Sep 3, 2020 5:47 PM
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bajapulpo7
Ya had me in the first half, then ya brought out the lips!!! Take your upvote.
ehhhidunno
I laughed so hard at this lol but whyyyyyy
Canigetbannedagain
OMG...Thanks OP, this is hilarious. The world is a bit scary right now and a little humor really helps.
therealNorrinRadd
Sadly i dont doubt that this would actually help them
IrishManD
+1 to spread awareness
madbydesign
He cracked the code ?
sans3go
Should be the venti - Frapp cups - Ultimate Karen Camo
IceWeaselX
These guys forgot to actually get the latte: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/14/us/philadelphia-police-starbucks-arrests/index.html
Snarknado
I too was thinking about making this risky joke. Godspeed
jwillywill
BootyWarriorr
This is funny.. but also pretty unfortunate.
kkanne20
yes
TwoSpeedTony
v
DapperDanAdoresYou
BTW, this is Godfrey. He is 51.
johnelway
I also think nothing is less threatening than a person holding an ice cream cone....
againstthegrain5211
He wins the internet.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Duck lips was the solution all along!
PixelSprite64
Chair5768
Would've had me fooled but those pants look like they have pockets.
Trippingtheballsfantastic
That lisping bullshit at the end though.
Sorry, meant to say that homophobic bullshit at the end. Just to clarify.
ALovelyTime
I am SCREAMING at his coffee drinking face.
METROlD
That's the exact opposite of what he was going for.
OPsFatMom
lol same i lost it at "when you do your lips like this"
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
What's this? Sound?
AlexDuos
BRB, gonna grab me a starbucks and go steal a squad car.
Squelchtone
You'll need the police car keys... https://www.ebay.com/itm/264541473010
Nice... But they have dodges around here.
SatanicSpirals
Oh, they're probably keyed to the same fleet as a local taxi company then.
shaigy23
I like how they are slightly uncomfortable performing a skit in front of a phone unlike young people.
chazzwozzer2
That milk dud has a very good point
snuffcarcass
I’m half black. That was some funny shit
eyesoftheearth
I like this guy and I’m not even black nor a cop!
ThankYouForYourTime
Someone in the Starbucks marketing department is on the phone with their project manager right now
Moosecock
Karen?
jumpbus360
That could go very well or really really bad.
StarkRG
Well, after that one Starbucks called the cops on a couple of black customers a year or two ago, they've got some PR work to make up...
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Sorry ocifer was i aggressive? Lol
dadshavehobbies
It drives me crazy when people post the punchline as a comment. Every time someone does it.
SarcasticComment
Paige, no.
dazedigital24
I like turtles
shadowofacrow
I like trains
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
crapcomments
Aww look!
NightMedic101
Troy and Abed in the morning!!!!
RJF2009
Troy and Abed on a Zoooom call!!
NibblonianNibbler
When did this happen!
ParallelParkingInABurka
.
They did a live read for charity in 2020. Might be on YouTube
They then did a regular hangout afterwards for Joel and Ken's podcast.
And by "they," I mean everyone except Pierce.
ShiningForce
rivitingone
Can someone tell me what they are saying. Is the idea that they are using the cup to not look threatening because there black?
CodeBit
Correct.
knuckledeepinachicken
Also the way he moves his lips is potentially homoerotic, and cops don't want to be messing with no gay shit.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Jeffery Dahmer “lovers quarrel”-Ed his way out of many a situation
It's come up before on here: Power bottom the police.
blueridgedog
Starbucks cup...white people camouflage?
Well he was acting camp in the end. So I guess he's trying to look un-masculine and non-threatening
Sekai
This also works
buttdestroyer
Add some light chinos, a button up shirt tucked in and a pair of oxfords or chelsea boots, if summer, birkenstocks, and you're ready.
mtloech
OMGosh! That made me snort. I can't see a brotha in birkenstocks!
Man, as a white man I gotta say, they're comfy af.
