Always practice your swordsmanship

Sep 14, 2026 12:48 AM

Huor

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If only the focus jumped around more...

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I feel like I could win a swordfight against a katana master. I would just stab them during the six minutes they take to strike their different poses. *draws sword* *days pass* *move to high strike ready pose* *months go by* *swings sword once a little bit* *seasons change* *move to low guard pose* *glaciers recede* *swing a little bit again* *heat death of the universe* *move to rest pose* *elder gods die of old age* *resheaths sword*

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone got name of song??

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like exercise...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected them to be different people, considering the difference in wall color…..

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

David Miller wept.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I take it that she’s not big on partying and pre-marital sex.

AND NOW THAT THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATE…

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

It takes a lot of dedication and at least a modicum of natural skill to be good with a sword, and I applaud those who still keep it around, but...well. THIS IS AMERICA! *sounds of gunfire* ( I know she isn't american, but the joke was right there)

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Do you think kendo practitioners are like doom-preppers, where they're always secretly hoping for society's collapse so they can smugly demonstrate their martial prowess to the normies?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope so. Otherwise, what's the point?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I learned the sword from sensei Seagal back in the day and practiced it here and there. Never had to use it but the movements of the sword and Aikido are very similar.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was kinda hoping her reflection got cut in two and you slowly see her top half slide away at an angle

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd happily be samurai momma's stay at home papa. Or die trying

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can I defeat her when she mimics my every move son perfectly?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I assumed that the mirror was going to be struck and now I'm a little disappointed. This place has ruined me.

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If you have the sound on you can tell by the music what kind of video it's going to be.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I thought the reflection was going to attack her from behind! Ninja movies have ruined me!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that she has thoroughly intimidated that mirror, it will never mess with her again.

3 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

I think the mirror was at least as intimidating

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mirror:

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mirror has seen things. Like my butthole and other things, sometimes in my butthole.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't look nearly as cool when I practice with my sword.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was it because Indiana Jones was there?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gotta have the baggy flowy clothes. They make the movements look way more fluid. Also it would help if you got an actually sword instead of that 'butter knife' you keep playing with

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd say it's too big to be a butter knife, pizza cutter maybe? (Also way to damn heavy for the moves she does!)

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well damn, I was making a joke about masturbation and penis size. I suppose you'd need a style of a bit more European provenance if you want any grace swinging that.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 days ago (deleted Sep 15, 2026 1:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He's turning from Conan into Cohen. https://youtu.be/aYHFMuvCsr0

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1