Sep 4, 2020 1:39 AM
ChunkyChewbacca
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chefChr1s
First noodling, now yall hunting deer with your bare hands
kgarthe1313369
Think his buddies soaked his underwear in female deer urine good thing he didn’t fall down he’d probably b pregnant
TacticoolWolf
Your chances of getting killed by a deer are low, but never zero.
easyoneundone
get out asshole
acejlp
Go for the nuts!
HelpOurSouls
adr1an
A source for this? It's so awesome... go bambi !!
TheSlackerKing
dont unmute
isthisjunkmail
Oh deer!
FunmonkeyCT
A doe
Jewdakris
Bambi 4: The Revenge
ckmomma
azarza
good example of how determination beats a bigger unmotivated foe
GingaNinja88
He doesn’t seem interested in fighting back. Probably a different story if so lol.
precisely
BIC777
Venison?
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
You killed my f***ing mom!!!- Bambi probably
Gumbygirlbarkingorchid
Bambi be done with this hunting nonsense.
MemeLandLord
Even worst - this guy took some pictures of her
AisforApple
Foot pics, I bet.
Inarticulated
Ugh don't unmute this one.. I genuinely don't understand how people thinks this adds to anything.. I'd rather hear the situation itself..
Bananananananannananana
Haha! My daughter and I saw two deer in the woods today. I thought we were lucky. Apparently we were lucky not to get in a fight!
meganical
I’ve been challenged to fight by FAR more spiders than any other animal in existence. None other has the balls to charge at me in my home
MissAizea
A spider running towards you isn't threatening you, they raise their legs in the air to threaten you.
tbomber
I like it when the food chain is questioned.
ongabonga
StandBackSomeonesOffened
Until it questions you
Ginoawesomesauce
v
Yup. Saw this a few years ago and looked into it. Interesting results.
Sneakiest
I would be eating that thing for sure
Theotokoss
Don't feel so 'apex predator' now, do you?! DO YOU?!
seePyou
yeah, because he is trying NOT to hurt it.
TheNLK
People always forget that we have primate hands.. we can just grab those legs and bend them the wrong way, then the fight is over
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Feisty little bugger !
RichardHardley
You can get a painful bruise should one of her hooves connect.
boblives
What he should've done
Apothecarius
EXACTLY what I thought of!!
furezasan
Oh yeah
plasteredpenguins
This fight is more epic than any fight by goku
OneOneNiner
Outstanding move
Ryukee
Is that the same anime with the guy handing guns to crabs?
Eifrum
Your disney princess status is REVOKED! We're sending the deer of doom.
bwizzle360
Chronic Wasting Disease?
siler7
No, I think that's a deer.
knuckledeepinachicken
I'm betting hormones during rutting season. Looks like normal territoriality to me.
vitaminalgas
That or those brain controlling parasites
Any1EyeWant
Stephen King: Dreamcatcher
RollerbladeRory
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Every animal including humans has an off switch. The nose. Hit the nose of any animal correctly and they stop whatever they are doing.
skincancerisfun
I thought it was the bumhole
Cogneesant
That's the reset switch
hotdudecurator
Interesting. That's definitely true for humans. Hit hard enough and it'll switch them off.
Hyero
Back of the jaw below the ear is a good off switch. Definitely a lot easier than the nose.
I read an article in an old newspaper where a retired boxer, turned realtor, was attacked by a doe while showing a house. He dropped it, lol
AlphaIndustrial
A good throat punch does wonders
K9877
Deering intensifies
Completelyrandomsentence1
Fancy losing a fight with bambi.
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Should've suplexed his ass
typicallurkerlikelyshitposter
Dont be ridiculous. The deer doesnt have thumbs. Hows he suppose to grab the dude to suplex him?
Got to get between the hoof I guess
Allisrevealed
I'd put that deer in guillotine so quick.
DontTazeMeBrah
This is perfect. Thank you for your service.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
H...how is there a gif for this!?
Zyrixion
Look up Nichijou. Watch it.
