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Sep 21, 2021 12:58 PM
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Starkill3r98
Me too buddy, me too.
sfrinlan
It's not a rest_room, it's a re_stroom. You got there when you're not stroom in order to be stroom again, or re-stroom.
cpcgamer
Bad cycle? It hits us all.
BisquiteenTrisket
apparently, pooping like a samurai is peak efficiency
gingerirl
When you have in-laws over it's a place to hide and rest...
Sengir79
This is me right now, almost at the point where I have to get naked to continue
andino66
Oh Guillermo, you should really drink more water.
Deleteded
I believe it's easier wrest, as in wrestling.
laxyone
Rendova
The Plop Shop.
chrisinsocalif
Maybe they are having a miscarriage.
StrayCatsMakeGreatKibble
Supposedly it stems from refreshing yourself with the wash basin (sink) AKA taking a respite. I assumed it was "and the rest" room as a kid.
snurx
Or because "poop closet" didn't sound as appealing.
banananutcheerios
Lactose intolerance is no fucking joke.
CathyGarrett
Scallion420
In Europe it is simply called "toilet". And fruit and veg are important
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
The muscles that prevent you from taking a #1 or #2 are relaxing and thus "resting".
charlotteeloise01
Is this a period joke because every month I'm literally bleeding to death
OlderWiser
TheUnstoppableWampas
STOP. EATING. TACO. BELL. FOR. EVERY. MEAL!
prettydumb
dont. type. like. this. it. makes. you. seem. like. a. child. :(.
TheUnstoppableWampas
That was the point. I'm glad I was able to convey that point and for you to pick up on it too! Shame you had to be a dick about it.
apathyisakiller
Subway or tikka shak does this to me. It shuts me down for like an hour.
thelocalcorner
Its actualy a different spelling of the wrestroom which is short for wrestle room.
Jyeroan
Currently me right now, that spicy food is fighting back
Pensionar
"laughs in European" "Toilet"
SauceWizard
Because if you loose, you can rest in piss
Nuclearwaste9
They never show toilets in star trek which means it's transported in space directly.
cab435
nojustsayitdont
Ohoh. Another Ad account. Someone asked the other day: why create fake accounts, what is the point? Answer: this. This is 1/
nojustsayitdont
the point. Use your bot army for running ads on imgur.
Imakeupvoices
... this is my only account though. Don't be rude. I was just asking for support.
Number10envelope
Try a squatty potty
JohnNeufeld
The Squat Throne.
Harryteeters
Smoothest poops I've ever taken. They just glide right out
XezareMelcadra
This made me burst out laughing, relatable when dying on the throne
AMR300
This. It's way more healthy than western styled toilet. It literally can solve some of the problems people have with stomach
GrosseChung
Humans are designed to squat while shitting, it’s just anatomy
WoundedZetian
This. Best thing ever
theeAndikrist
I have an American toilet. Sometimes standing up for a few seconds helps thing along. Between poop episodes. NOT during.
Nuggzs
Hmmm.... this person is not wearing anything below the waist at all...
AmHumanNotLizardMan
I always take my trousers and pants off and put them on the bath so they don't touch the floor or toilet. I live with humans that somehow
AmHumanNotLizardMan
manage to dribble piss down the front of the toilet and on the floor. SOMEHOW
Nuggzs
You mean you live with "other" humans... Right AmHumanNotLizardMan...?
IanWolff
As someone with IBS, sometimes you just spend the time on the crapper like that..
JessicasJonesing
I often fantasize about having telekinesis that would allow me to encase the poo within me and slither it out of myself cleanly, anywhere.
BYERE
I… don’t know how to react to this comment… but your idea is spreading.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Oh maaan. That would be sweeet. For me, Nirvana is a one and done poop with one wipe. Love that. *washes my hands* *chefs kiss*
GeForcen
Do you think Mr Fantastic can just enlarge the exit and just quickly move everything out of himself?
JLB36602
That superpower sounds kinda...shitty.
JessicasJonesing
You could make money just flushing out impacted colons, safely removing light bulbs, fishing out worms, etc. A true hero.
Bystandr
You need to drink more water and cut down your portion sizes a bit. That will go a long way in that direction.
JessicasJonesing
Still requires wiping and the potential for diarrhea is always there. Could safely water bend that shit out without it staining your undies
hairytrigga
tech1337
This
CanOnlySayYes
That’s exactly how I felt reading that comment
StarSumiaki
I can't decide if this is better or worse than JK Rowling's "Wizards would relieve themselves where they were and magic it away" thing.
hwatL4bloopy
Lol now all I can think of is wizards just casting like Levipoopus and just absolutely chucking it in any direction.
GeneralWho
RoutemasterFlash
Wizard chimps are very fond of that spell.
SeaSpace
hehehheh
StarSumiaki
Expecto Pootronum
GeneralWho
JessicasJonesing
Just walking down the street and a poo snake slides out my pants leg and down the road drain without a trace. We can dream.
Kastovin
NoodlesWthADHD
Jackofslayers
Confused unzipping noises
Primary1
I don't like this and I'm downvoting it
CptRobotNinja
I want to bear your children
rundrewrun
Bruh this is beautiful
Vilgashem
Give me exactly one more fantasy, whether or not it’s relevant, just because you’re interesting.
JessicasJonesing
Telekinesis could also be used as an invisible dildo or to make your own dick feel bigger in a chick. "Looks like a 4, feels like a 14"
Vilgashem
You could have said literally anything.
Daeyelle
I’m happy they said that actually, let’s me go off on my own fantasies now
MtMuschmore
And yet we were given something so perfect.
JessicasJonesing
Remember the ghost sex scene in Scary Movie 2? You could reenact that alone with telekinesis.