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Dec 7, 2015 5:23 PM
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astronomygeek7
#8 Hold the phone...no wait, I got this.
CaseyBoydston
I'm not a superhero, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.
PaulHolioTheGreat
Why do they hate bottled water so much?
Jarr00t
Such a happy samurai
jurassicmark
FroggyFae
#17 welp there goes my girlfriend.
efusco12
We only need these people and Linda and we will defeat ISIS
Twinklepot
No.1 turned the tables on that situation alright
ParappaTheVelociraptor
You know these people are badass when Spider-Man's moves seem lackluster.
Tars5evr
https://media3.giphy.com/media/t2eBr71ACeDC0/giphy.gif
NothingTooPersonal
#16 gave me the biggest ladyboner
Quelquefois
Nick Bateman. He's on instagram.
NothingTooPersonal
Merci!
Bolitaire
The last one is just OP derping about
turtlepudding
All that's missing is Linda
PeanutBhudda
ringox
https://youtu.be/QIKqw-pTiJ0?t=1m57s
kyrtian
Always upvote Tom Knapp. RIP, man
McKavian
Who's Tom Knapp?
kyrtian
The guy with the shotgun shooting trap. Old exhibition shooter who used to do shows, passed away a few years back
McKavian
I googeled him. Impressive guy.
copingcabana
If you can dodge a table, you can dodge a ball.
valen00
the kid on the phone.... wtf was he talking about?
JasonThorn
"Hi. Yeah, I'm currently blowing it up. Yep. Stuffin' it now. All done, 'sup with you?"
Ynigmatik
Hello?... Busy? No i can talk.. Oh not much, callin' and ballin' hbu?
Ynigmatik
Hello?... Busy? No i can talk.. Oh not much, callin' and ballin' hbu?
IHaveBecomePartOfThis
Love the sword girl's little giggle at the end.
JasonThorn
And that little jump for joy.
anomalyraven
"Yatta!"
JoshyFreddy
Goes from badass to adorable in .02 seconds.
Orpheus
Fuck the table, she caught that chair?
fishiearchitect
She caught a couple and was ready for more!
thymus
#17 That look...
SpaceyLacey42
I would do and let him do unspeakable thing.
ashke77
mmhmmm
MagicallyBabelicious
@nick_bateman on insta. he's a dream come true (cute dog, hot bod, cool bo staff skills)
thymus
Ok, I have to ask: where is the dog?
MagicallyBabelicious
https://www.instagram.com/p/-kGQePFOgK/
thymus
OMG, I'm love now
fathersisterberzerker
He looks like a douche. Downvote away ladies!
thymus
No way I'm downvoting that gif! Maybe in real life he is a douche but in this gif I will always upvote!
cossettetape
he makes my nether-regions tingle
ChanningTastum
Cutest samurai in the world
BigStif42
Man I hope card throwing guy is on my side
ScreamedStableBoy
pretty sure that's gambit
TheRealMisterSavage
No, he's with the X-men. He's on their side. ;)
samsonguy920
Apollo1989
most taekwon-do fighters and kickboxers do this on a daily basis, not that big of a feat(from a fighter's perspective)
AnythingMuchShorter
I once left the room to pee moments before a girl with huge boobs attempted to hula hoop and sprung them out of the top of her dress.
btimup
Me every time =(
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
I want to be this girl, but I love chips
Ohond
Cmon. Get a real addiction!
Meqad
Am I the only one who can hear her kiai?
Shineupordown
He is the Blitz!
WhistlePigger
THE GENTLEMAN!!
MrStarkLord
Is it wrong that she's my new crush?
BabiesDippedInFondue
"Karen? Karen I forgot my water bot...for fuck's sake Karen. Not again."
StarmanUltra
Premature Evacuation Man?
Jerenemy
Niiiiooocccce!
9441282192
Unzips.....:l
Thatavus
She is beautiful and dangerous. I'm in love.
McFancyPants
When he fully unlocks his potential, he might become Leaving At Just The Right Moment Man, and save himself from a terrible fate.
journeymanjina
Essintially a male "Domino" without the guns :D
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
He will require much training. Many leaves at the wrong moment. It will be painful. But only with pain do we become more than we are.
spacepound
Beautiful
Nephus
I would read this.
usernameschmoosernamelosername
Aka the blitz
Ionlycommentfinggold
Ahhh maaaan
RealSnakesHaveCurves
I clicked next post too quickly! IM NOT THE BLITZ THOUGH. Please no. I'm not the blitz.
redloki55
#17, umm, yes please.
HanyouChris
I'd lose a leg if I tried doing that
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
Nick Bateman is definitely a yes please
redloki55
probably hangs out with #9
MagicallyBabelicious
@nick_bateman on insta. you're welcome
Smugglecats
I thought I recognized him from there. He came up on my recommended people to follow recently what a coincidence.
captainchubGODDAMNIT
i think i know who i'd totally go gay for.
QuenchiestCactusJuice
My favorite superpower. Taking my clothes off while doing flips down a trampoline.
SpontaneousHumanCombustion
Please dont take off the boxers, oh no hes gonna get naked...thank god he didnt get naked
Thedogmatrix
Damien Walters is a champ at moving while getting nekked
QuenchiestCactusJuice
I bet he has fun getting into bed with new partners. "Here watch this"
Rtaxx
this is how I let my GF know its sexy time
Supernerdtastic
Hot AF
AlbinoRhino53
That's flippin' nuts - My reaction and a reasonable narration
Mynameisalwaysrelevent
MRW she calls me to bed.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
fathersisterberzerker
He might fit better with the Mystery Men.