ZVMaker
Nichijou is an experience
r4wb3rry
I swear to god the a goddamn gif for everything.
Rayxzerox
anime
allofyoursmiles
The scene is just as out of place in the episode too lol
+1 for Mystikal.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
Mystikal is in my humble opinion, the worst rapper to ever record music
ThunderMifflin82
You've clearly never heard Unpredictable.
I would rather listen to an Ice JJ Fish/Yoko Ono mash up than Mystikal
pocket8s
Mystikal had some bad stuff... but he had some really, really great stuff. Worst rapper ever? Not even close, dude.
I reiterate "my humble opinion"
DagothWit
His label mate Silk the Shocker was far, FAR worse.
I would say they're 51/49, just cause of that manger with Mia
ClassyClook
Watch yoself
pfunkypancake
Pussy Crook!!!
Even worse than the mumble stuff?
I would listen to a "lil *whatever*" potpourri on repeat instead of mystikal. I'll listen to "cash me ouside" girl full blast before him
Damn. Fair enough.
All fairness tho, I was a huge No Limit fan in the late 90's. I even had the swap meet cheap gold plated Tank necklace
TheEliteInvaderZim
I used to be an alligator wrestler and in our small zoo we had a doe like this. She had to be kept far from any gator because 1/2
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
I read that at first as, “we had a hoe like this.” Shaking my head.
She just kept murdering them. She must have killed like 3 gators.
This sounds like the most interesting children’s book or cartoon
cptcr
why did you stop being an alligator wrestler?
AFrugalMoogle
Asking the important questions.
I had to quit so I could concentrate fully to my senior year of highschool.
Hang on, you were wrestling alligators in high school? You grew up somewhere wild.
MercuryAI
Seems pretty normal in Florida.
Florida. I got a job cleaning and feeding the animals but grew into more responsibility. I was 17 at the time. Fun fact: 1/2
chefChr1s
First noodling, now yall hunting deer with your bare hands
kgarthe1313369
Think his buddies soaked his underwear in female deer urine good thing he didn’t fall down he’d probably b pregnant
TacticoolWolf
Your chances of getting killed by a deer are low, but never zero.
easyoneundone
get out asshole
acejlp
Go for the nuts!
HelpOurSouls
adr1an
A source for this? It's so awesome... go bambi !!
TheSlackerKing
dont unmute
isthisjunkmail
Oh deer!
FunmonkeyCT
A doe
Jewdakris
Bambi 4: The Revenge
ckmomma
azarza
good example of how determination beats a bigger unmotivated foe
GingaNinja88
He doesn’t seem interested in fighting back. Probably a different story if so lol.
azarza
precisely
BIC777
Venison?
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
You killed my f***ing mom!!!- Bambi probably
Gumbygirlbarkingorchid
Bambi be done with this hunting nonsense.
MemeLandLord
Even worst - this guy took some pictures of her
AisforApple
Foot pics, I bet.
Inarticulated
Ugh don't unmute this one.. I genuinely don't understand how people thinks this adds to anything.. I'd rather hear the situation itself..
Bananananananannananana
Haha! My daughter and I saw two deer in the woods today. I thought we were lucky. Apparently we were lucky not to get in a fight!
meganical
I’ve been challenged to fight by FAR more spiders than any other animal in existence. None other has the balls to charge at me in my home
MissAizea
A spider running towards you isn't threatening you, they raise their legs in the air to threaten you.
tbomber
I like it when the food chain is questioned.
ongabonga
StandBackSomeonesOffened
Until it questions you
Ginoawesomesauce
tbomber
Yup. Saw this a few years ago and looked into it. Interesting results.
Sneakiest
I would be eating that thing for sure
Theotokoss
Don't feel so 'apex predator' now, do you?! DO YOU?!
seePyou
yeah, because he is trying NOT to hurt it.
TheNLK
People always forget that we have primate hands.. we can just grab those legs and bend them the wrong way, then the fight is over
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Feisty little bugger !
