Time to assemble

Dec 7, 2015 5:23 PM

Zewzur

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#8 Hold the phone...no wait, I got this.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not a superhero, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do they hate bottled water so much?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Such a happy samurai

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bing boing dooty coming for that booty

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#17 welp there goes my girlfriend.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We only need these people and Linda and we will defeat ISIS

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No.1 turned the tables on that situation alright

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You know these people are badass when Spider-Man's moves seem lackluster.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#16 gave me the biggest ladyboner

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nick Bateman. He's on instagram.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Merci!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last one is just OP derping about

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

All that's missing is Linda

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you think you forgot your phone at home but then feel it in your pocket

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Tom Knapp. RIP, man

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who's Tom Knapp?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy with the shotgun shooting trap. Old exhibition shooter who used to do shows, passed away a few years back

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I googeled him. Impressive guy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can dodge a table, you can dodge a ball.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

the kid on the phone.... wtf was he talking about?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hi. Yeah, I'm currently blowing it up. Yep. Stuffin' it now. All done, 'sup with you?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello?... Busy? No i can talk.. Oh not much, callin' and ballin' hbu?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello?... Busy? No i can talk.. Oh not much, callin' and ballin' hbu?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the sword girl's little giggle at the end.

10 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 6

And that little jump for joy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Yatta!"

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Goes from badass to adorable in .02 seconds.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck the table, she caught that chair?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She caught a couple and was ready for more!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 That look...

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I would do and let him do unspeakable thing.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

mmhmmm

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

@nick_bateman on insta. he's a dream come true (cute dog, hot bod, cool bo staff skills)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ok, I have to ask: where is the dog?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG, I'm love now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like a douche. Downvote away ladies!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

No way I'm downvoting that gif! Maybe in real life he is a douche but in this gif I will always upvote!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he makes my nether-regions tingle

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Cutest samurai in the world

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Man I hope card throwing guy is on my side

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

pretty sure that's gambit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he's with the X-men. He's on their side. ;)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, Leaving At The Wrong Moment Man. He will be most remembered.

10 years ago | Likes 1056 Dislikes 4

most taekwon-do fighters and kickboxers do this on a daily basis, not that big of a feat(from a fighter's perspective)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once left the room to pee moments before a girl with huge boobs attempted to hula hoop and sprung them out of the top of her dress.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me every time =(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to be this girl, but I love chips

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cmon. Get a real addiction!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who can hear her kiai?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He is the Blitz!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE GENTLEMAN!!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is it wrong that she's my new crush?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"Karen? Karen I forgot my water bot...for fuck's sake Karen. Not again."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Premature Evacuation Man?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Niiiiooocccce!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Unzips.....:l

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is beautiful and dangerous. I'm in love.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When he fully unlocks his potential, he might become Leaving At Just The Right Moment Man, and save himself from a terrible fate.

10 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

Essintially a male "Domino" without the guns :D

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He will require much training. Many leaves at the wrong moment. It will be painful. But only with pain do we become more than we are.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Beautiful

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would read this.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aka the blitz

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Ahhh maaaan

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I clicked next post too quickly! IM NOT THE BLITZ THOUGH. Please no. I'm not the blitz.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#17, umm, yes please.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

I'd lose a leg if I tried doing that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nick Bateman is definitely a yes please

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably hangs out with #9

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

@nick_bateman on insta. you're welcome

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I thought I recognized him from there. He came up on my recommended people to follow recently what a coincidence.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think i know who i'd totally go gay for.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite superpower. Taking my clothes off while doing flips down a trampoline.

10 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 1

Please dont take off the boxers, oh no hes gonna get naked...thank god he didnt get naked

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damien Walters is a champ at moving while getting nekked

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I bet he has fun getting into bed with new partners. "Here watch this"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this is how I let my GF know its sexy time

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hot AF

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's flippin' nuts - My reaction and a reasonable narration

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

MRW she calls me to bed.