ReaperCDN
MILLENIALS! MILLENIALS EVERYWHERE! *blind firing into the crowd* MACBOOKS AND BERETS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
demonic
Something something racist
boogersweretasty
"they're stealing our culture!" -white people
agent00six
Cop: What flavor discrimination would you like today? Him probably: I'll take it black. I guess that still fits either profile. Lol
I've read a quote by a huge black guy that he whistles classical music outdoors so people won't feel scared of him...
RolandLovecraft
MericanFunkYeah
PMmeYourFeetLadies
This and money in general. A black man wearing nice clothes and driving a nice car is far less likely to be stopped, but it still can.
Walk around with a rolled up newspaper under your arm. Read this in a Brazilian novel about criminals!
xXxQueenxXx
Wrong. Black man driving a nice car is more likely to be pulled over because they'll think he's a drug dealer.
Even if it's a brand new Prius?
I said a nice car so that excludes the Prius.
ItsTooHotInHere
Instead of a nice car, put the guy in a Mini Cooper or a Honda Fit. No one suspects you for anything if your car sounds like a wind-up toy.
No, it makes them more suspicious. Chris Rock gets pulled over all. the. time.
ITSupremacy
I call it WASP-play.
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
JustplainGross
Caucasuflage
4etherling
Caucassflag when you lip your cup like that.
In hindsight cockassflag would have been better.
db629
BobaFettApproves
this episode of racial injustice has been filmbed before a live ostrich
Nunyajonesinc
Why does he keep calling those white guys brother?
R3mmy
They all seem to have a similar skin tone, maybe they all come from the same mother and father.
kiddk00l
CptRobotNinja
They keep changing color as the cup passes around...somethings fishy
DeanGulberri1
Because Monica wasn't around
DarkwingDuc
Unrelated white men can call each other brother, but only when doing the bro hug.
If you look very closely, you'll notice that when they aren't holding the cup, they are actually black
solmazer
What wizardry is this?
MadJackMcJack
You could say it's.....black magic!
AlGoonie
You could, but you really shouldn't
yoloswaggins2015127001
Oh fuck off. People like you are why nobody can ha e fun anymore.
abundantbadgers
He's Hulk Hogan
belongsinamuseum
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
I thought it was hulk hogan too, but then he gave the latte away...
It's like what they say, you either give away your latte, or keep it long enough to become Hulk Hogan.
killymcmurder
I feel a massive Hulkamania relapse coming on. The therapy seemed so effective until now.
MasterGed
I made a goliath in dnd whos basically hulk hogan with ancestrial gaurdian hulksters
SpotMeBro
a little more googling tells me that this is the comedian, Godfrey.
CrimeBrulee
at the time of posting, I didn't know who this was. When I found out, the only way to credit was via comment. Don't see the problem /shrug
You can include relevant text in the description, which can be edited.
invaderjay87
OMG! That IS Godfrey!!!! Haven’t seen him in ages! His bit about white friends with knives had me dying back in the day.
SmutGrrrl
His thing about his dad sounding like Mufasa is one of my all-time favorite comedy bits
“Call my house, you’ll think you’re speaking to the Lion King.” Lmao!
“Godfrey is not here.” “........MUFASA?!”
Sillycatmom365
Yes!!! World’s Dumbest Star!! Yes!
GabbyJayYay
the Lord of Ibelin?
janeavrige7
He's great, check out some of his stand up
LordNikecon
I was introduced to him through star talks, this guy is awesome!
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Keep looking up my friend
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Oh my God I love him. I saw him on that reality show that was like a comedian competition, I was surprised he never got super famous.
WhatsTatersPrecious
Janitor Derek from zoolander!!
UnkindledOne
Yup. He has a podcast on the GaS Digital Network. The same network as Legion of Skanks, hosted by Big Jay Oakerson. Good stuff
BabaLovesAll
Kghraaah.. Excuse me lady’s and gentleman.. I don’t mean to disturb anybody.. kgaaahh
Kheldarn
His dad is Mufasa!
iamamentat
Godfrey's not here.
Taizan
After you wrote this I checked up two stand up videos of his and he is damn funny.
dcs1326
Thanks, I am entirely too lazy to google.
jfmkd62
When it's back open and if you're ever in NYC, he's a regular at the Comedy Cellar.
