HorrorMango
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Sauce: https://www.threads.com/@artisticsubversions/post/DajNDo3FdYS
Mor Sauce: https://bettybeavers.com/
Jul 9, 2026 5:02 AM
HorrorMango
15579
274
9
Sauce: https://www.threads.com/@artisticsubversions/post/DajNDo3FdYS
Mor Sauce: https://bettybeavers.com/
ispendtomuchtimehere
good work, this is funny because beavers don't have tits..
VoidScreamer
Yes they do, they are mammals. They may not have big obvious ones like humans, but they do have them.
themadprofessor
The Buc-ee's mascot is probably hyperventilating right now.
therandombagofmeat
GeneralPrower
Buc-ee's slutty Nor-Easter cousin.
locksmith9
Slut-ee
SixSixxtySix
Nandortherelentless
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aW9vMmY4bHJwdzl2aThmbnQ1b215MTk3YzByYTRpaGJyYTJuZXY0dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/edM5bqYK3l8NW/200w.webp
eromitlab
Locations in Fultonville, Lewis, Canajoharie, and Otego!
SergeyPrkl
All the places everyone knows.
Recaffeinated
Been to every one of them fixing their pumps! The owner is a pretty chill dude.
zmanz
Betty Eaver ?
quelin
"betitted"
mrsdowneyjr
Maggie (refashioned hippie) uses it well and regularly
foreverinchains
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
It’s causing me pericombobulation
Relictivity
Realistically she should have four.
Snooj
There are other things that should change if we wanted to make it realistic.
GrammarCorrectionsOfficer
Buc-ee's meets Hooters
Schwangs
Gotta love Upstate NY. It's so strange and this bazookas toting beaver is par for the course
Munchman347
'Betty Beavers Bodacious Badonkers! She's got a real piece of tail!'...
Rakoth
Wasn't there a chicken joint that had a similar chicken (or some kinda bird) mascot that made the rounds here a couple years back?
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Love that the tits and the cheeks are 3D. And surprising that I don’t mean the other cheeks.
CaldariBob
This is what Americans do to the noble beaver, Canada: Slap on a pair of fake tits, paint her up like French prostitute, and use her to sell amphetamines to twitchy truckers.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Does she have to be French? I prefer abuela hooker makeup.
CaldariBob
You dirty pervert!
adamlstf9
Jealous? Or mad you didn’t think of it first?
(/s, in case it’s not clear)
micuu
YES!
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
fluxfusion3
When I was young, I used to beaver a lot .
locksmith9
"Beaver? I hardly know 'er!"
turbodog
Call her Betty. You can call me AL.
Antifalalalala
SlayerOfGoat
Is this how furries advertise themselves without saying "I'm a furry"?
Noevilgifs
Those drawings don't look like they are done by a furry
Badgerbadgerson3
No. We just say we're a furry.
SlayerOfGoat
What if the guy that designed that mascot hasn't realized that yet?
Badgerbadgerson3
He'll figure it out eventually
RedCamaro
Nice beaver
BeaverOnFire
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzY3em03dHJ3N3JlOWVlM3RpNW9maXJmaXppbmdlNnBxZjljN2hxeCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lt5vaNnrerc14UtKlP/200w.webp
nclu
EverNotRelevant
Thank you, I just had it stuffed
michiyl
mithiwithi
Let 'er rip!