ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
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This guy cannot bend his fingers, and as a result, has no wrinkles.
From 3 years ago, reddit user gxace went the distance. In case you were curious, "I actually have a joint disorder called Arthrogryposis which in my case means I lack the strength to bend my fingers at the top two joints (making a fist if you will). I can still move and bend them otherwise and I have full range if motion everywhere else."
jimblesnotronbo
That Bender Rodriguez poster though
gotchasucka
That's all very weird.
surfonherunderwear
Can you... Grasp... Things?
SonnyDunkin
badtem
DO U GUYS NOTICE THE HORSE LADY OR
wzarya
this shit is gold
volatiley
I cannot not murder so there are fingerprints no longer.
StephenMoffatMustdie
I cannot not approve
BananaLollipop
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/2011/07/glados.jpg
AgentMoocow
My daughter has AMC also! Its in all joints below her neck. Always good to see some out there making awareness AND front page!
mellowdrama
I want to see him wave.
STINKPICKEL
OP suffers from UFS, Un-Fapable Syndrome . Give your donations so this poor boy can one day grip his organ and play sweet sheets music.
120w
How does he wipe his but I wonder
AmazingFeels
I gave up after the first one, im lazy.
Whatevenisrelevant
The inner makings of my mind are an enigma
richardfrost
*milk falls over*
TommyWa
while seeing how easy/hard it is to type without any joints, I learned that "s" brings up some stats !
CBScott
That's a creepy condition. Won't throw a punch, but will slap the shit out of someone.
JackieTreehornProductions
so how does he masturbate? poor guy.
ninjagaidensigma
Squeeze these into some crack
zeacorzeppelin10
Sweet
namelessryan
I have never seen a more elaborate shitpost.
Thedogmatrix
The important question here is how does he own that many cameras?
volatiley
5 finger discount
AlmostScientist
w-what happens if we try to force them to bend.
ShinySephiroth
Username checks out
AlmostScientist
just doin my almost job
shivnz
his head falls off.
ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
MoooCow
Ehehehehe smush
Squossifrage
Actually, nobody has any muscles in their fingers. They're in the wrists and palms. Fingers have only tendons and connective tissue.
AlmostScientist
cool
elizagvb
Awesome
MetaVulture
volatiley
buddah cat
Ryykur
But how did you take THAT photo?
Paladinsabre
smarmageddon
That escalated gradually
volatiley
high granularity is best
ThatRussian
"I, uh, I need to borrow your camera. Yes, I know I already have seven. It's for, uh, reasons."
KimJongSpoon
YES!!!
complainertm
This comment just destroyed me
firesail
FINISH HIM
ian2stutz
I am whelmed.
honeyham420glazeit
It's a reference to the classic: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls
OPgynDelivers
Half repost, half OC. Half an upvote?
captlush
Thanks!
Toqueman
Ah yes, I remember this one
mitchrz
And it was all solved with a MIRROR!
almostsomething182
Pretty ingenious if you ask me
mitchrz
I work in machine vision for automation, mirrors can be very practical in solving problems where space is a luxury and for reduction of cams
Wizgand
If you lack the strength to bend your fingers does it mean that someone can bend them for you or are they just not bendable at all?
tongueJabber
I bet Bender Bending Rodriguez can bend those fingers.
volatiley
Everything is bendable
OrigamiEater
Even I'm bendable. But that, dear children, is contortionism, and is in fact a fetish in some societies.
Amazingly3D
Are we really not going to talk about the horse in pics 4 and 8???
TittyFuckedByHobbits
Someone finally had the courage to ask. Kudos!
MistressLyda
No, we are not. There is no horse in the pictures.
Squirrelprophecies
Or the Bender pun?
TemporaryUzername
who's we? if you want to talk about it, go ahead.
Quirillion
I'll ask: how can you type?
ImTotallyNotBob
Unsure if anyone asked this: But how can he fap?
TheDeceptikron
The 2 handed method.
dbrsong
And he makes a shadow duck for your other question ;-)
Captjama
cousteau
Well, JRR Tolkien wrote all his books with 2 fingers, or so says the Internet, so...
FernandoRumdebum
Like every single older person who's ever asked you for tech help - pointing at one key at a time
DarnellBrown8
Wait so op has Muppet hands?
volatiley
Finger paint ocr
joey92lx
Very slowly...
Maniko
...how... how...can he fap?
Ignition101
Or smash his pole? Real question.
backporchprophet
A whole lotta wapptaptaptapwappwapwaptapptap
shivnz
he uses his nose.
Maniko
...how... how...can he fap?
PaulVegetov
Normies have girlfriend
BlueTyphoon
http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/c/c7/Typing_with_gloves_on.PNG
TheCaydeUnit
I was raised by a cup of coffee.
ImaginarySuccess
+1 for Strongbad!
RottenKitten
Maybe this disorder was the cause why Trevor the Vampire never ended his email. He just give up.
TheDee
I'm still wondering how he masturbates.
RottenKitten
Perhaps is related to his g-spot.
retgarr
Ever seen someone use a stick to start a fire?
BurgundyBurrito
Imagine, if you will, a Lego hand
backporchprophet
With his feet.
jonbenwaa
Feverishly
ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
saturnscape
Well, that answers that.
OverthoughtUnderedited
That's good shit
secretilluminatininja
It makes me very sad that it's one up vote away from 3k
BeerSeer
His sense of humour is inspiring.
The22ndDoctor
So, I have to ask, how did you hit a P and a Q so close together? https://xkcd.com/1530/
anabanona531
"All your hands" dude already knows it's a spider
The22ndDoctor
WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
Sklumlord
Ok that's fucking hilarious.. Dude is awesome
Vaanhalen
This guy's hilarious.we need him on imgur
Rurifax
Hey @ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks (That name doe) got the same disorder myself, or well arthrogryposis multiplex congenita (Amc) 1/2
Rurifax
Is it only Arthro you got or a more complex disorder? I got it from my shoulders and down, but I can bend my fingers but not my elbows 2/?
Rurifax
But my real question is, how fast can you type? I only got like 6 fingers that work well enough for typing. Anyhow, awesome picture set 3/3
danzafan37
You. I like you
Quirillion
Of course, I just had to try it with my own hands...
ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
juliarobertsvaginadentata
I find that strangely hypnotic, such a weird combination of delicate touches and dexterity.
DoctorWhoots420
But... How did you make that video..
Quirillion
Interesting, thanks for that. On a lighter note, does this mean you can't pick you nose?
ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/19k9a1/i_cannot_bend_any_of_my_fingers_so_there_have/ Here is the original!
ChickenStripsAndLickinSticks
OP is not me, he just left a lot of photos in his original post that I get to steal from :)