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cattlegrazer82
Well my pharmacist knows. I know that because she told me, even though I said she didn't have to give me the speech.
donsterkay
This semen breathed sperm receptacle would be better off "Epsteined".
Shadowkrieger
We all know MTG is a fucking idiot. Its the people that voted for her that are unfathomably dumber than her.
Snooj
One major side effect is exposure to the idea of it causes some people to openly telegraph how stupid they are.
baronthompson
She’s so dangerous. Should be locked up for her lies. Such a shame people believe her and she doesn’t get held to account.
DreadzkieOnTwitch
I will only take horse dewormer because my doctor will tell me how dangerous it is.
GoliathSkittles
Honestly, the fact that y'all have TV ads for prescription drugs is a whole other nightmare too.
OgreMkV
I guarantee you, "they" know the name of every molecule in the Covid vaccines and describe them chemically and in drawings.
ForRohan
Please, have hearings.
404GravitassNotFound
We know exactly what's in them. You don't know what toxins are in sanitary products however because they don't have to tell you.
crossingdynasty
“This well documented, open to the public information won’t silence me, because I can’t read!”
MatthewBecker
Huh, both were listed what is she talking about
PenanceArkana
She believes in the "DiedSuddenly" conspiracy theory, where every odd death of a vaccinated person was caused by the vaccine and covered up.
MrsGogol
elBirdnose
Will never understand the logic they're using as it's getting people killed and reducing the Republicans base of voters... Great logic.
PressthamGravey
Walkingbillboard
The "Bullshit" episode on vaccines should be required viewing.
Filanwizard
Side discussion, the fact that TV advertised prescriptions is so common she can offhand ref it is an actual problem.
Filanwizard
Just imagine if lawmakers focused on actually dangerous shit like that and not Qanon myths.
jamesCosmosBaron
Oh my god?!?!? So what’s in my aspirin?!?!? I bet it’s fentynal!!! Wish I could read!!!
igiggledtoohard
But they did tell us the side effects of the covid vaccine, it was the ability to survive having covid.
Fireninja404
in seriousness, the nurses that give the shots do tell side effects before they give the shots. both common and rare symptoms
itsjustplaid
They literally give you a document listing the ingredients when you get your shot (or at least, for me). You can also look it up online.
okkehel
We don't have commercials about prescription drugs in EU country.
whatsisname
Stop cropping the date out of tweets.
BoogieWoogieWookiee
WTF are they still going on about this? Where's the massive casualties it caused? Where's the mind controlled slaves? Just FFS...
MapleSyrupMafia
War on Christmas is over, caravans are long gone, so they need something.
tkisu1977
Oh, c'mon now. Good ol' Dave Stockton has the evidence that over 1000 athletes have died from it. You would trust Dave wouldn't you?
BoogieWoogieWookiee
...what the hell does it take to convince the fucking idiots that THESE fucking idiots are fucking idiots?
Fireninja404
people are blaming every death on vaccines now. car crash? vaccine. gun shot? vaccine. cancer? vaccine. it's dumb
Daarst
When I got my shot I got a sheet that had potential side effects listed.
supervillin
Get outta here with your truth and your facts, they don't work on her.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
She represents a vast swathe of the american public. Bunch of really stupid people only alive because of social safety nets they despise.
Tybeedude
Her electorate is beyond belief....Parts of Northern Ga are so wildly right wing they make the rest of the country look like beginners
drdildamesh
It's like the Truman Show but they can go wherever they want and no one is actively trying to hide anything from them.
leftbanana
The ingredients of the COVID vaccines are known. Just not to idiots like MTG.
VSGH
Still boggles my mind that there are even commercials for prescription drugs in the states.
Fireninja404
same here in canada. last one I saw was literally just "here's the name of the drug, ask your doctor about it!" and nothing else. insane
tachometer74
I remember a drug that had "increased risk taking behavior" as a possible side effect. How 'bout y'all make THAT a drug. I'm down.
