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New contender for 'Manliest Man'
Feb 6, 2014 11:47 AM
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SmashingChap
Edmund Hilary fought off a pack of abominable snowmen on his way to the summit.
TheDoctorOfEpicness
WITH THE POWER OF SAXTON HALE!... in New Zealand.
unistudent
This guys my mate, he's had countless interviews without being paid, all he wants is a new wetsuit with no holes in it
FirstWorldAnarchist
Fuckin Kiwis, Man!
RebelJane
Please don't fuck the kiwi's, they are endangered
NZWhovian
I always upvote New Zealand and kickass New Zealanders like James Grant.
AdamantIntransigent
His other car is the Ballsmobile.
Sundance37
I believe the shark let him loose after realizing he was not a carrot.
trollkarma
Insurance companies hate him.
TiggaBiscuit
Wouldn't see why seeing as essentially hospitals are free here. :P
humonious
HAH, I know this guys brother. This guy didn't stitch it up, he went to the pub to put a bandage on it and a nurse stitched it up later.
SmoresAreSweetButImSweeter
I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.
Greenapplesandham
Come on, I posted this like two weeks ago. The joys of imgur.
TheDeceptiveBanana
I love how Kiwis all get overly excited when a post mentioning NZ comes up.
AuBoss
Well we only get mentioned like once a year. Most other countries get a mention 50 times a day.
unistudent
This guys my mate, he's had countless interviews without being paid, all he wants is a new wetsuit with no holes in it
gostoso666
internet, you know what to do....
Kanigula
That's some Far Cry 3 shit right there
DwayneTheCockJohnson
As a New Zealander
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
as a new zealander, he says he wishes he is from Australia
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
from america, is batman
starvingpoet
He must have had a carrot on him.
dicksdicksdicksdicks
Oh New Zealand.
StamosatmyFuneral
I once ran down a kid who stole my son's bike. On foot I caught up to him and brought him back to our place to call the police.
MC182
It's what I would do honestly, pubs, better then hospitals
alawhitska
update: Man needs two extra stools at pub
BigSecksi
I feel like this went over some people's heads. Or else it would have more +1s.
BuffaloDanger
Sometimes I just can't be bothered to scroll . . . not this time though!
alawhitska
I think you're right, I did expect it to go further.
lesco037
THE SHARK JUST WANTED A CARROT
KoopaKommander
If it was Australia, spiders would have come out of the stab wound.
AuBoss
If it was Australia he would have been killed by the shark
DasOgre
And he would have used their web to suture his wound
SexyHobbitses
Hey, you should tell that joke more. It gets funnier every time.
whatalbert
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72567000/jpg/_72567248_72567246.jpg
whatalbert
sauce: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25927494
NoItsATideUsername
I heard the shark bought the first round
Gear1solidx
LOOOL
alylovesyou
~Seth Myers come on at least give the guy credit.
NoItsATideUsername
It was Cecily Strong
alylovesyou
Still at least give credit ._.
NoItsATideUsername
I said I heard. It's a reference to the show, people who saw it on the show will enjoy it. If I wanted credit I would've said it without
WhiteWolfSix
He's a doctor.... ladies... http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/28/doctor-fights-shark-stitches-up-leg
Lapeatus
Nobody Has to no!
eeaassytiger
WHY IS THERE NO PICTURE?!
WhiteWolfSix
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/72567000/jpg/_72567248_72567246.jpg there ya go!
drunkinator
That does not change a thing!
nicp730
This is how we normally deal with sharks here in NZ
shakattak
http://imgur.com/A24pGjJ
rsevolution
That username...
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
As a Bostonian, I love your username
DrHenryJonesJr
+1 for a relevant username too
ganstarapmademedoit
This meme should of been posted with this post originally. You're getting lazy Imgur. Thanks for picking up the slack.
thatclimbingguy
Perfect. Wait. You created this just for this post, right?
acousticgirl
I approve.
ravnicrasol
He's so manly you'll never know.
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
My head once got stuck in the Guinea pig cage.
noptic
My head once got stuck in the Guinea pig
backwoodsbarbie
Picturing this scenario made me chuckle. +1
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
I could probably get hold of a picture if need be. My father laughed for a full 10 minutes, snapping pictures, before he helped me out.
backwoodsbarbie
Omg this really happened?! My day has been made!!
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
I will report back when I have anything. My dad just set up his NAS server, so everything sorta has the same name. I'll send a link later ;)
FemilyMay
Please do
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FemilyMay
Nice. That is really beautiful. I would have been crying laughing.
Fauxsho89
I grew chest hair just reading this!
Conveyer
So now you have two?
TheLivinLegend
Now you can suture your own wounds with it just like he did!
henrymothrfuckingrollins
best comment i red in a really long time. thx
liliputian7
My dick grew two inches
DrunkImgurian
From article: "However, he felt no fear. "[I thought] bugger, now I have to try and get this thing off my leg," he said."
iNeedanewnickname
i wish i did....
carewyllie
Me too! As a woman, I'm very upset.
NoYolo4Jesus
Prove it.
Elelith
Me too! My husband will be so surprised when he comes home!
Berethian
Understandably. A hairy pair of breasts would look, I imagine, something like a pair of hedgehogs.
droomph
If you don't want it, can I have it?
carewyllie
If our chest hair transplant operation is a success, perhaps we can get published!
SirAwesomeTheThird
As a toupee?
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Ever thought about how the other 2 disappeared, well think about it now...
angreyhealer
The second is still around.