JessicaSaenz
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I was walking past a church today when I learned a new commandment...
Mar 8, 2013 6:48 PM
JessicaSaenz
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kellygeneva
My church art gallery has a sign that says "Thou shalt not touch the artwork."
Raddek
"Thou Shalt Not Sign Online!" And so it was done, in the name of the Lord -- AoL 8.0
OriginalUsername2
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's parking spot.
RLBrown3
My church put those up. I cracked up when I saw them. Then I realized they put them on half the parking lot & disobeyed anyway.
flipperchup
11th commandment revised: unless you are: an ambulance, firetruck, police car. parking spot is reserved for god
Mindcrime
If thou park like this, f*** thou.
Flashgen
There's a similar sign for clergy parking at a nearby hospital.
LucifersSonSATAN
didnt hear about that one lol thanks OP
matto178
Ahh yes, as stated in the Book of Gandolf 2:13.
EvilCyantist
You're just a sign.. You can't tell me what to do!
bingokongen
This! - Here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7_G9ZX3Ieo
StewPedasso
Also on the third, dropped tablet: "Thou shalt not eat out Chinese food."
alphabitter
That must have been on the third, dropped tablet.
ThingsWithinThings
A church in my town has this too. I just find it incredibly lame and unoriginal to even smirk at it.
callmelyd
Niceeee
AmieeLemm15
woww that ia a truly nice img
upwardfeels
+1 for scroll down
F41c0n
Is this in Timmins?
MinxyJinx
Got heart palpatations. Thought it was West Point for a second. The nightmares.
Imadethisjusttoupvotethat
Reads title. Stares at snow. Cracks up at sign.
MyCatLovesToSnuggle
Did...did Gandolf command this?
oddree
A local church/school has a sign when leaving the parking lot, "thou shalt not turn left".