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When you realize Valentine's Day is only a month away
Jan 13, 2018 2:30 AM
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
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BolenArrow
Glute raises are what he really should be doin.
erischilde
When he finally gets into rhythm, it's kinda hypnotic.
tapemeasurepencilpenmouse
Idk whats more disturbing. What hes actually doing or that hes watching himself?
PopularOutcast
When the reps are just right
FullCrimsonic
Stretch out your hip flexors, quads and hamstrings, do back extensions, russian ab twists and lunges for amazing sex muscles.
gelit
When you have a secret fetish for sweaty floor mats but have to pretend to work out in order to sexually enjoy them. #myasslooksgoodtho
c0nman
i want to think that he's using the weight to massage out a muscle on his side/back but most sane people would bridge on their back
zombiejon
Most sane people would use a foam roller.
Fizzledrizzle69
Something tells me he's doing it wrong...
3MidgetsInATrenchCoat
You're not doing it wrong if no one knows what you're doing
Dpwdesigns
At least somebody was spotting him
NorseGod222
My hand is ready.
Stinkypeep
Do you want MRSA? That's how you get MRSA
EdwardStarsmith
Because you are going to be asked: MRSA = Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. Nasty, hard to treat skin infections.
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Galisthenics
Brandy321
what a dumbbell
unsatisfyedGamer
CaspianQuix
Get after it.
SuCkAtwatBoOgiee
That booty jiggle tho....
RyanOchoa
Cook push-ups!
BanishedBook
I'm here for the comments
AndrewH6
Cock push ups.
SquintyCas
One is all you need.
intolerable
In Finland it’s called “friends day” but it’s becoming more and more like US Valentine’s Day. I hate it.
Glitterbrisket
wandergeist
MRW somebody tells me Valentine's Day is only a month away and I'm going to be Solo for yet another year:
Catcatcatcarcat
If you observe carefully this is the Pull Out Exercise Since the heavy part is when he pulls up. Stay tuned next for Pounding Exercise.
woozle
that's too much work
Craigpd
So..No one going to mention the dicks who left the leg press and smith machine weighted up?
miggy372
I don’t see a problem
weedsaveslife
Yeah right! He gonna pull something.
MosesSnoopALoop
Preparing for the local twerk off.
pyne
Do you want to catch athlete's dick? Because that's how you catch athlete's dick
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Or a fucked up back
Archonish
Isn't jock itch just athletes foot that got near your junk?
knivesbt007
Yep, tinea cruris, also known as jock rot. It affects the inner area of thigh close to reproductive organs. I am fun at parties, I promise.
Kovahjin
Athlete's dick is no joke. If you suspect you or a loved one has athlete's dick, please consult our law firm immediately.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
You may be entitled to over-compensation!
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Hah, firm.
MrArchitect
What's he doing
FierceAndAdorable
Building stamina
CluelessTennisball
Playing super Mario sunshine
koboshi
Realizing Valentine’s Day is only a month away
attofreak
Resistance Twerking
LiberalViking
The real answer is that he's probably trying to massage some lower back stiffness or cramp. Still not a good way to do it but have faith.
FrequentListenerFirstTimeCaller
Those hips do lie... on the floor...
Loominati
Okay the comments here are fucking gold.
dav3nasty
That’s what he’s trying to do. Gotta level up from rubber floor to gold.
Loominati
While I started that comment I stopped and spent a bit looking for the joke after I said "fucking gold" but left it for someone else.
Tishall
My guess he's trying to workout his butt, and has no idea what he's doing.
golfworksleep
Getting banned from his gym lol
whoopiedoo
Some fucking bullshit
garbagetrash101
Smashin weights
youloveus
He's working out his fuck muscles, duh
HughLaurie
Nothing productive, that's for sure.
mentalproblemz
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? -Susan Not right now. -Chris A girl's gotta have her standards. -Susan
ejacutron
Those are clearly "cock-pushups".
dav3nasty
This is my favorite comment thread of the year so far.
WATHAPPENED
Thrusters
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
Apparently the floor
AfterTimeAdrift
+1 you double-dipping dickhead lmao
Rinostar
bariss2569
This made me laugh for so many reasons
BobBillyDoe
Name a few.
Kopar
Well, if his workout works, probably some hot babes
MiracleWhoop
Making changes
HalfPint13
Training for The Sexual Olympics, Pound Town 2020.
dlanod
Twerking out
coasterghost
Having a seizure
frowardd
he doesn't know either
mywifehasthebestass
Dry humping the mailbox.
Dontwatchmespotme
His best
WhiteningMcClean
relevant username
CptRobotNinja
Bless his heart
DolleryDoos
Yankee Translation: Idiot.