RelaxYourself
I bartended there years ago. Got to see and talk to a lot of famous comedians. Dave Attell was always my fav to watch.
AOYearOfBirth
Does a solid Steve Harvey impression
oldskoolnew
And Obama!!!
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Omg I’m going to see if I can find this
BookCreaseOnFace
https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc
Thank you, kind stranger!!!
Chalybos
That’s goddamned gold
Keep digging and he has a funny interview with Steve Harvey’s take. Godfrey is a stand up guy.
charlottadupont
He's so handsome!
coffeeismyfriend
Godfrey? Is that you!!?
deadlyfluffbucket
Omg I just looked him up he is 51 yrs old!?!?! Whats really in that starbucks and can I have some please
BanewoldSenpai
Black don't crack!
yeahiheardaboutpluto
Godfrey is comedy gold.
chipchippason
Was really disappointed he went after Shane Gillis but he is funny as hell
MohammadBinLadenHussain
I love goooold
iloveronswanson
His impression of Steve Harvey is next level https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc
haveueverwentfast
Holy shit I'm crying laughing
srsfaceI8C
A hyeh hyeh! She said aaa hyeh hyeh ahhhh hell naw!
KevorkianScarf
Warning: DO NOT WATCH if you currently have or recently got over a cold. Your lungs will burn like fire from laughing too damn hard. Ah hhya
thatkoreanguy
holy fuck that was awesome LUL
sayhitokirby101
He spills lattes in Zoolander
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Is that really him?
RodinMaths
gotkrypto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHKjpnk5dpc (still a funny scene whomever it is)
sxalhling
That’s Nathan Lee Graham
Whoops
Hes incognito Zoolander.. sorry people
bajapulpo7
Ya had me in the first half, then ya brought out the lips!!! Take your upvote.
ehhhidunno
I laughed so hard at this lol but whyyyyyy
Canigetbannedagain
OMG...Thanks OP, this is hilarious. The world is a bit scary right now and a little humor really helps.
therealNorrinRadd
Sadly i dont doubt that this would actually help them
IrishManD
+1 to spread awareness
madbydesign
He cracked the code ?
sans3go
Should be the venti - Frapp cups - Ultimate Karen Camo
IceWeaselX
These guys forgot to actually get the latte: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/14/us/philadelphia-police-starbucks-arrests/index.html
Snarknado
I too was thinking about making this risky joke. Godspeed
jwillywill
BootyWarriorr
This is funny.. but also pretty unfortunate.
kkanne20
yes
TwoSpeedTony
DapperDanAdoresYou
BTW, this is Godfrey. He is 51.
johnelway
I also think nothing is less threatening than a person holding an ice cream cone....
againstthegrain5211
He wins the internet.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Duck lips was the solution all along!
PixelSprite64
Chair5768
Would've had me fooled but those pants look like they have pockets.
Trippingtheballsfantastic
That lisping bullshit at the end though.
Trippingtheballsfantastic
Sorry, meant to say that homophobic bullshit at the end. Just to clarify.
ALovelyTime
I am SCREAMING at his coffee drinking face.
METROlD
That's the exact opposite of what he was going for.
OPsFatMom
lol same i lost it at "when you do your lips like this"
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
What's this? Sound?
AlexDuos
BRB, gonna grab me a starbucks and go steal a squad car.
Squelchtone
You'll need the police car keys... https://www.ebay.com/itm/264541473010
AlexDuos
Nice... But they have dodges around here.
SatanicSpirals
Oh, they're probably keyed to the same fleet as a local taxi company then.
shaigy23
I like how they are slightly uncomfortable performing a skit in front of a phone unlike young people.
chazzwozzer2
That milk dud has a very good point
snuffcarcass
I’m half black. That was some funny shit
eyesoftheearth
I like this guy and I’m not even black nor a cop!
ThankYouForYourTime
Someone in the Starbucks marketing department is on the phone with their project manager right now
Moosecock
Karen?
jumpbus360
That could go very well or really really bad.