Kamchatkah
Isn't that just cocaine?
Zreen
Would certain alcohols count?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
pretty sure that's just tequila
TheChunguskaEvent
I mean the exact ingredients are listed in the prescribing information, but never change, Q lady
frischcode
Also on the fda site here. https://www.fda.gov/media/144638/download
crazyspelling
Honestly I've been trying to find the actual ingredients on the CDC website and failed, so THANK YOU.
MrMcCarrick
I wouldn't mind if she changed. Preferably into an obituary.
HelpfulCorn
Are they still on about that? I thought we'd moved to a new conspiracy by now
FetteredJuvenescence
To be fair there is some resistance to acknowledging the side effects that do exist, but that's the fault of people like her tbh.
frischcode
I had the most common one; injection site specific soreness. I was stabbed with a needle, so fair due.
FetteredJuvenescence
Pretty sure I had myocarditis, but it wasn't worth trying to convince the doctors so I waited it out.
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
1/2] with lists of side effects and complications. And you can't have a list. There are 4 types of vaccines readily available...
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
2/2] Johnson & Johnsons viral vector vaccine will have different side effects than Moderna's mRNA vaccine.
SteveMND
Those are the ingredients they WANT you to think are in there—not the REAL ingredients, which include alien scales and ground-up babies! /s
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Scales as in hard geometric substances that grow from alien skin? OR scales as in stuff aliens use to measure the weight of stuff?
Troldann
We know this is the truth because they won’t say these are the ingredients. Why wouldn’t they list them? Because they don’t want us to know!
SteveMND
( Plus, how sad is it that I felt the need to add the /s because there are people who do actually believe stuff like that? )
Jteg
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
I don’t think it’s the vaccine killing everyone, but the microchip in the vaccine that’s doing it instead
rukeman
I thought it was the 5G that was sucking my soul out.
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
It’s a combination of all of these things, our world in general, and life itself
horseman05
BastardMan1977
I hope for your sake you forgot the /s
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
Didn’t think I needed it. Looks like I did though
CaldariBob
But the chip gives such fantastic 5G reception! It's totally worth it!
DrShrimpPuertoRico85
BastardMan1977
What deadly side effects, Marjorie Spork-foot?
mrthewhitee
Diamond apparently died of the vaccine, despite never grtting it... so must be pretty deadly right? /s
IndignantQueef
Several of my coworkers legit believe that a Covid vax booster caused Damar Hamlin's cardiac arrest.
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KirbyUOR
Aw man, I was just about to go to bed, too. I swear if I have nightmares, you're getting my therapy bill
MikeRInternetTraveler
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
BastardMan1977
That’s Marjorie spork-foot’s spork feet
PrincePiggo
Several generations of inbreeding probably.
Semphir
There has been deaths. But maybe in tens of people. Quick google said 3 in US by mid 2021. Someone in the UK. Nothing strange about it
Walkingbillboard
The insane part is they are using the acknowledged deaths/side effects a weapon "They told us it was 100% safe and 100% effective!?!?!?!"
jimicus
Considering there's been a few billion vaccinated, I like those odds.
Navrodel
I kept hearing trucker swearing up and down that they all "personally knew a hundred people" that had died from the vaccine. Part of the >
Navrodel
> reason for those "freedom convoys" - there's a lot of koolaid getting pedaled to a lot of gullible people.
AMercer
Wonder if she knows there are dozens of deaths each year from antibiotic allergies.
Semphir
Doubtful. And if she does it's obviously not a concern. People like antibiotics.
Semphir
Id say it sounds low compared to the amount of people dying from medicine. But i guess it's because they ask you to stay around after...
Semphir
.. So they can help you if you react to the vaccine...not saying she's not a bag full of crazy. Just that there has been a few deaths.
Semphir
probably a yearly vaccination against covid just like with the flu. Mainly old people. Doubt it's going away. Dumb people will though