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dpat13
They still have to go to court. It won’t hold up. Hopefully the judges will just toss them.
kiddk00l
fredhoffman1968
why isnt he wet
RaZorHamZteR
Mr. Evan Worf here does not understand that GOP idiots put fingers in their ears and go "LALALALA" as soon as he start talking sence, using logic and reason...
SavageDrums
Catturd keeps his pee in jars on the shelf behind him.
DemonicFruitfly
Nothing in that image suggests it was taken anywhere near the reflecting pool. Catshit just used a random arrest photo for his bullshit, so typical day for him.
UristImiknorris
You mean the guy he retweeted?
idiotsonfire
Right wingers are all Nazis.
stronomer
They are polarizing trolls with a 50% chance to not reside in the US, with the goal of dividing people. Don't transport their messages.
miklkit
Methinks if I lives there I would go and get arrested just so I could sue them for Mi$$ions.
clonedeeznuts
Klan members have such thin skin
wario37
It is easy for them to ignore reality and science because they’ve had to actually never learn either.
RickO3611
Trump has a new grift.. it will cost 650 million dollars to repair what he fucked up. 500k for repairs and 649.5million to trimp
bambinod
if you can peel the paint off, it was a really crappy paint job and was going to peel off on its own real soon anyway.
FragileDonkey
that catturd fuck is supposed to be some big shot in the online right wing world..LMAO.
Rogahar
He certainly thinks he is, but even in the realm of online right-wing grifters, he's small fish.
jamandtoast
It's a culture war. People say the same kind of things about supporters of a rival sports team. Logic and reasoning don't exist with such statements.
TheWeebleWobler
Funny I thought it was coming off on it's own.
KR1570F
They're cowards and they think the blue haired septum pierced liberals are going to be easy targets for them to pretend to be tough over. Most of them would run away if they had to confront these "vandals" personally and then punch a wall or their wives.
tidepool
Those liberals were probably targets of bullying and so that does make them an easy target for bullies later in life because of that trauma.
johnblood616
Yeah, no.
dontrike
If you can "rip" the siding off of a pool then it wasn't going to stay there anyway.
All of these charges will be dropped with ease.
NozzleBozzle
This whole thing about the pool is so weird. Like its a distraction from all the actually fucked up evil shit he did
SecurityBadger
If they had used the right type of paint, followed the correct procedures, and done a thorough job, the paint would have bonded to the surface, and a simple knife would have had no impact. Again, looking for scapegoats so the blame doesn't fall on Him.
mardukkur
The supreme leader is having a meltdown over his failed pool renovation (when he should be actually doing his fucking job) and lashing out at the people making fun of him for it.
So now the entire wingnut propaganda ouroboros has to degrade themselves into propping up this absolutely ridiculous, stupid bullshit.
socraticmeathead
Republicans are anti-criminal not anti-crime. In the GOP, criminals are a class of people. An "other" to be hated and feared, The fun part is, a criminal can be a criminal despite never having committed a crime and a person convicted of a crime need not be a criminal (e.g. Trump).
laurapede83
Who the fuck names themselves catturd!? Yes, I've heard of him and it gives cat turds a bad name.
virtualchoirboy
"Your honor, I thought there was trash floating in the pool and being a good citizen, I was trying to remove it so it could be discarded properly. I was not aware that it was the sealant from the bottom detaching. I've learned my lesson and will stop trying to help the current administration."
CakeIsALie227
These assholes will say literally anything to keep from speaking the truth.
medimr
Cut them some slack. They were absolutely desperate for something to distract them from Dear Leader desperately trying (and failing) to surrender in the war he started for no reason after campaigning on "no new wars."
Halfwise
Which was to distract them from Dear Leader raping children.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Still working
CakeIsALie227
chrishallett83
catturd is such a piece of shit, too.
Paireon
I mean, it's kinda in the name...
UristImiknorris
Perhaps from a small animal.
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
"Long jail sentence" for some kid picking a floating paint chip out of a pool (which happens to be public property), but they're fine with violent insurrectionists being pardoned.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Yes. That's the point. Don't gotcha fascists they're hypocrites.
QueenOfTheFey
Kidnap rape and murder girls? Thats fine
Take a paint chip from the swamp? Jail for 10,000 years.
MAGAs dumb
TheLastGreatAudit
I have to believe it's cynical. I don't think anyone capable of forming and writing out a sentence actually believes this shit.
Paireon
It's always cynical at first, but after a time they start drinking their own kool-aid and believing their own lies, even if they objectively know they lied. the "fuck your feelings" crowd works exclusively based on their own feelings.
PresldentClef
They don't believe in anything other than hurting others; they will say and support anything, so long as others are suffering. That's it.
W0lfsbl00d
He's a bad faith actor for sure, just like Donald and most other magat leaders and influencers. But the uneducated, uninformed, and delusional of the magat electorate will believe anything negative about "the left".
Mirrormancer
Rightists are seriously mentally deranged.
