DragonEmperor18
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Useful life hack.
Oct 1, 2014 11:06 PM
DragonEmperor18
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Camerton
The burn is what gets me.
Skorpychan
Also, peel it and it makes a handy-dandy dildo!
ImOnlyHereFor
Try it, it's like nothing you've ever felt before... so amazing!
SparklelyWonderful
Feel the burn!
DuggFunnie
Anybody who tries this has a fucking small dick.
vegansuccubus
Protip: Veal apparently has a similar collagen content to human skin and is most likely to feel like a vagina.
DragonEmperor18
Why do you know this? Also nice username.
vegansuccubus
Manswers.
DragonEmperor18
Fair point.
deathventure
Welp, this will prevent me from eating veal parmesan ever again.
Centurion58
Hell, no. I'm not falling for that a third time.
Possiblyaduck
Ya try a habenero instead for just the tip.
deathventure
Blend some ghost chillis and fill the jalapeno with the mixture for added sensation.
FlailingDildo
you know what they say, forth time's the charm
DragonEmperor18
A third time you say?
Pupvote
Hey, the second time might have been a second fluke. Scientific process, man.
DragonEmperor18
That is true... It WAS for Science afterall, right?