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May 1, 2022 5:49 PM
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nukethemall
If Russians nuke Ukraine and Europe we are gona have great cartoons production after 30-40 years like Japan and become them best friends
Aristocrats
Awww. So sad... there were survivors....
immortalbucket
At this rate they’ll be able to take over all of NATO by the end of Summer.
AuditorInCharge
Who? Ukraine? Oh, definitely!
availlableusername
Source pleaaase!
somethingcleverlol
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10772727/Putins-military-commander-Valery-Gerasimov-wounded-forced-evacuate-war-zone.html
somethingcleverlol
https://www.kyivpost.com/ukraine-politics/ukraine-says-russia-army-top-general-wounded-in-command-post-strike-dozens-killed.html
availlableusername
Thanks @OP! <3
kingbudo101
Almost like not using encrypted channels is a bad idea
yoyo42
If only someone hadn't blatted the entire mobile network as the first thing they did.
johniron1994NZ0
dont tell em
MyFactsAreAlwaysAlternativelyCorrect
Too bad. So sorry to see this happen. If only they never went to Ukraine.
Clockworkdancerobot
Beau talked about him. "Most sought after man in the world. https://youtu.be/7TJqxGYJsoQ
cbrfast980
Love beau. I am wearing the rule 303 shirt today. I actually got asked about it twice today
Clockworkdancerobot
This is not just a routine win.
khora
Him dying would have been better. Still a chance of that though.
metalrulercid
Good, fuck all of them and may they never find peace.
Blackfinity
davebeastly
Avalyr
This guy is the best in russian military for strategy, if he is given enough time alive, he might devise a doctrine that will work in Ukrain
Avalyr
Hopefully he doesn't return to Moscow
RelartOfGivia
The new western heavy weapons work
OrificeAndEurydice
Out of interest: how do you know this? What weapon did they use?
RelartOfGivia
I'm just making an assumption. But there are multiple reports of western precision artillery & MLRS counter artillery radar already deployed
OrificeAndEurydice
Ah cool I had heard they needed this to shell Russian artillery positions. I was afraid it would only be ready for use (delivery plus —>
OrificeAndEurydice
Training) only in a few weeks
FromTheBeyond
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
he's being towed to port
TobiFuenke
You mean a storm could be fatal for him now?
KoalaOnTheJuice
He suffered from a spontaneous fire. Nothing to do with Ukraine.
yoyo42
Sailors were rummaging around in him and touched something they shouldn't have.
mrrightnow510
Promotions all around
GTIBH
Kill them ALL
BellsTheorem
Nice shot.
IAmGORT
All these medals that they wear on their rinky-dink uniforms & all that's been exposed the last 3 months is how incompetent Russian Army is!
PrinceOfWhales
Would be better if they remove the biggest stinker of all.
akambe
It's a hydra. More Putins will take his place. It's full of hardliners and all of them want Ukraine.
BigSwede7403
True, but that f*cker is probably hiding out in the Yamantau bunker complex. Bit hard to reach him there.
SlightlyDodgy
You mean poo tin
MeasuredByFive
I don't usually wish people dead, I strongly suggest orhers do it.
Boxingjedi
BarfMonger
These people being dead means a bunch of others wont be.
SevTai
"I don't want to see anyone die, but there are some obituaries I could read with a chuckle."
brianglass10
Poor Valery…
NPaine
Apparently the orcs are using UKW freq to communicate. Ze Germans have an antenna near Augsburg which listens to EVERYTHING they are saying.
TheMeanGombeen
Ve haf vays of hearing you talk.
keillrandor
We're listening very carefully, even if you say it only once...
patta8388
There's more stuff down in Bavaria that's pointed east. Former American stations that are now run by the BND
NPaine
Yes exactly,near Gablingen. Apparently lots of communication of the Butcha butchers was intercepted by it and is used in the criminal case
patta8388
And Bad Aibling
NPaine
Thanks did not know that!
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
Russia is so incompetent that they lost more than 1000 tanks in less than 2 months.
ihateyouallandyouhatemetoo
notice the ONE person who has yet to even try visiting his troops on the front line has yet to even leave his city, but is perfectly ok (1)
ihateyouallandyouhatemetoo
with sending his generals and staff to the front lines. putin, im talking about putin, the little bitch is hiding in his mansion while (2)
ihateyouallandyouhatemetoo
sending his countrymen to die on some bullshit he made up.
egoAristippos
NZSheeps
https://www.nytimespost.com/putins-top-military-commander-valery-gerasimov-wounded-and-forced-to-evacuate-from-war-zone/
egoAristippos
Thanks
Atomsk
Russian mom: No, we have Christoph Waltz at home...