RichardHardley
You can get a painful bruise should one of her hooves connect.
boblives
What he should've done
Apothecarius
EXACTLY what I thought of!!
furezasan
Oh yeah
plasteredpenguins
This fight is more epic than any fight by goku
OneOneNiner
Outstanding move
Ryukee
Is that the same anime with the guy handing guns to crabs?
Eifrum
Your disney princess status is REVOKED! We're sending the deer of doom.
bwizzle360
Chronic Wasting Disease?
siler7
No, I think that's a deer.
knuckledeepinachicken
I'm betting hormones during rutting season. Looks like normal territoriality to me.
vitaminalgas
That or those brain controlling parasites
Any1EyeWant
Stephen King: Dreamcatcher
RollerbladeRory
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Every animal including humans has an off switch. The nose. Hit the nose of any animal correctly and they stop whatever they are doing.
skincancerisfun
I thought it was the bumhole
Cogneesant
That's the reset switch
hotdudecurator
Interesting. That's definitely true for humans. Hit hard enough and it'll switch them off.
Hyero
Back of the jaw below the ear is a good off switch. Definitely a lot easier than the nose.
AisforApple
I read an article in an old newspaper where a retired boxer, turned realtor, was attacked by a doe while showing a house. He dropped it, lol
AlphaIndustrial
A good throat punch does wonders
K9877
Deering intensifies
Completelyrandomsentence1
Fancy losing a fight with bambi.
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Should've suplexed his ass
typicallurkerlikelyshitposter
Dont be ridiculous. The deer doesnt have thumbs. Hows he suppose to grab the dude to suplex him?
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
Got to get between the hoof I guess
Allisrevealed
I'd put that deer in guillotine so quick.
DontTazeMeBrah
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
This is perfect. Thank you for your service.
DontTazeMeBrah
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
H...how is there a gif for this!?
Zyrixion
Look up Nichijou. Watch it.
ZVMaker
Nichijou is an experience
r4wb3rry
I swear to god the a goddamn gif for everything.
Rayxzerox
anime
allofyoursmiles
The scene is just as out of place in the episode too lol
isthisjunkmail
+1 for Mystikal.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
Mystikal is in my humble opinion, the worst rapper to ever record music
ThunderMifflin82
You've clearly never heard Unpredictable.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
I would rather listen to an Ice JJ Fish/Yoko Ono mash up than Mystikal
pocket8s
Mystikal had some bad stuff... but he had some really, really great stuff. Worst rapper ever? Not even close, dude.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
I reiterate "my humble opinion"
DagothWit
His label mate Silk the Shocker was far, FAR worse.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
I would say they're 51/49, just cause of that manger with Mia
ClassyClook
Watch yoself
pfunkypancake
Pussy Crook!!!
isthisjunkmail
Even worse than the mumble stuff?
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
I would listen to a "lil *whatever*" potpourri on repeat instead of mystikal. I'll listen to "cash me ouside" girl full blast before him
isthisjunkmail
Damn. Fair enough.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
All fairness tho, I was a huge No Limit fan in the late 90's. I even had the swap meet cheap gold plated Tank necklace
TheEliteInvaderZim
I used to be an alligator wrestler and in our small zoo we had a doe like this. She had to be kept far from any gator because 1/2
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
I read that at first as, “we had a hoe like this.” Shaking my head.
TheEliteInvaderZim
She just kept murdering them. She must have killed like 3 gators.
meganical
This sounds like the most interesting children’s book or cartoon
cptcr
why did you stop being an alligator wrestler?
AFrugalMoogle
Asking the important questions.
TheEliteInvaderZim
I had to quit so I could concentrate fully to my senior year of highschool.
cptcr
Hang on, you were wrestling alligators in high school? You grew up somewhere wild.
MercuryAI
Seems pretty normal in Florida.
TheEliteInvaderZim
Florida. I got a job cleaning and feeding the animals but grew into more responsibility. I was 17 at the time. Fun fact: 1/2