StarkRG
Well, after that one Starbucks called the cops on a couple of black customers a year or two ago, they've got some PR work to make up...
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Sorry ocifer was i aggressive? Lol
dadshavehobbies
It drives me crazy when people post the punchline as a comment. Every time someone does it.
SarcasticComment
Paige, no.
dazedigital24
I like turtles
shadowofacrow
I like trains
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
crapcomments
Aww look!
NightMedic101
Troy and Abed in the morning!!!!
RJF2009
Troy and Abed on a Zoooom call!!
NibblonianNibbler
When did this happen!
ParallelParkingInABurka
.
Snarknado
They did a live read for charity in 2020. Might be on YouTube
StarkRG
They then did a regular hangout afterwards for Joel and Ken's podcast.
Snarknado
And by "they," I mean everyone except Pierce.
ShiningForce
rivitingone
Can someone tell me what they are saying. Is the idea that they are using the cup to not look threatening because there black?
CodeBit
Correct.
knuckledeepinachicken
Also the way he moves his lips is potentially homoerotic, and cops don't want to be messing with no gay shit.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Jeffery Dahmer “lovers quarrel”-Ed his way out of many a situation
SatanicSpirals
It's come up before on here: Power bottom the police.
IceWeaselX
blueridgedog
Starbucks cup...white people camouflage?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Well he was acting camp in the end. So I guess he's trying to look un-masculine and non-threatening
Sekai
This also works
buttdestroyer
Add some light chinos, a button up shirt tucked in and a pair of oxfords or chelsea boots, if summer, birkenstocks, and you're ready.
mtloech
OMGosh! That made me snort. I can't see a brotha in birkenstocks!
buttdestroyer
Man, as a white man I gotta say, they're comfy af.
ReaperCDN
MILLENIALS! MILLENIALS EVERYWHERE! *blind firing into the crowd* MACBOOKS AND BERETS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
demonic
Something something racist
boogersweretasty
"they're stealing our culture!" -white people
agent00six
Cop: What flavor discrimination would you like today? Him probably: I'll take it black. I guess that still fits either profile. Lol
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I've read a quote by a huge black guy that he whistles classical music outdoors so people won't feel scared of him...
RolandLovecraft
MericanFunkYeah
PMmeYourFeetLadies
This and money in general. A black man wearing nice clothes and driving a nice car is far less likely to be stopped, but it still can.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Walk around with a rolled up newspaper under your arm. Read this in a Brazilian novel about criminals!
xXxQueenxXx
Wrong. Black man driving a nice car is more likely to be pulled over because they'll think he's a drug dealer.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Even if it's a brand new Prius?
xXxQueenxXx
I said a nice car so that excludes the Prius.
ItsTooHotInHere
Instead of a nice car, put the guy in a Mini Cooper or a Honda Fit. No one suspects you for anything if your car sounds like a wind-up toy.
mtloech
No, it makes them more suspicious. Chris Rock gets pulled over all. the. time.
ITSupremacy
I call it WASP-play.
RidingDragonsWithoutALicense
JustplainGross
Caucasuflage
4etherling
Caucassflag when you lip your cup like that.
4etherling
In hindsight cockassflag would have been better.
db629
BobaFettApproves
this episode of racial injustice has been filmbed before a live ostrich
Nunyajonesinc
Why does he keep calling those white guys brother?
R3mmy
They all seem to have a similar skin tone, maybe they all come from the same mother and father.
kiddk00l
MericanFunkYeah
CptRobotNinja
They keep changing color as the cup passes around...somethings fishy
DeanGulberri1
Because Monica wasn't around
DarkwingDuc
Unrelated white men can call each other brother, but only when doing the bro hug.
buttdestroyer
If you look very closely, you'll notice that when they aren't holding the cup, they are actually black
solmazer
Nunyajonesinc
What wizardry is this?
MadJackMcJack
You could say it's.....black magic!
