snooabusiness
74330
2431
83
Front page edit: Ya'll all go out to Waffle House and have a polite conversation (listen!) with someone with whom you disagree. This polarization ain't good.
jeffbob
'Do you have a flag!? No flag, no country's. Eddie Izzard
NeverEnoughFoxes
I claim Delaware for tax purposes.
VitaminT
The most annoying kids are the ones that claim every toy as “mine” and don’t want to share and cry when you correct them. Same thing here.
ReginaKasteen
Rhianmnop
It seems we all agree regarding that kid.
MrSmilingDeath
I claim Colorado as my personal greenhouse.
YouSignedTheGodDamnedContract
Ah Colorado, the state that's still on fire that everyone forgot about because of the election, good choice. I choose Washington
MrSmilingDeath
Just means all the weed is already lit
Muunk
I hereby claim this planet for Muunk. Let it be so.
crazywowow
I for one welcome our new Muunk overlord. Oh also could you see that I get a new motorcycle out of the deal ? Thanks. All hail Muunk !!!
tidepool
All hail Muunk!
Zulljin4
All hail Muunk!
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Do you have a flaaaaag?
dunkel
Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!
GeeBrainWhatDoYouWantToDoTonight
I claim Oregon... for reasons.
TlsGrz
I claim your mom
Ultratoxic
We out here claiming shit? In that case, I claim a mansion in malibu and all the weed in the closest dispensary
professionalConfirmologist
I claim my home state of FL. I am now dictator governor. Felons must be given ballots today & we will wait to confirm victor until counted.
TheBeautifulUnicorn
“But I declared it”.
DesdemonaMoor
States are beach chairs and Trump just claimed them with his towels!
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I claim the Playboy mansion. You guys can all come over for a huge party that would make Hef proud after we overrun the bourgeoisie.
greyspears
Jesus man you could have claimed any famous place in the world and you claim a house with oldmans cumstains.
Mayzowl
I claim North Dakota as a wildlife preserve, it's just me and a few Republican moose up here anyway.
Slytherwin
He didn't say it, he declared it
catherinecc
Hereby
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
He said 'hereby' so you know it's legally binding.
Thisisheavydoc
I scrolled too far before seeing this
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
The decree from the king has been declared!!! All must abide and submit to his declaration or die!!!
CakeShapedPie
It only counts if he goes there and licks everything.
drainbamage1011
I DECLARE...PRESIDENCY!!!!!
GerberLegalTeam
So what does "for electoral vote purposes" even mean here?
ReginaKasteen
Just letting everyone know that he's not seizing the entire state as his personal fief, you know, as is the king's divine right. /s
LinguisticBitch
I'll claim Florida. Just to kick the snowbirds out.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
We have also claimed the states of North Gerfloop, New Juricle, Hargia, Wolpie, East Olkiana, South Flifornia and New Dilingledon!!!
BedBugDude
spudpicker
This sentence could be Trump's email signature.
Canucklesammich
When that $400m comes due in the next couple years, he'll be sayin this for the 7th time
AShartInTheWind
$400m? Last I saw, the info was suggesting that he owed over a billion.
Canucklesammich
Yeah, but iirc most of that's due later. 400+m is due in the next couple years.
ExoCyberBit
I claim the moon!
SmokyDoggg
If he gets booted maybe he'll claim insanity. You know, as in front of a judge...
LovelyMover
I’ve claimed Utah! Cos aliens.
zeacorzeppelin10
I claim Hawaii as part of New York
SecretlyARedPanda
I claim New York solely to change its name back to New Amsterdam.
zeacorzeppelin10
Okay and we will have weed like Amsterdam
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I claim a mountain cabin in Colorado, a Buffy the Vampire Slayer complete series DVD box set, a beer, and an RTX 3080 Ti, for funsies.
Subaruislife
Just one beer?
ImplodingPumpkin
Claim me too and you'll have yourself a nice time
belovedlover
just a beer?