GIsLife
How accurate was the shot
hdgross
Oh yeah... That dude. I remember him
ssjtakashi
Hawkeye
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
It's like Mystery Men meets League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
WhiteTexan
So if you ever want a unexpected laugh, listen to the DVD commentary on LoEG. Its weird at first, they cut it into two groups and go back1/2
WhiteTexan
and forth. But on group is these Irish actors who talk about how they just messed with Sean Connery off camera mostly becuz they were told..
WhiteTexan
not to make fun of him or impersonate him; instructions they completely ignored.
daiconrad
League of Extraordinary Mystery Men
Hiawatha
feat. Spiderman
PaladinsAreReal
Today I peed through my fly hole without getting pee on myself and I feel pretty good about that.
JDevr
you didn't mention the alligator attack though..
WrongUn
You're an inspiration to us all!
UmaroXP
Am I the only one who thinks it's way more work to fish through the fly hole than to just pull your shorts down?
MonsieurBon
Or jamming your ballsack in the zipper :/
ArniePye
Why do you pee through your fly hole
teddy42
Because he's too small to pull it through
GreenAppleQuickStep
No one can ever take that away from you. You will be in our third phase Avengers hiring round.
MagicUpvote
Were probably all fucked if it gets to round 3.
anacctnamedphat
The real winner here
lmOIdGREEGG
As a person with a vagina, im really fucking jealous
CatasaurusRox
There are she-wee things. I mean I wouldn't, but they're out there.
PaladinsAreReal
http://imgur.com/t9gMfXM
Superwholockland
as a transguy, you can do it, you can aim it
lmOIdGREEGG
please tell me more i wanna aim
BeardRadio
Does anybody know the backstory for this one?
I would really love to know what was going on here.
eliottsworld
They needed a Hulk.
TallWall
Hulk smash.
MarcTheRN
Ordered wrong tablecloths?
ukininam
"Precious had enough of your shit" move
TheGIFingtree
https://youtu.be/Bk4dTivDlAQ happened back in 2013
bigwetdog
Table frisbee.
BeardRadio
It looks like the entire place was battling already.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Someone stole her sweetroll
TheGuardianFox
See, what happened was, someone made her angry. And they didn't like her when she was angry.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
She was trying to get her point across in the most sensible way possible.
Dezban
I think she was tabling their opinions.
TheBlackShakes
Looks like she found a very sui-table way of expressing herself.
elucidatefurther
oh boy
BeardRadio
Yes. If i had to pick a theme for this event. It would be "Mass Sensibility"
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Perfect, we win the internet. Someone throw the switch, it'll never get better than this.
ezzmann
That's a nigga seen it on words tar hip hop. Tranies wildin
limpspinach
Wat?
ezzmann
Sry i was drunk that's a dude! It was a trani competition
ezzmann
Translation.that is a gentleman in a transgender disguise.i seen it on worldstar hip-hop. Transgender's are goin a but crazy there.
PastaIsLife
I missed her catching those two chairs like it was nothing the first time
Goronhead
I don't think I saw the table throwing the first time around.
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Or that she did it all while holding her purse
zhdanovism
Holy shit you're right
cartmanstits
It looks like she only caught one of those chairs
MachinatioVitae
Throws table, deflects chair, catches chair. I want her on my side in a dust up.
onefaller
as a trap shooter, that is BADASS
forgetfulvegetarian
Tom Knapp was awesome check out his videos shame he passed away dude was insane with a shotgun
SirHugsABunch
Do you shoot ATA?
onefaller
I'm really new, still shooting mostly wobble, but doing doubles
SirHugsABunch
I've shot for a few years now. B class doubles shooter, 25 handicap, and AA singles shooter. I love the sport
UGEquinox
So you kill black people for a living?
shaunc13
So ignorant... Only Transexuals
Krispiez
TRAP shooter. As in chillin in the TRAP. Cmon people. Get with it.
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
I can't figure out if you're a troll or just brutally stupid.....
UGEquinox
Trap = synonym for ghetto. Most people who live there are black. Trap shooter sounds like he goes there and shoots people. It's a pun.
ManOfIce
What...?
onefaller
not for a living, no.
UGEquinox
At least YOU got the joke. Unlike 19 other people, apparently.
UGEquinox
Do people not like the joke or do they just not get it?
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
That's Tom Knapp!! This was for a video for Benelli Shotguns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5uHt4AwYb4
Drucifer1988
"The Benelliii shotgun"
engineeringcowboy
I've seen him do a show in person a handful of times. Its even better in real life.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I can only imagine. The guy that shot/shoots for Beretta is really god damn good too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fCJ80slFE
MidwestHollywood
Shame he passed away, trick shooting world was left with a big hole to fill.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Kink of like OP's mom.
exarkoontz
I remember seeing him on some show and I was astounded
kyrtian
You should've seen him in person, he was as good a showman as a shooter. Had a really cool vaudeville feel to his show
MidwestHollywood
He was also extremely down to earth to talk too, he loved working with kids
exarkoontz
He was in town once and I only found out after, I was so bummed!