AlGoonie
You could, but you really shouldn't
yoloswaggins2015127001
Oh fuck off. People like you are why nobody can ha e fun anymore.
abundantbadgers
He's Hulk Hogan
belongsinamuseum
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
I thought it was hulk hogan too, but then he gave the latte away...
abundantbadgers
It's like what they say, you either give away your latte, or keep it long enough to become Hulk Hogan.
killymcmurder
I feel a massive Hulkamania relapse coming on. The therapy seemed so effective until now.
MasterGed
I made a goliath in dnd whos basically hulk hogan with ancestrial gaurdian hulksters
belongsinamuseum
SpotMeBro
randomthingsonthenet
a little more googling tells me that this is the comedian, Godfrey.
CrimeBrulee
randomthingsonthenet
at the time of posting, I didn't know who this was. When I found out, the only way to credit was via comment. Don't see the problem /shrug
CrimeBrulee
You can include relevant text in the description, which can be edited.
invaderjay87
OMG! That IS Godfrey!!!! Haven’t seen him in ages! His bit about white friends with knives had me dying back in the day.
SmutGrrrl
His thing about his dad sounding like Mufasa is one of my all-time favorite comedy bits
invaderjay87
“Call my house, you’ll think you’re speaking to the Lion King.” Lmao!
SmutGrrrl
“Godfrey is not here.” “........MUFASA?!”
Sillycatmom365
Yes!!! World’s Dumbest Star!! Yes!
GabbyJayYay
the Lord of Ibelin?
janeavrige7
He's great, check out some of his stand up
LordNikecon
I was introduced to him through star talks, this guy is awesome!
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Keep looking up my friend
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Oh my God I love him. I saw him on that reality show that was like a comedian competition, I was surprised he never got super famous.
WhatsTatersPrecious
Janitor Derek from zoolander!!
UnkindledOne
Yup. He has a podcast on the GaS Digital Network. The same network as Legion of Skanks, hosted by Big Jay Oakerson. Good stuff
BabaLovesAll
Kghraaah.. Excuse me lady’s and gentleman.. I don’t mean to disturb anybody.. kgaaahh
Kheldarn
His dad is Mufasa!
iamamentat
Godfrey's not here.
Taizan
After you wrote this I checked up two stand up videos of his and he is damn funny.
dcs1326
Thanks, I am entirely too lazy to google.
jfmkd62
When it's back open and if you're ever in NYC, he's a regular at the Comedy Cellar.
RelaxYourself
I bartended there years ago. Got to see and talk to a lot of famous comedians. Dave Attell was always my fav to watch.
AOYearOfBirth
Does a solid Steve Harvey impression
oldskoolnew
And Obama!!!
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Omg I’m going to see if I can find this
BookCreaseOnFace
https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Thank you, kind stranger!!!
Chalybos
That’s goddamned gold
BookCreaseOnFace
Keep digging and he has a funny interview with Steve Harvey’s take. Godfrey is a stand up guy.
charlottadupont
He's so handsome!
coffeeismyfriend
Godfrey? Is that you!!?
deadlyfluffbucket
Omg I just looked him up he is 51 yrs old!?!?! Whats really in that starbucks and can I have some please
BanewoldSenpai
Black don't crack!
yeahiheardaboutpluto
Godfrey is comedy gold.
chipchippason
Was really disappointed he went after Shane Gillis but he is funny as hell
MohammadBinLadenHussain
I love goooold
iloveronswanson
His impression of Steve Harvey is next level https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc
haveueverwentfast
Holy shit I'm crying laughing
srsfaceI8C
A hyeh hyeh! She said aaa hyeh hyeh ahhhh hell naw!
KevorkianScarf
Warning: DO NOT WATCH if you currently have or recently got over a cold. Your lungs will burn like fire from laughing too damn hard. Ah hhya
thatkoreanguy
holy fuck that was awesome LUL
sayhitokirby101
He spills lattes in Zoolander
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Is that really him?
RodinMaths
gotkrypto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHKjpnk5dpc (still a funny scene whomever it is)
sxalhling
That’s Nathan Lee Graham
sayhitokirby101
Whoops
sayhitokirby101
Hes incognito Zoolander.. sorry people