LicensedAdHominem
I claim your beer.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
FAK
colbyshmolby56
Buffy!!
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
metalrulercid
I claim Buffy the vampire layer for uhhh private purposes
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Dude. That’s why there’s a Buddy Bot.
absentmind13
One beer?!?
perchingbird
Why not claim the whole computer?
lauraInternetJunkie
Wow. Can I join your claim. I'll come with a claim of fine wines, French bread and cheese boards
MisterLemons
Claiming one Rx6900xt for science of course
GreenAppel
Nice
bonosboner
I’m afraid your mountain cabin has burned to the ground with everything you own.
jimbotherisenclown
I claim the specific RTX 3080 Ti you claimed. Because I want it, so it's mine. That's how this works, right?
pareidoliaperson
I claim Buffy herself!
MlZann
Pfff 3090ti or bust
sadfatginger5
No, no. We’re only claiming whole states here. I hereby claim the state of chronic depression
Marukina
I claim the state of arousal, wait... what?
Subaruislife
I claim the state of fear
OneFun
astamurti
I claim solids and Bose-Einstein condensates.
Baalzak
Well you're going to have to pry it out of my anxiously fidgeting hands!
Christx30
I claim the state of panic!
TheHonestPenguin
3080Ti! those haven't even been announced, you'll still probably get it before my 3080 ships though
interrobangster
AFAIK the Ti cards are nomore? Like there is now a 3090 instead of previously a 2080Ti
TheHonestPenguin
3090 is so they can make a truly balls to the wall card @ a crazy premium, once they're binning more chips between 90 and 80, 80ti will come
interrobangster
Yeah, and we also have seen other Ti variants pop up.
Zeboku
Yup. I wonder if we'll get the 3080 this year
TheHonestPenguin
I was a day 1 purchaser. Was 270th in the queue, now 202nd. Unless production rapidly increases I'm not getting it this year - bought day 1!
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Why you think I want one, as long as we're wishing out here
CityYeti
Just 1 beer? Why not a keg?
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
B/c he didn’t say the beer’s size. It could be 1 beer the size of Rhode Island
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
I believe in moderation also the altitude change will probably fuck with my tolerance
KanzenChowa
By legal observers he means people from his campaign right?
Punk1209
My suspicion is he's making it known to the electoral voters they better not be "faithless voters". Too bad they barely have penalties
NateKindaGreat
Yes, basically. It's also a complete lie. PA law allows partisan observers of both ballot processing and counting. Just making shit up.
smashpro1
And also, ballot counters in PA legally cannot work until tomorrow. 30,000 had to be replaced last month because a company delivered...
smashpro1
misprinted ones, so they had to be corrected. The state Election Board has to meet before counting can continue.
bogus1983
Oh yeah? Well,
bogus1983
...not sure why the Martian flag has a planet with a ring around it, maybe they joined the Jovians.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
He’s my favorite Looney Tune!!
cptnjackharkness
I claim all US states. You are now under Canadian rule.
bekindtoanimals
Thank you!!!!
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
glacialbae
Oh thank goodness
OneUpperSteve
I claim 21.4768163, -157.9932683 with a 200 mile/322 km spherical radius, for, reasons.
SteamGoblin
I mean, if you just went with a 250mile radius you could have just calmed the whole state.. Much better for tax purposes.
ghsdkgb
The island of O'ahu? Along with 200 miles above it?
OneUpperSteve
Yes please
MoonMoon89
I claim Rhode Island for my own personal use.
FallingStar7669
Dude, you can have it. Just let me visit Dave & Busters once in a while, yeah?
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
I hereby claim Canada.
AuralOcean
Mom said I get Rhode Island until 7pm!
Cats2cats
Sorry my niece already had dibs since she lives there.
snooabusiness
Filthy leaf peeper...
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
this deserves more upvotes
Nanowave
As an Aussie I don't know what this means but I like it
Holofractalist
What you gunna do with it?
