FredGarvinMaleProstitute
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This is my cross to BEAR
Mar 29, 2026 11:37 AM
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
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This is my cross to BEAR
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
I snort it out of the bag with a boba straw
spittleteets
There are worse appendages one could stick in there
WeatherWiz
I feel bad putting my whole hand in, so I just put it on a plate and slurp it up like an animal
rockhydra
You Apologies to man. Cheese is for all
Spaceboyardee
ICanStopScrollingAnyTime
You mean cheese-like food product.
ispendtomuchtimehere
I put shredded cheese in my queso
Pavloval
Buy a block and grate it yourself. Costs a fraction of the price and it's a lot fresher. Save the pre-shredded stuff for special times.
Fishy820
As long as it isn't the dollar store "shredded cheese"
evilspock
The only sin here is bagged shredded cheese. Freshly shredded is so much more decadent.
2am. Freshly shredded cheese on a paper plate. Scarf it two fisted. Clean up nothing, like a savage visited and had a cheese orgy. No regrets.
Peden1
Sometimes I dump it straight into my mouth... You're doing better than I am IMO
nomikos
I only do this? don't want my hands to get greasy
trinxter
The real confessions should be from those who never have.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Everyone does.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Yes
nintendolunchbox
As a teen I worked at Taco bell. Having bins of shedded cheese available was glorious
IgnisInvictus
As opposed to with a fork? Everyone eats it out of the bag with their hands, typically not the entire bag, but you do you.
McFrazzlestache
Yes, and?
Unfortunate500
Oh sure...you think you are better than the rest of us out here using our feet?
TheYodajen
All the time! And whatever drops to the floor my dogs get
Predacane35
I gave a piece to my cat. He was not amused.
friendsofsandwiches
SpicyGoober
I love doing this with my dog on the rare occasion. Looks so funny if you record it in slowmo
friendsofsandwiches
woodchipper sound
UpvotingtheHotButton
Unless you are eating the whole bag in just a few days, I’d recommend pouring the cheese into your hand or a small bowl, or using clean tongs/chopsticks. Otherwise your snack might soon have green fingerprints growing in it. Otherwise, keep up the good work - high protein snack with fat to keep you feeling full longer.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
There are easier ways to consume cheese
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
Never Eat Shredded Cheese! Wait, is that correct?
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MoschopsUK
I lick it directly from the cheese grater.
psstuphere
I shredd cheese with my fingernails
charondaboatman
What are you supposed to do, use a fork?? +1
vnqx
You're supposed to pour it into your hands like a civilized person
SvenSkullhammer
Yes. When you find yourself in the kitchen at three o’clock at night craving shredded dairy products, carefully place the cheese on the back of your fork…
BlackTrashTiger
Chopsticks
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Use someone else's penis as a spoon
LespritDeLescalier22
Huh
CinnamonBunny
But why? That's disgusting. At least add it on some bread and melt it first.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
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Peden1
Unmelted cheese without bread is amazing though
CinnamonBunny
No.