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Roasted Fish
Aug 3, 2017 4:53 PM
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Caochlaoch
When scientists are having a bad day, pray your species isn't discovered
gernjer
Tonight's special is poached boney-eared assfish. It's extinct, so...market price.
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
Sovient
Fucking savage
ChucklePuss
I'm getting tired of the overused "savage" comments. I'll take those downvotes now.
BeerShartingJedi
Tss tsst..Whut about a peckah fesh or sumthin? Tsst, tsss
chipchippason
Fawwwk yeah!!
corgimas
http://cdn.sheldoncomics.com/strips/main/170510_1494452939.png
MaplePhoenix
Must be somebody's Ex
ErinFromTheOffice
AtsaMattaForYou
Yes, all of it
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Fucking autocorrect!!
Scratchtherobotchicken
nuh uh, this isn't real.. oh it's real.
goatcloud1
i thought this was Falcor for a second
smallskillerofhambino
What did the scientific community say to this fish?
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
It probably banged his wife.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Further reading: "the bodies of assfish are soft and flabby"
TestPattern
Except the ears, I assume?
AlexImguram
The ears are just big boned
LoveAnew
I have to believe the guy who named it was severely wronged by one as a child, and vowed to become a marine biologist just for vengeance.
whosagoodboy92
yeah it swam up his urethra
quicknamemadeup
Burned... sorry, I mean boiled.
BustyRumper
Maybe a cool black guy walked by and said "Dayum! That's one boney-eared-ass fish!"
DefenderOfDog
Fucked a dudes wife
coronalmassejection
HaHaYouJustWastedACoupleSecondsOfYourLifeReadingMyLongUsername
What
coronalmassejection
HaHaYouJustWastedACoupleSecondsOfYourLifeReadingMyLongUsername
That makes more sense, thanks
abbidabbers
I know a few humans that have it worse
BeerShartingJedi
That don't make no sence. Thers no bons in your eers
TotallySaneScientist
Don't we have bones in our ears?
whosagoodboy92
cartilage, it's like bone but quite flexible same as your nose
TotallySaneScientist
I meant inside our canal/heary bit
boneseyp848888
Was it named after Kim Kardashian?
Grimshadow
Clearly these scientist haven't met a fat american trump supporter.
Gorzine
I bet he likes fish sticks
whosagoodboy92
does he like to put them in his mouth
GreedoJones
How big is it? My, uh, friend wants to know.
MummyNapkin
"My gay room mate says things are 'gay' so its ok for me to say that too." -Bony Eared Assfish
MummyNapkin
@zeller2020
LevonsRealm
Assfish ta la vista
TemetNosce000
Ouch. That hurt me to read
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
This is some Edward Macaroni Fork level shit
abigfatguy
No.
boeufsteak
Yes
stormegedendarklordofall
How intelligent is it
CpnScallyswag
Not
mosstheboss
3
N0ledge
I guess it's still brighter than my cat. His reaction time is about 5 seconds and he see stuff that isn't there
whosagoodboy92
36roentgen
It's a mouth breather so not much.
Frenchgeek
None of them are politicians.
BeerShartingJedi
Ahh, peckahs
ItsDandySpaceDandy
All of them are politicians ***
poke9dude
Very intelligent, then
mattsall
About 4 Trumps
carkuffb101
or one hillbillery
MargoMcKnew
holy shit, how does it remember how to breathe
QuantumSupersexposition
That many?!
Fuzzerd
FancyFrance
Is that better or worse than 1 trump
Astorath468
yes
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Shit
Caspooky
1 Trump is already NULL, so it doesn't matter anyway
Radix865
Better as long as you don't put it into the office.