Fynndango
JanewayOut
Just leave Newport county, you can have the rest.
DisgruntledFerret
...I mean, it worked for Roger Williams.
Ltrain5
But no longer the Providence plantations
[deleted]
[deleted]
roundandround
It's not like anyone really acknowledged the plantations part.
PoorlyContrivedUsername
Get in line, Buddy.
taivaanporttiteoria
I'm claiming Anaheim, California. Anyone know how to operate roller coaster?
LeTourdeFrance
You can't do it here. It must be done through official documentation. Twitter that is.
kahooki
I claim Hawaii.
DungeonMaster69
That's not how this works dude... you gotta announce your claim in twitter, not here
stolie
Is it an island though?
roundandround
I am the king of pancake island. It's an island in rhode island.
LtKifKroker
I claim Trumps assets..oh wait i think deutsche beat me to it.
roundandround
What are you gonna do with us?
HypersonicHero
Dibs on Hawaii
Iamatinylittlebanana
All hail God emperor moonmoon89
SexyAttackHelicopter
... and the Providence Plantations
lindydanny
You can have it...
kingkongkeom
Isnt Rhode Island already fucked enough by it's own residents?
SmokeRock
I read this in his voice.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Why would you want this state?
ShinyHoeFromACynicalTower
As a Rhode Islander I questioned this as well.
iamthemanwithnoname
Can we claim states for other purposes? I claim Georgia for playing DnD on a Thursday night purposes.
screwzog126
Georgia respectfully declines. But suggests the entire pacific coast if fairies and witches are your leaning...
iamthemanwithnoname
You can't decline. I claimed it. Your votes and opinions don't count if I claim it.
screwzog126
STOP THE COUNT
Breadite
Even with the entire state of Georgia I doubt you can get 4 people to have the same availability.
lynnluna
Buddy of mine would take the afternoon off for DnD by claiming the day was for religious purposes.
DGNightwing95
Better have been playing a cleric or paladin.
enferno8
You know I bet a good lawyer could use that.
DGNightwing95
kutku
Ooh, Thursday doesn't work for me...
CassandraCat
My cats quinceanera is on Thursdays, I can do Wednesdays and saturday evening and sunday morning at 6am, but only till 7.30am
daliamonra
I claim Kansas. It is big and flat and will be great for laying out a grid with massive figurines.
ooglecat
Yooooooo, today is Thursday and I have dnd tonight!!
REALLYREALLYRIDICULOUSLYGOODLOOKINGMALEMODEL
Hell yeah, im in!
MissyWentMissing
Friday night would work for me.
Snooj
I claim Alabama for a real-life zombie escape simulation LARP.
T4CTIC4LB4CON
I'm in.
PimpinKen
Can i come? I have a level 13 rogue who has only murdered half a village... he let the other half go
noahmkern
I claim Georgia on Friday for hula hoop practise.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
I claim Washington State. DIBS!
SundaeSchool
I'd rather play cyberpunk
snooabusiness
In Atlanta I believe there's a fairly strong D&D following. I'm not in it, cuz kids, but I've heard it's there...
textilelover
I played even while the kids were tiny, we just made people come to our place and had dinner then started after bedtime. Now they play too.
Idoitallforthecookies
Dont know about D&D but I used to go to a Vampire the Masquerade LARP and some other table top games regularly.
DGNightwing95
Thursdays a no go for me, what about friday?
hipshopbutcanthap
No Friday I work the late shift and jerry won't cover.
DanDavidsen
I can do monday, but we have to start playing around midnight
Robgoblin88
Why is Jerry always such a useless turd?
SideEffectsOfJuice
Meh, just claim another state and then sell it. Then you won't have to work anymore.
DGNightwing95
Fuckin Jerry.
idkalan
It's actually Gary now
hipshopbutcanthap
Soon to be Larry.
DGNightwing95