TheWeebleWobler
Please Mr Custer, I don't wanna go. Nooo
timGiraffeBeast
Punch all Nazis
DickGenie
The same guy Putain sent in to "secure victory," now wounded and evacuated to some safe zone. Lol
SalmonTheWise
I think I read about him going to Ukraine in last couple of days, this was fast.
BarfMonger
Painful wound to his foot.
kingbudo101
For the people that dont know, This guy is the Russian equivalent of Mark Milley who is the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
DonnyBorttz
I-is that important?
RelartOfGivia
This is huge
Sakkura
Though it's slightly different in Russia, the minister of defense is also a general - Sergey Shoigu - and is his boss.
SoNi2409
Shoigu has no militser carreer, he's a politician whose main qualities is being putin's buddy. He just got general rank because he enjoys it
Rulweylan
Worth noting that Russian doctrine makes him way more important than Miley. They are waaay more top-down than western armies.
PenelopePepperPants
Aussies, I looked up our equivalent: General Angus Campbell, Chief of the Defence Force. Kiwis, yours is Air Marshal Kevin Short.
DonnyBorttz
what are kiwis?
gotu1
New Zealand
DonnyBorttz
so people from new zealand are kiwi's? but... why..?
MrBarn
For Germany, equivalent of.... I DON'T KNOW
HarmlessPervert
Count Von Zeppelin...?
sombrerohorsewagon
alysma
The "Generalinspekteur der Bundeswehr", currently General Eberhard Zorn.
malbec
The general of Budweiser?!
mokzin
He has the most villainous name I've heard in a long while.
Dlebful
Idk man, last name of Zorn sounds like a protagonist on a Saturday morning cartoon.
SunAnvil
If this is true, why would he be that close to the fighting? I always assumed guys like this gave orders from waaaay back of the bullets.
ThatBobbyG
“Securing victory”
TheTrueRepairman
Because it's been going so poorly, that Putin is making others go in for accountability and to "provide leadership and inspiration".
kingbudo101
Their chain of command and communications is that fucked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TJqxGYJsoQ&t=1s good vid on him
bobGrimer
I knew it was going to be Beau.
Rulweylan
In western militaries, sure. Officers are expected to adapt and improvise based on strategic decisions from the brass. 1/?
Rulweylan
In Russia, not so much. They don't like junior officers getting too much of a taste for independent thought. So the brass need to be 2/?
Rulweylan
much closer to the fighting if something doesn't go to plan. The more their plans fall apart, the more they have to personally fix them 3/3
Avalyr
He needs to be up front to figure out a doctrine to work against ukraine. Supposedly a genius it would be dangerous to let him return to RU
LurkerOfDarkness
Insanely low troop morale.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Isn't he one of the guys that can stop puton from pressing the button??
newsguycraigevans
I could read about the Russians losing high ranking officers all day.
OmnipotentBeing
Too bad he survived.
khora
And reportedly one of the smart ones.
atomfixes101
Not that smart, went into active war zone, only slightly behind front lines, knowing the us is calling out their location :/
KillingTlme
Which is why he is making up a story to get him away from any risks, while maintaining his "toughness"
MoschopsUK
I'm unconvinced. If I were a top Russian general sent into Ukraine in the last week, I would be basically fucking invisible.
reineseele
^ that. find a bunker. stay in it and delegate your troops.
LurkerOfDarkness
Problem is their troops have so low morale the higher ups needs to go all the way to the front to motivate them.
reineseele
back in the days they had body doubles for that. guess that doesnt work anymore. xD
sevenpillarsofwisdom
true. need source. guy is basically father of current Russian military, geopolitical, influence strategy
MrAdamArce
The problem, I'm assuming here, would be trying to hide from US satellites
gondolph
Maybe if you were in charge there would be no war!
cominginhot
and still rushed B like the others
ShibesKeanu
Now he’s the Chairman of the Dead Chiefs of Staff
Dranton12
My next band name.
Sleepy360
Name of your band or your new album?
kingbudo101
Well not dead, if reports are correct, he is just injured
ShibesKeanu
Now he’s the Chairman of the Injured Chiefs of Staff
redpandabanana
Broken chair*
UggItsThatKid24