TheDirtySanchezBros
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I promise you that if you join our ranks of the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment and fight the fascists, you will find glory. If we win, and our amazons find you attractive and consent is given, you will die the way most men can only dream of. If we lose, you will die in the glory of battle. Either way, you will join the rest of us in Valhalla!
HeadJamistan
Why the fuck do we need some dude reactions there? Gimme that uncut wiscussy.
AdroitCudgel
There is no good and evil, there is only chair, and those who are too weak to be smothered by it.
XorKaya
Stephen King
laner7112000
insaaanity
Dude just rips off her talking points that he's cutting out. Also IKEA isn't easily assembled furniture, that's what it sells.
Iullabee
roses are red,
I love you.
sit on my head,
until my face turns blue.
BentwanJameson
Alexap30
I've cleaned so many mixer-thingies off of butter, to not be sitted upon? That's an ill fortune.
CallMeMcGyver
I remember that speech from the Lord of the Rings... inspirational it was.
pocsaclypse
hanmerhack
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HeadJamistan
I can assure you that she dosn't care about your opinion at all.
TheLastBootyBender
And you've too many words, about 4 too many
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
YouEatYellowSnow
+1 Minnesota and Wisconsin
Anfalicious
I can tie cherry stems into knots without using my hands
bobbersonbob
those must be some talented toes
Anfalicious
When i was a kid i could play piano with my toes. Unfortunately I have poor spatial awareness so they have now all been broken many, many times and dont work like they used to
bobbersonbob
imagine if they still worked. you'd be legendary with your tickle toes and stem tying tongue
Anfalicious
I've had my share of booty calls that have ended with "we can't do this again" cos I am a bit of a nightmare to be around tbh
HogWashDiddler
Ride my face to yggdrasil
secretdpp
The pervert in me says YES. The Norse Pagan for 28 years in me says, drowning gets you sent to Njords hall not Odin.
FestusMA
Vaghalla!
NoPostsOnlyComments
I volunteer as tribute
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
I don’t go yo the gym for nothing, i’m here to be durable, strong, and sittable for my wife. I didn’t eat all these pudding cups and tongue the bit stuck to the side for nothing, lemme put all that practice to use.
SalvadoroftheDali
I go just to look good for other dudes. Most woman like the dad bod. You even lift bro? 🤣🤣
adamlstf9
I love baking brownies. Licking the whisk clean makes great practice.
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
ThisGuyPostingThings
I prefer her original video, not the intercut one. I kinda hate this TikTok intercut style.
CrimsonPermanentAssurance
Link?
TheDoctorCrankenstein
NoPostsOnlyComments
I like this
TheDoctorCrankenstein
This was 2 weeks ago, the fuck you doin scrolling posts this old?
AK90
TikTok in general is shit so its not surprising xD
sneakypoo
Welp, I guess I'm out of luck on account of the attractiveness criteria not being met.
iusedtodream
If they don't find you handsome at least be handy
hergurh
they really can't see your face from that angle anyway
Zedrapazia
Don't be too harsh on yourself. My fiance is a rather short guy with a programmer belly and a nerdy face, and I (industrial goth woman) love him dearly. Not everyone cares that much about appearances, I believe he is adorable the way he is, and his personality is just wonderful.
TheDirtySanchezBros
One person’s trash is another person’s treasure. Incel culture has convinced people that they can’t be attractive to anyone, ever, and that’s simply not true.
sneakypoo
Putting me in the camp of incels would imply I put the blame on women, which I definitely do not. Not their fault I'm ugly.
TheDirtySanchezBros
No no no. I’m saying their bullshit is bleeding into mainstream culture.