I feel like I could win a swordfight against a katana master. I would just stab them during the six minutes they take to strike their different poses. *draws sword* *days pass* *move to high strike ready pose* *months go by* *swings sword once a little bit* *seasons change* *move to low guard pose* *glaciers recede* *swing a little bit again* *heat death of the universe* *move to rest pose* *elder gods die of old age* *resheaths sword*
It takes a lot of dedication and at least a modicum of natural skill to be good with a sword, and I applaud those who still keep it around, but...well. THIS IS AMERICA! *sounds of gunfire* ( I know she isn't american, but the joke was right there)
Do you think kendo practitioners are like doom-preppers, where they're always secretly hoping for society's collapse so they can smugly demonstrate their martial prowess to the normies?
I learned the sword from sensei Seagal back in the day and practiced it here and there. Never had to use it but the movements of the sword and Aikido are very similar.
You gotta have the baggy flowy clothes. They make the movements look way more fluid. Also it would help if you got an actually sword instead of that 'butter knife' you keep playing with
Well damn, I was making a joke about masturbation and penis size. I suppose you'd need a style of a bit more European provenance if you want any grace swinging that.
PedanticAsshat
If only the focus jumped around more...
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
I feel like I could win a swordfight against a katana master. I would just stab them during the six minutes they take to strike their different poses. *draws sword* *days pass* *move to high strike ready pose* *months go by* *swings sword once a little bit* *seasons change* *move to low guard pose* *glaciers recede* *swing a little bit again* *heat death of the universe* *move to rest pose* *elder gods die of old age* *resheaths sword*
Tuneh
Anyone got name of song??
bloxxing
looks like exercise...
charondaboatman
I expected them to be different people, considering the difference in wall color…..
TheMoonBnuuy
David Miller wept.
TheMellowPeril
I take it that she’s not big on partying and pre-marital sex.
AND NOW THAT THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATE…
MundySeme
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHFnaWZuY2wzcWk4ZXFqMTI0czFmcmUyNDd5djJqanF3bDYzajN0ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kRmg8zeReOYXm/200w.webp
anjeleyezjr
It takes a lot of dedication and at least a modicum of natural skill to be good with a sword, and I applaud those who still keep it around, but...well. THIS IS AMERICA! *sounds of gunfire* ( I know she isn't american, but the joke was right there)
Grandolddrummer
iamahorriblemonsterwhodeservesdeath
Do you think kendo practitioners are like doom-preppers, where they're always secretly hoping for society's collapse so they can smugly demonstrate their martial prowess to the normies?
Grandolddrummer
I hope so. Otherwise, what's the point?
UgurhanOmerGunc
I learned the sword from sensei Seagal back in the day and practiced it here and there. Never had to use it but the movements of the sword and Aikido are very similar.
MeshHatMafia
Was kinda hoping her reflection got cut in two and you slowly see her top half slide away at an angle
jalcantara88127001
I'd happily be samurai momma's stay at home papa. Or die trying
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
How can I defeat her when she mimics my every move son perfectly?
BIC777
I assumed that the mirror was going to be struck and now I'm a little disappointed. This place has ruined me.
KaijuIsekai
If you have the sound on you can tell by the music what kind of video it's going to be.
uzlonewolf
NM156
Man, I thought the reflection was going to attack her from behind! Ninja movies have ruined me!
LegsAreOverrated
Now that she has thoroughly intimidated that mirror, it will never mess with her again.
abbreviated
I think the mirror was at least as intimidating
YippeeKayakOB
mirror:
LiarLiarPantsUntier
My mirror has seen things. Like my butthole and other things, sometimes in my butthole.
JustBoone
I don't look nearly as cool when I practice with my sword.
Returned
Was it because Indiana Jones was there?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
You gotta have the baggy flowy clothes. They make the movements look way more fluid. Also it would help if you got an actually sword instead of that 'butter knife' you keep playing with
JustBoone
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Well damn, I was making a joke about masturbation and penis size. I suppose you'd need a style of a bit more European provenance if you want any grace swinging that.
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ArkoneAxon
He's turning from Conan into Cohen. https://youtu.be/aYHFMuvCsr0