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Dec 11, 2021 6:12 PM
splungedude
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Source: Buttersafe.com
TheObstinateOne
Boneless had a child??
Pokegeologist
Alternate retelling of Edward Scissorhands?
confracto
And remember, if you've got time to gab, you've got time for crab!
spudule
I've got to hand it to you, that's a heart warming story
Enoan
now he's one with the sea https://youtu.be/xMJMDEDXwec
monicafallulahgellar
My parents told me about the time they paid to see lobster boy in the 80s. Then lobster man was murdered by the wife he abused.
Ryebread91
He'd make a killing selling and arranging bonsai
weidermeijer
He coulda popped their heads off like a zit.
Colopty
Relevant Mattias Pilhede: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SY2Bph9zA
thisiscatman
Nice, not amazing, but nice. Needs more cats, but otherwise very good.
DaNylz
SOOON may the wellerman come...
HadrosaurHaunches
There once was a boy that.. no wait.. who p aarrr dangit! I will always read "there once was" in shanty melody, i am forever damaged by that
DarkwingDuc
So the moral is… play the lottery?
TurtleNeckingToHollyWood
This guy likes to party
WarlordPipsqueak
The moral is: No matter what you'll look like, you won't be happy until you have massive amounts of money.
AtsaMattaForMe
JTechnopotheosis
this does not explain why he isn't wearing any pants.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I enjoy how Saitama has literally zero qualms about killing.
GeForcen
And eating the people he has killed.
PosthumousExile
Sounds like y'all have some kind of mutagen in your environment...
BaronZemoDisco
Secret of the ooze.
dragonace16
Shhhh don't give away what the "grape" jelly is made out of.
FuckmotheringxVampire
Dude, I watched one punch man, that isn't how the story ended
Ryebread91
Same with Edward scissor hands
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Man not all crab people are the same. That’s racist AF
ZebAsiz
No one's drawn nipples on his chest yet in permanent marker.
fastjeff
So, wanna go find that crabhanded bastard and rip his eye out?
Auxilium
That one wasn't born that way, he just ate too much Crayfish
Crowlands
Theory: Based on him, and the guy addicted to car mods who became a car man, Saitama is a "Strongest"-man.
Crowlands
That's how his training regime worked, and how he's able to beat Anyone. His strength is N+1, where N is his opponent.
SouperScott
This doesn't explain why he's not a psycho though, or why he didn't change physically. Everyone other monster changed.
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
I’d say N is the value of the strongest being in the universe.
avidatheist
Saitama is a monster. He obsessed over something the way people that turn into monsters do and he underwent a transformation to become(1)
avidatheist
that which he was obsessed with. Also why Garou is only slowly turning into a monster. He didn't want to be a monster, he just wanted to(2)
avidatheist
beat the heroes. He's still under it all a good guy, but is slowly slipping into becoming an actual monster.(3/3)