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Not sorry.
It's not even a secret, every one can tell after a single conversation
Base841
#19 I love his gentle smile and kind eyes. I'd join him for a stroll down the lane in a heartbeat!
ColdestOne
#22
mAliceGray
#4 anyone have a link for the first half of this?
Voian
Found it. https://youtu.be/tpSh31eE9hs?si=4zTwn8p4hsaujWq7
BarnegatLight
#2 Guy at the front of the truck directing the tank is about to be very, *very* sorry!
Chronomechanist
#11 If I ever wanted to host something like that, what that phrase means is "We will be eating at noon whether you're here or not."
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#11 Yeah, no. If I say noon we eat at noon. If you miss out on stuff because you’re late then too bad for you.
Anarchduke
#19 MATT DAMON!
Ranko64
I love that psychopath
tamm516
#29 This is how I want every movie to end.
didgeboy287
I'm going to start saying 'a toilet paper."
ShadowFreddy51
Thx 4 offerings
UncleRat
I want to feel like the deer walking down a clear stream and swim to where the current takes me.
StormofWyverns
#17 Yep, because they all know that if they don’t say “Great Clothes”, Musky boy will be paying for their primary opponents’ campaign….
petety
#2 I don't know when this happened but I can guarantee the people involved are still scrubbing toilets over it.
JahSureYouBetcha
#19 While genuinely very impressive, just NO! That's anime nightmare fodder.
pnersvfu
#20 strange member measurement device
rampartfranklin
Base841
#7 I love his gentle smile and kind eyes. I'd take him up on his invitation in a heartbeat. See you at 8:30!
drw16
#1 thanksgiving is a time of year when family fights are inevitable
Tible19
That's why I don't go 😅
NChomsky
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
#18 as an old progessor of mine once said to the christian kid trying to debate him "I wouldn't start arguing with the bible as your source as you are going to have to prove its authenticity and talk about a Sisyphean task"
aShogunNamedMarcus
#25 someone once said "Cara Delevingne seems like the type of girl that will come to your house, eat shrooms, and wipe her beaver on the drapes." and that's always stuck with me
vegivamp
I haven't heard anything yet that would make me not want this.
AimingForAdorkable
Most men (and women) would say “Thank you very much” for it.
meganical
…….who?…..
igglebotato
Cara Delevingne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Delevingne https://media.them.us/photos/61437">levingne">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_Delevingne https://media.them.us/photos/614379159e9b0b634e357856/16:9/w_2560%2Cc_limit/cara-delevigne.jpg
certifiedllama
I aint clicking that. Describe her in 4 words
igglebotato
Ca Ra De Levingne
howsplendid
Massive massive massive eyebrows
certifiedllama
Alright that made me click the link out of pure curiosity and you are very correct
LespritDeLescalier22
So. Fucking. True. They’re like big black wooly caterpillars
equatorfishhat
#1 pig on pig violence
ballpeenX
#14 Don't do this. Someone is going to have to clean that up and they probably don't make enough to compensate for cleaning up your dookie.
DaOutlaw
Is not a big deal. That particular store has someone paid well on retainer to take care of this specific problem.
ballpeenX
Bless your heart
ballpeenX
#1 The wild pigs in my area are vicious and will fuck you up. Shoot first and then drag them.
epithymetic
Dang, isn’t there any kind of disciplinary board?
Feralkyn
That there is 100% an escaped pet
ballpeenX
In north Florida, pigs are food not pets. Feral pigs are vicious invasives that do tremendous damage. There is no way anyone should tackle and pick up even a pet pig.
Feralkyn
Cool. That's a potbellied pig. It is not food or feral...
ballpeenX
Its not food....yet.
Bunhyung
#1 Why is he chasing his co-worker?
PenguinNamedWobbles
He just ate a succulent Chinese meal.
TyrannusEquus
What is it illegal? Illegal to eat a succulent Chinese meal?
Ficious
It's a pig-chase-pig world
bathoryduck
Internal Affairs investigation.
Psychobeanz
It'll be brushed under the rug, the
Goldmarble
Was on his way to expose the how a third of the force have abused their authority to coerce underage kids into sexual acts.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
#8 what kind of fish is that?
L1ttl3J1m
$2.25 from the trader if you land the headshot with a rifle.
Filanwizard
My Deer Friend Nokotrout.
sevenfingerman
I do enjoy how the “eat ass” video was followed up by the wholesome “deer in a creek” video. Realy captures the feel of Imgur.
RawrLouder
The juxtaposition!
ReconditeEidolon
I thought #4 was the combination of the two. Also... KFC has the best marketing.
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GoddessPurpleFrost
But you're gonna eat ass tho right?
sevenfingerman
I already am
Bunhyung
OmniscientZiltoid
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
mocosoft
OhJesus
Somehow I've never seen his face on imgur all this time.
Oatmealman1
The one he mentioned? Absolutely
certifiedllama
8:30
undrh2o
Palate cleanser
lvsv
Amazing comment
firlefranz
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
#14 - did that dude/dudette just take a dump in the store? Who would do that?
tacojuggler
Can't verify because I wasn't there but Apparently once in the Walmart checkout my uncle went to let out a fart but it end up shitting a couple little pellets he casual adjusted his shorts so they felt out and just walked away when he was done.
AimingForAdorkable
Yes.
And because they are a trash person. Sometimes people are jerks to minimum wage employees, just to be jerks.
whyisallthecheesegone
They would....
Paireon
Assholes, in both senses of the word.
TheHumanSeason
#19 this is a group called Royal de Luxe who are based in Nantes, France. Just in case anyone is interested. They're amazing.
didgeboy287
It's horrifying. I love it.
SirSmurfalot
The hair on that puppet is on point.
TheDaharMaster
Fkn puppet has better hair than I do
sistermoon
The song is “Hoist the Colors” by the Wellermen. Love that bass!
PapaSez
In case anyone is interested in...crippling nightmares? Never sleeping again? You can keep your pseudo Gundam-Jesus, tyvm.
Kanixgut
Attack on Titan
Midgarmerc
as for the song it's Hoist the Colours from Pirates of the Caribbean (3?) but I think it's from this cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlrvzLRgzdc