A latte a day keeps the cops away. 

Sep 3, 2020 5:47 PM

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Ya had me in the first half, then ya brought out the lips!!! Take your upvote.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I laughed so hard at this lol but whyyyyyy

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

OMG...Thanks OP, this is hilarious. The world is a bit scary right now and a little humor really helps.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Sadly i dont doubt that this would actually help them

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

+1 to spread awareness

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He cracked the code ?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Should be the venti - Frapp cups - Ultimate Karen Camo

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

These guys forgot to actually get the latte: https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/14/us/philadelphia-police-starbucks-arrests/index.html

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too was thinking about making this risky joke. Godspeed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 12

This is funny.. but also pretty unfortunate.

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

yes

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

BTW, this is Godfrey. He is 51.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also think nothing is less threatening than a person holding an ice cream cone....

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

He wins the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 23

Duck lips was the solution all along!

6 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 3

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Would've had me fooled but those pants look like they have pockets.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That lisping bullshit at the end though.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Sorry, meant to say that homophobic bullshit at the end. Just to clarify.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am SCREAMING at his coffee drinking face.

6 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 6

That's the exact opposite of what he was going for.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

lol same i lost it at "when you do your lips like this"

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

What's this? Sound?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BRB, gonna grab me a starbucks and go steal a squad car.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

You'll need the police car keys... https://www.ebay.com/itm/264541473010

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice... But they have dodges around here.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, they're probably keyed to the same fleet as a local taxi company then.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how they are slightly uncomfortable performing a skit in front of a phone unlike young people.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That milk dud has a very good point

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I’m half black. That was some funny shit

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like this guy and I’m not even black nor a cop!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone in the Starbucks marketing department is on the phone with their project manager right now

6 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 5

Karen?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That could go very well or really really bad.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well, after that one Starbucks called the cops on a couple of black customers a year or two ago, they've got some PR work to make up...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sorry ocifer was i aggressive? Lol

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

It drives me crazy when people post the punchline as a comment. Every time someone does it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 17

Paige, no.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I like turtles

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I like trains

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 5

Aww look!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Troy and Abed in the morning!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Troy and Abed on a Zoooom call!!

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

When did this happen!

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They did a live read for charity in 2020. Might be on YouTube

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They then did a regular hangout afterwards for Joel and Ken's podcast.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And by "they," I mean everyone except Pierce.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can someone tell me what they are saying. Is the idea that they are using the cup to not look threatening because there black?

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Correct.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the way he moves his lips is potentially homoerotic, and cops don't want to be messing with no gay shit.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Jeffery Dahmer “lovers quarrel”-Ed his way out of many a situation

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's come up before on here: Power bottom the police.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Starbucks cup...white people camouflage?

6 years ago | Likes 2672 Dislikes 23

Well he was acting camp in the end. So I guess he's trying to look un-masculine and non-threatening

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This also works

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Add some light chinos, a button up shirt tucked in and a pair of oxfords or chelsea boots, if summer, birkenstocks, and you're ready.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

OMGosh! That made me snort. I can't see a brotha in birkenstocks!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, as a white man I gotta say, they're comfy af.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MILLENIALS! MILLENIALS EVERYWHERE! *blind firing into the crowd* MACBOOKS AND BERETS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Something something racist

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

"they're stealing our culture!" -white people

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Cop: What flavor discrimination would you like today? Him probably: I'll take it black. I guess that still fits either profile. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've read a quote by a huge black guy that he whistles classical music outdoors so people won't feel scared of him...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This and money in general. A black man wearing nice clothes and driving a nice car is far less likely to be stopped, but it still can.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Walk around with a rolled up newspaper under your arm. Read this in a Brazilian novel about criminals!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong. Black man driving a nice car is more likely to be pulled over because they'll think he's a drug dealer.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Even if it's a brand new Prius?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said a nice car so that excludes the Prius.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Instead of a nice car, put the guy in a Mini Cooper or a Honda Fit. No one suspects you for anything if your car sounds like a wind-up toy.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, it makes them more suspicious. Chris Rock gets pulled over all. the. time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call it WASP-play.

