Mick2152
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Double colors rule!
Nov 18, 2023 2:06 AM
Mick2152
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Double colors rule!
peterbozeman
8 days a week.
darkchiron
Dude's eating himself.
smirt
I had the video version of the board game with all the characters animated. Yes they’re all as weird as you’re imagining
candyeasystuffins127001
I am the great and mighty poo 💩
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slinkiisu
...yes, because it's a child.
Redshadow09
I could never tell if that was a fudgesicle or a tootsie roll on a stick
ROGUEdenied
You ruined my childhood
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
The best way to play Candy Land is by watching someone suffer while playing it. https://youtu.be/hkUYGT-S5R8
TresusIbor
THAT IS THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
PrfctDrk
Wha....oh my god I remember this
AyatollahBahloni
This is Candyland. I have no idea what that other abomination is.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
That's the 1962 edition. This is the original 1949 version
oldradios19772000
He's eating himself
azarza
i have the strongest urge to eat this board game..
ThisOldCPU
That's The Great Mighty Poo from Conker64!
hippocampus
StupidCanadianWolfBird
BubblesTheFish
Candy land is bullshit. It is just taking turns picking up cards until one person wins. There is literally no agency in the game.
majortool
Don't fucking judge him. He's doing his best.
Solkanarmy
there was a zone in my MUD that I have just found out was inspired by this!
Lonecoon
The Candyland wiki is wild. Here's an actual quote: "King Kandy appears to be the sole arbiter of the Candy Land justice system, with the power to convict and sentence criminals on the spot. It is unknown if there are any constitutional checks or balances limiting his authority."
Yuktio
Something bad is going down, have you heard the news?
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
Lord Licorice could get it.
MrSmilingDeath
Lord Licorice got the looks, but we all know who the real goat is
AlexVanPutten
Nancy? Nancy Reagan?
jonalexassblast
Throat goat for sure.
Yupurineutah
'Twas a weird game.
Yupurineutah
I just realized what is happening here. He doesn't want to share and is running away. She is looking at the candy cane. This is the moment she grabs his hand and finna trip him with her foot and twist his arm behind his back. When sister Jill's done with him he's going to need more than cinnamon and brown paper. 🤕
saucefornoreason
I will never not laugh when I see this
palonoctisursa
This reminds me of the upside down peas
PoopholeAintALoophole
I fail to see the problem?
Quessir
His left hand is reaching back to grasp her left hand while he's to the left of her.
jisn064
my brain drops fps whenever I see them holding hands wtf
DaveSamsonite
I always assumed it was intentional when they updated the board - maybe like an Easter egg. Maybe it was a mistake at first but kids liked the weirdness? The board has changed a few times. It was the lowest priced board game, like $2-3 in 1990
airwoman
Did AI draw this?
bogeymon13
This was drawn literally decades before AI...
Thorketil
RecurringNightmare
nah, just late "artistical" input and an artist who didnt give a fuck by that point...like, two kids, strutting happily into some direction...you wanna draw them side-by-side so they are walking together and not one following the other, but from the given perspective that would make one cover the other, so the one closer to the viewer has to trail slightly...then they are kids and not soldiers, so you have to make their steps not match...and because they are like almost running you have to >
RecurringNightmare
> really emphasize the arm movements...and then someone came along like "can you add more 'harmony'? like have them hold hands?" and then the artist looked at the arms and the torsos and thought about anatomy and how the shoulders would have to be drawn and everything and was like "fuck that"...because to draw that scene correctly while still keeping all the other points i meantioned is quite difficult actually...<<<
airwoman
Y'all I know this isn't AI, that was a joke. Probably should have gone with "Looks like an AI drawing" or at least a '/s' lol
WombBruiser69
It was clearly a joke, some people just look for any opportunity to “correct” someone
bamblebimble
It wasn't clearly a joke, there are many children that may use this app and wouldn't know. I saw someone mention that their kid thought a picture on the wall was a FaceTime with their grandmother.
WombBruiser69
So they have the intelligence of a child? Kids shouldn’t be on this app anyways
Rogahar
No, just an artist who either wasnt paid enough for the workload involved; which can result in some AI-like output sometimes as they tend to say "fuck it then, I ain't trying"
murderhobbit
Or? You used either but only listed one option.
Gruesslibaer
He got to the end of the clause and said "Fuck it, I ain't trying."
Rogahar
Its early and I'm still waking up. I reworded the way I wrote the sentence and forgot to remove the "either". My b.
murderhobbit
No no it's fair. Tis pretty early
Thorketil
Good morning!
Nalianna
Nalianna
Rogahar
See that one could be an underpaid artist or it could be the result of the owner doing it themselves and lacking the knowledge to either edit a picture of peas to fit that side of the plate or find a picture that was already the right way up for that side of the plate.
Rogahar
Either way, paying an actual professional would have prevented the problem.
Nalianna
Either/Or. It's still crazy to see.
quagma
hey, at least gloppy isn't the creepshow that's count licorice.
MAN9000
Hey, no kink shaming.
TouchMyInfection
ErniesWidow
He looks like a Scarlet Lily beetle.
FelonyRaptor
Mmmm... shiny...
CulpaScintilla
Oh god that's not a cane is it
onlymostofthetime
to quote a twitter screenshot I can't find, "when I say I'm saving myself for the lord, this is who I'm talking about."
IIikethecutofyourjib
Candy "Him"
Ghlargh
You can tell it's made by Americans because more than half of him is "red licorice". It's still better than what a licorice cartoon character tended to be in Europe at the time. It was usually a racist mockery of a black African made from licorice candy pieces.
Gruesslibaer
You can also tell it's made by Americans because it's an American game.
bhobby1212
No, adapted from an Indian game, brought to England and then America.
bhobby1212
There are 88 counties that are English is the official/legal/cultural language.
TGWeaver
You can also tell it's made by Americans because it's not spelled Lourde Licourice
LariCheltsy
michiyl
*Liquouriçe
samwyze
Gimme a scotch on the rocks-wait a sec, make it neat, instead. I don't need liquor ice.