BerryButcher
They are, but this most likely falls under 18 U.S.C. § 1752 or least that's how they will spin it
SpamYarBlockers
What’s that code?
lildude52ca
i cant believe i have to work with a bunch of right wing nut cases that think exactly like this, you cant say ANYTHING to them.
lildude52ca
and i'm not even American!
nclu
The actual Trump Derangement Syndrome
Pornoandcatvideos
It's a psychosis that leads them to follow and believe whatever Dear Leader says is true. Because he's a malignant narcissist he'll never admit blame even in situations like this where it's incredibly clear this is all because of third rate planning and execution. Instead he deflects again to to blaming "liberals", which in this case is so incredibly preposterous it's almost like a loyalty test for his cultists. And then they create TDS to relieve themselves of the notion they're the crazy ones.
StarscreamAndHutch
mikeatike
All of them. Remember, there are people out there giving these morons money for their opinion.
Bombe
I’ve said it before and I will say it again: conservatism needs to be classified and treated as a mental illness.
CyberHexx
*Fascists. Don't do them the service of disguising what they are.
BarryTheCyborg
Nah, especially now, there is not much difference between conservatives and fascists. The rightists are fascists.
DukeDarkwood
Both? As the political spectrum gets further and further right, you hit the deranged threshold before the fascist threshold (example: 2020 pandemic MAGAts).
In fact, you basically have to BE deranged to even consider fascism a good rule to live under.
FetaForMoses
Both statements are valid.
Starlatan
Colossal nazi pigs*
Sipmonsnsn
Right wingers defend anyone in power as long as its bad for them. Fascism is just more honest about which minorities are the be exploited or exterminated.
Allrighty
It's interesting how every fascist regime is characterised by growing further and further divorced from reality. It's a feedback loop, of course; they start off refusing to accept facts, consolidate power to avoid admitting it, and grow more and more delusional as a result, which increases the desperation to hang on to power. Until it all collapses under its own weight.
chrishallett83
Yes, they said.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Righists Fascists
AyatollahBahloni
And yet they will tell you - based on the many bumper stickers I have seen - that liberalism is a mental disease.
Eyeetsass
That’s okay. They’re never right about anything. They don’t know how anything works. None of these arrests are going to end in prosecution.
Mirrormancer
"Caring about people and trying to make the world a better place is for pussies!" - What a powerful message.
pandemicmodedad
Its almost like they all lack empathy. Why is wanting a better life considered mentally deranged? Is that not why you work a job? If we are working just to stay alive, is that a life worth living?
Hexidimentional
A reminder that the owner of that twitter account ran over his own dog with his truck, and blamed the dog. The dog died.
ShadowTeller
Oh the irony that cat, and turd are involved, like a polite way to hint they are fans of Kristi Noem and Micheal Vick
urusername2
The dog's estate had to pay for damaging the car!
johnblood616
He eats bananas with a spoon
19marcurious57
johnblood616
Oops that is Gunther Eagleman
BananaForScaIe
OY! I'll be eaten any way I damned well please and you will NOT kink shame me! ;)
johnblood616
I was thinking of a diff maga turd.
Sure, eat whatever however. But he does it because he thinks he will look gay if he eats it the usual way.
Mpeamann
Picture shows 3 twitter accounts. Which one and source?
MurderousCoat
Catturd and he publicly posted about it on X, though Hexi is wrong in that he blamed his dog. Source: x.com/catturd2/status/1770522480332923259
More worrying is the amount of dogs Catturd has and how often he posts about them getting injured, dude is not a good pet owner.
Hexidimentional
read it yourself, he never takes responsibility and claims it must have been the dog's mistake
CornCobMcGee
The one being belligerently stupid.
ButtscratchMcPherson
Are you illiterate? That barely narrows it down.
MadamPuddifoot
Two of them are being belligerently stupid.
Feralkyn
Catturd, but it's bullshit to say he "blamed the dog." https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-with-memes-about-catturd-running-over-his-dog-jokes-about-the-twitter-users-dog-smiles-explained The guy's fucking scum politically but he obviously felt terrible about the poor dog
Jamesstin
Yeah it's not bullshit. Dogs and vehicles are something you always are concerned about from day one of owning a dog. Especially with the dude owning a ranch. You either secure the dog or don't drive til you have eyes on them. Every remark he made was asserting he did nothing wrong(comments on his speed, etc) then the reasons for it occuring were all the dogs actions, specifically not his. Maybe blame isn't the right word but it's his fault it happened from several points of
Feralkyn
Again... "blamed his dog" is the only part I take issue with. "Took no responsibility for while being irresponsible" would've been fine, but state it like it is, you know?? One is bad enough without being misleading about it.
Hexidimentional
read what you linked, specifically catturds own tweet where in no way whatsoever does he ever take responsibility, only positing scenarios where it could have been the dogs own mistake
Feralkyn
He's framing an accident, but yeah he's not taking responsibility for driving around with loose dogs either.
Hexidimentional
he's had the dog for five years, in which time its had many "accidents" he's negligent. My dog is a dumbass so i take care to make sure his stupidity does not get him hurt.