Premature Victory Club

Jul 8, 2026 8:06 AM

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Too funny.

funny

sports

wtf

Let's see how many Republicans we can add to this in November....

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bunch of losers

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I won a bicycle race at age 9 in exactly that way. The erstwhile leader stopped pedaling while he lifted his arms in celebration and I kept on pedaling right past him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That first guy needs his face beat

3 weeks ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

I like this more than DQ

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I could watch these all day.

But the basketball one was funny af tho.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not unmute

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not over until it's over

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That hand gesture "how could you?" Like the whole world revolves around him. F him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The woman with the blue top has some totally wrecked legs; how did she keep running?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I tried to look it up. The woman is Gan Zhifang who passed Xiao Fen in the Mar 2025 Chongqing Women's Half Marathon in China, but, I can find absolutely nothing about her being injured.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hubris is an amazing concept and should be the ACTUAL name of the Trump corporation

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think sports would be better if this was in fact prohibited, at least the deliberate premature celebrations (as opposed to confusion about it being mature). Otherwise it's fundamentally cringe and is rude to everyone else and occasionally very regrettable to the clown, it messes with record keeping, it creates a hazard to both them and others, and like the first guy shows it breeds panic leading to illegal moves.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Yeah it really it is a danger, in many cases the person from behind is (obviously) still moving at competitive high-speed and now there’s an idiotic unpredictable obstacle on the track…the premature celebrator throwing their arms up or whatever. Especially for example the bicycle one where the come-from-behind guy has to duck to make sure he didn’t get hit by the idiot’s arms. Some of the runners are like a car stopping in middle of highway. GIVE THEM A FINE. The loss is not bad enough.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It seems many of these people suffer from premature (self)congratulations

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This fucking song. Over and over.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Premature ejacubration

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been documented for DECADES now and people still do this.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what my coach always used to tell me when I was in school… You must never, ever start slowing down a few meters before the line, but always after it.
Run at full speed until you've crossed the line !!
I can still hear him saying that to me 20-23 years later. :)

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Luckily we were so bad we never had to worry about losing first. Coach just told us to survive.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never liked sports and after 50 years still dont. but this is how you do it if you mean it. Full effort to the end. celebrate later.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was always taught that you don’t stop running until you cross the finish line. Your ego is not your amigo

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of that video with the coach whose like 'winning is being better than your previous best a little every day'. Showboating and being a poor sport deserve them the L.

3 weeks ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

'Better than your previous best. That's what I tell family members when they ask why bother signing up for races, you'll never compete. It's not about competing against others, it's about competing against yourself

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My children's band teacher always says you are not competing against the other bands, you were competing against your best score.

It helped motivate them last year to the point where they got second at state.

Every competition was a better score than the previous one and their final score was the best the school has ever received.

I hope he uses the same speech this year.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This is why every Olympic podium is Gold celebrating the victory, Bronze celebrating being on the podium, and Silver pissed that they didn't get Gold.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s a reason coaches tell you to run through the tape!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love these so much I watched it twice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OK What's up with the girl around 1:20 that looks like she's covered in blood?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's red kinesthetic tape

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Red sport tape?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jeez, I had to try and look it up. The woman is Gan Zhifang who passed Xiao Fen in the Mar 2025 Chongqing Women's Half Marathon in China. I can find absolutely nothing about her being injured. 😳

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fell, got cut, kept running?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is premature Victory and there is premature gloating. Victory is understandable if you've gone through a major physical strain and finally get to the end. Gloating, nah get recked if it goes awry, no sympathy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Why do they literally always pick the worst music choice for the message?

3 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

The music failed to finish first

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you have sounds on??!?

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

you watch imgur with sound up?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because the username checks out

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First guy intentionally blocked the second. He should be DQed

3 weeks ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 3

Yep

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dairy queened?

3 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Disqualified.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Blizzard'd

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Never celebrate early.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First guy needs to be disqualified

3 weeks ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 3

Unsportperson-like conduct at least. Some were heart felt though.

3 weeks ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

The opposite ends of the premature celebration are that entitled asshole and the guy in the middle that is like "oh shit" but still grinning and just trying to recover

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jérémy Jurkiewicz (which looks like it should be pronounced Jerky-vich, but isn't). He could have been yellow carded and had a 30s penalty (possibly meaning he wouldn't even place), but 2nd place Igor Amorelli didn't protest. You can see Amorelli slow down even before reaching Jerky-vich, so it seems like he intended to hand the victory to him.

3 weeks ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

That's fair. I feel I would have done the same in his situation. First guy clearly was faster but was a bit of a dumdum.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

One would even call him a thicky thicky dumb dumb in front of all his mates!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck that he shoulda bolted through. Clearly Jeremy is a dick from his actions.

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I like that he slowed, but the other guy pushing me would have got me to protest anyway, but I can be a petty bitch, so might be that.

3 weeks ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Eh, people do dumb thing in panic.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yes I can be a petty bitch about that too

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Second should also be DQd. In a walking competition, one heel needs to be on the ground at all times.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

You mean the third clip. I played it frame by frame and couldn’t quite tell whether she’d been momentarily suspended before the leading heel touched - it’s very close, if so.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was not a walking competition.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That was 100% speed walking.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was under the impression he was referring to the second runner in the first clip, which is not speedwalking. I acknowledge that "the second" could also be in reference to the second clip...which is also not speedwalking. The third clip is speedwalking.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agree, but this is just sport, do not expect too much brains here.

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 29

“The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.”
― Thucydides

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I know several top athletes who are also brilliant researchers and engineers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

In fact, if I start tallying the top scientists, coders, and engineers I know, they are all also excellent athletes. Not an inactive one among them. Usually runners or climbers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Feels a bit mean. I know there's a jock stereo type and all, but plenty of athletes, especially runners in my experience, are quite intelligent and caring people.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Yes I know that. I was just joking, like they selected the less gifted ones or so ...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does sound a bit like op letting getting bullied in the past still color his world view

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh bud, I would have beat the shit out of the first dude. Like, not right then. Talk to the stewards, get him DQ'd then kick his arse somewhere else at a later date.

3 weeks ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Tough guy alert!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Hell yeah bud, I'm so tough I could PROBABLY beat up a 5 year old girl. If she had severe physical disabilities. And someone else had already worked her over first. And she was blindfolded. Maybe.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Tbf 5 year olds are pretty vicious nowadays!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0