tastes great, fucks your shit up.
Myshaele
Is it friday already?
OakTree21
Dude I wish. Its finals week for me. This will be useful for me when the pain ends.
hiperson134
Cute. You think it needs to be a weekend to drink.
IWishIWasTheSky
Who cares. Drink anyway :)
CirB
Friday? Ah, you mean you drink only once a week? What a waste of a perfectly good drinking week!
noisebrigade
Does.... it need to be?
ScanlanShorthalt
Does it have to be?
AsANewZealander
Yeap...
DrBarrelRoll
I'm turning 21 tomorrow and this is relevant to my interests.
iateahippo
Happy birthday
BreakingSad
Beeriously
SomeguyfromanotherjobsMrPurple
Flamin' Beaver.... this means 3 things now.
ArchitectInTraining
Fire Snizz
lazerhosen
I prefer to take a glass of Angry Orchard (especially ginger or elderflower) and pour in a whole shot of Fireball as a mixed drink.
scruffynerdherder
As a bartender the portions disturb me.
hubtones1
Should say double shots, or cocktails... Big ass suckers
scruffynerdherder
As a person who reads the portions, the fact that all the glasses are the same size disturbs me even more.
totallyawesomesweetalabamaliquidsnake
My local makes the 4 horseman with these proportions... But times 4 and served in a pint glass. Is that a more appropriate portion
scruffynerdherder
I know it as a bombing run. 1 oz. shot of each.
therealfreddiemercury
I thought a standard shot glass was 2 oz?
scruffynerdherder
Depends on the bar tbh, but there is always consistency.
redswhinez
as a non-bartender, me too. As a person living in TX, shots are served in rocks glasses. You know what they say about TX...
NwabudikeMorgan
And I'm just drinking straight whiskey like a caveman.
pam4cocaine
sounds like my mum actually
lilbillydartos
"And I'm just drinking straight whiskey like a man." - FTFY
TheFlyingFoxOfTheYard
http://imgur.com/r/all/BuCZZ1i
RamonaRickettes
"like an adult"
trilbyshades
Finally I'll be able to give ladies an orgasm
TanzaKnight
After I read Buttery Nipple, all of them started to sound sexual to me.
SnugglesMcgee
and you might finally get a blowjob!
ThatsDaveWithaD
Or, you know, whiskey is good.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Chase that shot of rye with a glass of rye...
lazerhosen
Whiskey, clean, with a beer-back.
NwabudikeMorgan
Tonight it's some Old Overholt, a glass of Narragansett and some kosher dill pickle spears.
lazerhosen
Change that to "fried pickle slices with horsey-sauce" and you can sign me right up!
NwabudikeMorgan
That sounds real good.
lazerhosen
Have you never had "pickle chips" (as they are sometimes called)? Because, you would be missing out if you haven't. They are excellent.
ILikeCoke
Stopped reading when I noticed the kamikaze recipe being wrong.
TheFlyingHellfish
What recipe are you expecting? Vodka, lime juice, triple sec. With tequila, it's a margarita.
ILikeCoke
Way too little lime juice.
TheFlyingHellfish
For sure.