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

Caucasuflage

6 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 2

Caucassflag when you lip your cup like that.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In hindsight cockassflag would have been better.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

this episode of racial injustice has been filmbed before a live ostrich

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why does he keep calling those white guys brother?

6 years ago | Likes 2443 Dislikes 23

They all seem to have a similar skin tone, maybe they all come from the same mother and father.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

They keep changing color as the cup passes around...somethings fishy

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Because Monica wasn't around

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Unrelated white men can call each other brother, but only when doing the bro hug.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you look very closely, you'll notice that when they aren't holding the cup, they are actually black

6 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What wizardry is this?

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

You could say it's.....black magic!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You could, but you really shouldn't

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Oh fuck off. People like you are why nobody can ha e fun anymore.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He's Hulk Hogan

6 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was hulk hogan too, but then he gave the latte away...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's like what they say, you either give away your latte, or keep it long enough to become Hulk Hogan.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel a massive Hulkamania relapse coming on. The therapy seemed so effective until now.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I made a goliath in dnd whos basically hulk hogan with ancestrial gaurdian hulksters

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

a little more googling tells me that this is the comedian, Godfrey.

6 years ago | Likes 2084 Dislikes 22

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

at the time of posting, I didn't know who this was. When I found out, the only way to credit was via comment. Don't see the problem /shrug

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can include relevant text in the description, which can be edited.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

OMG! That IS Godfrey!!!! Haven’t seen him in ages! His bit about white friends with knives had me dying back in the day.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

His thing about his dad sounding like Mufasa is one of my all-time favorite comedy bits

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Call my house, you’ll think you’re speaking to the Lion King.” Lmao!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“Godfrey is not here.” “........MUFASA?!”

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes!!! World’s Dumbest Star!! Yes!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the Lord of Ibelin?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's great, check out some of his stand up

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was introduced to him through star talks, this guy is awesome!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Keep looking up my friend

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my God I love him. I saw him on that reality show that was like a comedian competition, I was surprised he never got super famous.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Janitor Derek from zoolander!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. He has a podcast on the GaS Digital Network. The same network as Legion of Skanks, hosted by Big Jay Oakerson. Good stuff

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kghraaah.. Excuse me lady’s and gentleman.. I don’t mean to disturb anybody.. kgaaahh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His dad is Mufasa!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godfrey's not here.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After you wrote this I checked up two stand up videos of his and he is damn funny.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I am entirely too lazy to google.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it's back open and if you're ever in NYC, he's a regular at the Comedy Cellar.

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I bartended there years ago. Got to see and talk to a lot of famous comedians. Dave Attell was always my fav to watch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does a solid Steve Harvey impression

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And Obama!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg I’m going to see if I can find this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you, kind stranger!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s goddamned gold

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep digging and he has a funny interview with Steve Harvey’s take. Godfrey is a stand up guy.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's so handsome!

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Godfrey? Is that you!!?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omg I just looked him up he is 51 yrs old!?!?! Whats really in that starbucks and can I have some please

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black don't crack!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Godfrey is comedy gold.

6 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 1

Was really disappointed he went after Shane Gillis but he is funny as hell

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love goooold

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His impression of Steve Harvey is next level https://youtu.be/M2qd0PXnZJc

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I'm crying laughing

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A hyeh hyeh! She said aaa hyeh hyeh ahhhh hell naw!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Warning: DO NOT WATCH if you currently have or recently got over a cold. Your lungs will burn like fire from laughing too damn hard. Ah hhya

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

holy fuck that was awesome LUL

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He spills lattes in Zoolander

6 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 8

Is that really him?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHKjpnk5dpc (still a funny scene whomever it is)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s Nathan Lee Graham

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Whoops

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Hes incognito Zoolander.. sorry people

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