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Jan 27, 2026 10:34 PM
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MayMayz4DayzYo
#11 Cave Johnson approves this message!
serleth
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astralomega
#22 i'm not 100% sure which one is on shrooms... every one of them is making a face that i've seen sober autistic men make for photos plenty of times.
middlenameconfusion
#21 Tengu funerals: Ceremonially decorate the corpse with sparklies, and act surprised when half of them go missing. Catfolk funerals: We will celebrate his life and death by breaking into a human's house and knocking over everything on the mantel. Lizard folk funerals: Fire up the grill!
bcs944
#8 Worst. Urinal. Ever.
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stonetemplefox05
Who dat?
BastardSeagull
Powder from Arcane
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
#3 This is called the “recency bias”.
ReallyOG
#10 - I fought the corn, and the cob won
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#1 beasties!
CelestialSea
#8 Yeah, I used one of those urinals last week, pee went flying everywhere!
gallumpinggaloof
#8 what do you mean?? These are the only things that work
hullabanana
Yah they are great
Regeny
#10 10 bucks that he used the knife horribly wrong
johnxbear
#7 I got fucked up teeth. If I get t.v. money I'm absolutely fixing them
EroticZombiePants
Ever see Tom Cruise's teeth when he was young?
plastikb0y
He has a middle tooth
EroticZombiePants
That's because his teeth were really fucked up and that was where his fixed teeth ended up lining up.
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
Mad respect to will Ferrell. He has Ricky Bobby money but still has fucked up teeth
PennysWorthOfTea
#19 A couple nights ago, I heard a loud *clang/crash* from one of the cats. He knocked over a machete while exploring the closet. Cat is ok. Floor is... good enough.
marthafarquar
#3 William "Billy" Queen, an ATF agent, famously infiltrated the Mongols Motorcycle Club in the late 1990s, rising first to the rank of treasurer then vice-president of the San Fernando Valley chapter. His 28-month undercover operation ended with a series of raids on May 19, 2000, by almost 700 lawmen in four states that led to the arrest and conviction of 53 gang members and is considered one of the most successful undercover operations the department has ever undertaken.
Vebrandsson
Lot going on in this post. Not sure where to start. I guess I'll pick #8 and say I may be in a minority but these things at least work better than normal hand dryers even if I'd rather just have a paper towel. Just recycle the paper when you're done, that shouldn't be too hard right people? Now on to #10 where I really want to know what the hell happened to result in this photo. I get there's some cheap knives out there made of terrible metal but really?
IrrelevantHandle
That knife was absolutely used to make kindling at some point. I'm not saying it's not the cheapest of shitty steel, but that knife definitely suffered before it died.
Blud4BludGod
Honestly the knife looks like a medium quality blade, not bottom shelf. It has a micarta handle and is a full tang, both of those qualities together indicate that it's likely forged and not cast- those are all the bare minimums for an adequate piece, at least.
Cutting corn cobs is strenuous. They were probably wiggling the blade back and forth and created flexion in shaft of the blade, and a small crack or manufacturer defect along the flexion caused an abrupt shatter. It's rare but it happens.
Mahcks
While I agree the air dryers are fine for drying hands, I haven't successfully blown my nose with one. Yet.
Nerdgoggles
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MisterFluffi
#12 class camp in year 8 I had to tell teachers I'd walked into a bed post after getting a black eye in a shoe fight... Not sure how half our species survives to an age they can procreate...
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Back in high school, my friends and I used to go to a nearby junkyard on the weekends and get into hubcap fights.
Eldibs
#10 Get yourself a decent kitchen knife. It makes a huge difference, and it's delightful. You don't have to spend $150 on a super high-end one, but spend a little bit and get some good steel, and treat it with respect.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I got one for free from one of those supermarket point things... that was 12 years ago and it's still sharp enough to shave with.
DazzlingCockroach
I paid entirely too much to have a blacksmith teach me how to make one. It's thick as fuck and I expect it to survive longer than me.
Mechwarrior719
#8 this is true for all electric hand dryers. They dry your hands with slightly warmed farticles just enough to finish drying them on your pants.
Mahcks
Try rubbing your hands together between passes.
Mechwarrior719
Doing the same with a few cm^3 of paper towel does the job much more efficiently and without blowing warm poop particles all over my freshly washed hands. Companies prefer blow dryers because it means one fewer task they have to pay someone to do. (Emptying trash/filling dispensers)