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If you know what he means
Apr 21, 2019 7:22 PM
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ObliqueRay
Born to play Deadpool.
Weirdscenesinsidethegoldmine
AllForFee
I love this man.
tehaoer
Rifneno
Is it green? I thought they took that ring away from Lobo...
Kafula1106
The title of this post is equivalent to someone circling a meme punchline in red
Escapist83
"WAIT FOR IT.."
Lifk
6,75 inch / 17 cm between season
BonPublic
It could have been smaller but Notre Dame is still hot... Ok i leave... Sorry...
JustCallMeAlan
Funny how nature works.
ExtraWoody
kstrtroi
strangerthanfiction1
“Like a frightened turtle!”
buxhycifxr
henrysnugglemonster
It’s shrinkage!
ilovefluids
Like a frightened turtle!
Hansenmsu
"You mean like laundry?"
irislovesneko
Butters. I can’t help if your wiener is pulling a scared turtle
BerniBirke
infinitejigglypuff
The metal actually does shrink when its cold.
lexxie2288
Maybe a fire would help....
FlyBoyG
Technically metal does expand and contracts based on temperature.
ced1106
It's not how tall your monument is, it's how many want to see it and go to the top.
KaptenN
Technically true. Metal is very susceptible to expand and retract due to temperature.
yvogi
Why do we buy trash bags... If we are going to throw them away
DarkHorseDreams
We know you think dicks are beautiful
readerreaper
One of my cats is 15 years old and has lost her tail, shattered her pelvis, been set on fire twice and almost been run over 1/2
readerreaper
Several more times, her name is Sam but after she lost her tail, 13 years ago, we nicknamed her Nubby too.
zykotec
Is it possible that he is referring to the changing lenght of steel beams at different temperatures?
rhetoricIjustmether
Yes, he is certainly talking about that.
bardman135
He's referring to temperature's effects on the perceived size of erections.
spasian
No
sjthompson1989
Keep hold of this innocence for as long as you can, for when it goes...
zykotec
sorry, wrought iron
HTML5client
Common misconception. The main supporting beams are made out of 3 day old baguettes. Most of the smaller pieces are iron though.
Limpinlostboy
Little factoid, the baguettes are heat treated, uh, uh, toasted, for strength.
MrMattster
0
BrewmasterDan
Penus
GummiBurgers
Thanks for your contribution
kelpsie
"Steel beams" - Is that what kids are calling them these days?
wtforero
Technically correct, the best kind of correct!
waitdoyounot
Possible yes. Probable no.
BisonMooseDuck
It’s Ryan freaking Reynolds. He was making a joke.
zykotec
AMRIV
Cold air can't shrink wrought iron beams.
xofox
Actualy it does search up linear thermal expansion. It probably isnt a very large difference for iron but at that scale there is a differenc
AMRIV
xofox
Lmao alright my bad
xofox
There are just some people that actually are dumb on the internet
VictorFries
Mmm... steal beams... lasers and bees. And fuck thermodynamics!
Imafarmboy
a 100 foot long steel beam at 1000°c will extend 10 inches in 10 minutes. According to my structure class with ongoing fire damage
SaturnineCult
Fun fact of the day is: In winter it shrinks as much as 6 inches or 15 cm, compared to warm summer day.
TinnyOctopus
Relatable.
NacLac
You need to have 6 inches to shrink by that much.
Cr8tive
TinnyOctopus
Oh, ouch. Won't even let me claim average.
GriffinMann41
Nah, he just gains a bit of a man gash in the cold
badace8
Pretty sure he is not talking about that.
sindail
I'm just as dumbfounded as you. It's people like this that don't deserve Ryan. Thanks for the post
zykotec
Hate to ruin a joke like this, but I watched two guys a girl and a pizzaplace
zykotec
back when that was a nex cool series. I'm so old that I refer to Nathan Fillion as 'that guy from that series'
zykotec
well, maybe he is really interested in thermodynamics?
TheKungFuJew
Whoosh, goes the sound of both a couple of airplanes and the joke that went over your head
zykotec
Are you saying people would like , go on the internet and use sarcasm and irony withouh any warning at all ?
imshibagel
It's the internet. You have no way to know that his response isn't also sarcastic
Beaverbrown55
They should start a fire next to it to make it bigger.
Percevaus
Light a bush on fire?
ImShocked
Stop burning landmarks
BeepBoopSneepSnop
Tterror8790
Friction might do the trick too
dumbinsults
Team America will help you out.
MuffinProof
Wasn't that gi Joe?
BebbybbeB
I believe they blew up London in GI Joe
MuffinProof
That was in Retaliation
dumbinsults
Both. The Eiffel tower doesn't get much love.