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He might fit better with the Mystery Men.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How accurate was the shot

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah... That dude. I remember him

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hawkeye

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like Mystery Men meets League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

10 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

So if you ever want a unexpected laugh, listen to the DVD commentary on LoEG. Its weird at first, they cut it into two groups and go back1/2

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

and forth. But on group is these Irish actors who talk about how they just messed with Sean Connery off camera mostly becuz they were told..

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

not to make fun of him or impersonate him; instructions they completely ignored.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

League of Extraordinary Mystery Men

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

feat. Spiderman

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Today I peed through my fly hole without getting pee on myself and I feel pretty good about that.

10 years ago | Likes 477 Dislikes 6

you didn't mention the alligator attack though..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an inspiration to us all!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks it's way more work to fish through the fly hole than to just pull your shorts down?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or jamming your ballsack in the zipper :/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you pee through your fly hole

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Because he's too small to pull it through

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one can ever take that away from you. You will be in our third phase Avengers hiring round.

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Were probably all fucked if it gets to round 3.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The real winner here

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a person with a vagina, im really fucking jealous

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

There are she-wee things. I mean I wouldn't, but they're out there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a transguy, you can do it, you can aim it

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

please tell me more i wanna aim

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does anybody know the backstory for this one? I would really love to know what was going on here.

10 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

They needed a Hulk.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hulk smash.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ordered wrong tablecloths?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Precious had enough of your shit" move

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/Bk4dTivDlAQ happened back in 2013

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Table frisbee.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like the entire place was battling already.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone stole her sweetroll

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

See, what happened was, someone made her angry. And they didn't like her when she was angry.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was trying to get her point across in the most sensible way possible.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think she was tabling their opinions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like she found a very sui-table way of expressing herself.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

oh boy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. If i had to pick a theme for this event. It would be "Mass Sensibility"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perfect, we win the internet. Someone throw the switch, it'll never get better than this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a nigga seen it on words tar hip hop. Tranies wildin

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Wat?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sry i was drunk that's a dude! It was a trani competition

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Translation.that is a gentleman in a transgender disguise.i seen it on worldstar hip-hop. Transgender's are goin a but crazy there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I missed her catching those two chairs like it was nothing the first time

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I don't think I saw the table throwing the first time around.

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Or that she did it all while holding her purse

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Holy shit you're right

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It looks like she only caught one of those chairs

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Throws table, deflects chair, catches chair. I want her on my side in a dust up.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a trap shooter, that is BADASS

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Tom Knapp was awesome check out his videos shame he passed away dude was insane with a shotgun

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Do you shoot ATA?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm really new, still shooting mostly wobble, but doing doubles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've shot for a few years now. B class doubles shooter, 25 handicap, and AA singles shooter. I love the sport

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you kill black people for a living?

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So ignorant... Only Transexuals

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TRAP shooter. As in chillin in the TRAP. Cmon people. Get with it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't figure out if you're a troll or just brutally stupid.....

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Trap = synonym for ghetto. Most people who live there are black. Trap shooter sounds like he goes there and shoots people. It's a pun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What...?

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not for a living, no.

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At least YOU got the joke. Unlike 19 other people, apparently.

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Do people not like the joke or do they just not get it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Tom Knapp!! This was for a video for Benelli Shotguns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5uHt4AwYb4

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"The Benelliii shotgun"

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I've seen him do a show in person a handful of times. Its even better in real life.

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I can only imagine. The guy that shot/shoots for Beretta is really god damn good too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fCJ80slFE

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Shame he passed away, trick shooting world was left with a big hole to fill.

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Kink of like OP's mom.

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I remember seeing him on some show and I was astounded

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You should've seen him in person, he was as good a showman as a shooter. Had a really cool vaudeville feel to his show

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He was also extremely down to earth to talk too, he loved working with kids

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He was in town once and I only found out after, I was so bummed!

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