UnyieldingHomosexuality
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OP writes a children's book
MRW my crush calls me fat
FP Edit: I think my username clues you in on what I'd like you to send
Theresmyothersock
My dishes and food never had thoughts! So jelly
IgnoreShiksasGetShekels
If you don't get down like #2 you're a shitty lover.
Successlove
I miss how you can be in third person view and play.
chrisccrc3
Wait, what sex position is that in #2? I would like to start my Olympic gymnastics training to prepare myseld.
imaduduradud
#29 "take the picture already, I'm not getting any younger"
imaginaryPeppers
I'm desperately laughing with face buried in my pillow trying not to wake SO. Shivering and snorting semisilently.
KaitlynMoose
SnarkySophia
Well I just found my new favorite "fuck this shit" gif. ????
bellaluna
#2 This is how I make the sex, too.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/55665463.jpg
ipointoutrepeats
FusRoDoodles
lapisknight
The Sims Reaper seems like he'd be an amazing protagonist in a comic series
iamnotakate
I'd be down for that
LompHoofd
OshyuOshyu18
I need to get sims 4
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
i enjoy Sims4. it has less expansion packs but it is a good game. sims3 is great but i do like sims4 personally. so much hate for it lol
Iamtheoriginalyashimaru
#2 Wow so THAT'S how sex works. I always wondered.
CrossThreadedLids
The things they won't teach us in school.
helpim18whatshappening
Wheres the gif of Vinesauce making everyone's hats chairs and making them stack on top of each other and then ordering the bottom guy 1/2
helpim18whatshappening
to sit on the top guy's hat-chair and they just fucken fly everywhere, i mean he did it with baths too but come on at least one of them
Boredman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5yl5qC7p0#t=8m22s
helpim18whatshappening
My dude
FrancisLouJean
Once I was playing the Sims and my guy carried around a trashbag for three days, to work, while he ate, while he slept...
imaginaryPeppers
Somebody in my household put an empty bag of crisps on the floor. It got stuck and I had to move the house to get rid of that smelly old bag
MzDoomsayer
I had a teen pregnancy mod and a shower that lets you have sex with anyone on the Sims 2, I had quite a few interesting stories.
dietderpsy
Games like the sims show how evil humanity really is, give them power over another and they always kill and torment.
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dietderpsy
I dunno I think the power dynamic is a bit more disturbing, in war sims you are fighting against someone trying to kill you virtually but
dietderpsy
in the SIMs you are essentially a GOD, it mirrors how people behaved historically with unlimited power over others.
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dietderpsy
My point is it is interesting from a psychology and historical point of view, I like violent games myself.
BloodyRain2k
#2 so this is what happens under the blanket, things will never be the same...
dannishadow
Some old, some new (to me). But even the ones I've seen never fail to make me giggle, and I've seen them so many times.
Bailey1245
I feel very aroused now.
xXDeathixXx
IMainReinhardt
grumpyzuza
Buy me more jewelery!
Thatllbuffrightout
Post the chinman chronicles next
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tremonti
Eat your heart out, George R. R. Martin.
FusRoDoodles
I fucking love the Chinman Chronicles
Djdoubleb
Moar
LompHoofd
ICantFindTheRightUsername
That's how we say mommy in danish.
ashmenon
That's gotta make for some awkward international sex moment.s
YoungNomad
"Nigga we gonna learn about shapes" I'm crying omg
helpim18whatshappening
Im trying so hard not to laugh in front of my grandparents at dinner hel p
Frozenpasties
Sims 3 is so much better than Sims 4. FACT.
Duder87
True, I was hoping Sims 4 would get better with expansion packs but those aren't that great either so far.
GwynethSmith
So true, Sims 4 is one of the biggest disappointments I've ever suffered, that and Black Butler Season Two.
JepJepJepperoo
And Sims 2 was the best so far.
meredithboberedith
What I'm learning here is I have not invested nearly enough time in the Sims.
imaginaryPeppers
I miss the weird obsession and having a sense of mission while playing it. Even if that mission was a very dark one with many deaths..
dojan5
The Sims 3, primarily. The Sims 4 is too solid a game to have all these fun bugs, the few bugs that exist are mostly boring.
thevoid
I don't even understand how some of these are possible, like the bathtub "ride". Have I been playing Sims the wrong way my whole life? :(
DidItForScience
Cheats plus broken mods (or purposefully broken).
Sprightlytuba11
Looks like I'm playing the sims all tonight.
AzerilPridham
3! Toddlers using the ladder is nightmare fuel
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Sprightlytuba11
I love 2 the best!
SunfishHero
I fucking wish more people posted weird ass Sims dumps. I've never played, but this game is fucked in the best kind of way.
keppay
Watch Inside Gaming's Sims let's play. It's the funniest sims game play I've ever seen
softpretzeloni
Dude you've gotta play. Origin has a sale going on where you can get the game pretty cheap. Sims 4 is fantastic.
dannishadow
Would definitely lo e to see more. There must be tons out there.
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Kbotherobot
That was great
thegayestunicorn
i play often, ill muster up some more
hoboranger
for a long time 4chan/vg/ had a thread probably still do. it was always good.
SunfishHero
4chan frightens me.
SparklingCockWaffle
I tried playing and couldn't get anything to happen. Spent the whole time just trying to figure school/work out
librarywyrm
Agreed. I don't play, but this stuff actually makes me laugh.
Rammer1813
This is the type of dump you favorite at the first image
YeOldFartsniffer
It's more fun to look at these dumps than it ever was to play it
bgsteiner
Plus the mods for it
EchoOfSnac
My friend played for five minutes and will never touch it again out of guilt. My father was in the middle of a game, got up to make →
ABiggerBoat
A cup of coffee, realised there was no milk, went to the store and that was 3 years ago and we haven't heard from him since.
EchoOfSnac
dinner, and handed the chair over to my best friend. It wasn't a minute before the the mother got hungry and set the microwave ablaze. She →
EchoOfSnac
was incompetent and couldn't use a fire extinguisher, and she slowly burned to death because she stood too close to the fire and it spread →
EchoOfSnac
to her blouse. The father was then put in charge of the blazing appliance. Standing on his wife's ashes he made an attempt. Alas, he, too, →
EchoOfSnac
was incompetent and couldn't use a fire extinguisher, and he slowly burned to death because he stood too close to the fire and it spread →
LinnehKitteh
I spent so many hours as a teen on this game. More dumps plz
AmpsterMan
In Sims 4, I wanted to have a character that maxed out every skill, got every collectible, etc. I wanted to 100% the game on one character 1
AmpsterMan
Usually, it's impossible to do on one character. So I had her spend the first 20 days of her youth getting the correct materials to plant 2
AmpsterMan
a giant cowplant. Literally a plant that looks like a cow. Unless you feed this cowplant once a day, it gets hungry and tries to lure 3
AmpsterMan
others with a cake. My sim would date other guys or gals and wait for the cowplant to lure the other sim and then eat the sim. After the 4
AmpsterMan
cowplant eats a sim, you can milk its udders and drink it. It restores your youth. I think my Sim drank the essence of like 10 sims 5
blitherypoop
This dump has stuff from all four games. They're all fucked up in slightly different ways.
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ohapieceofcandy
suicideclintonbullets
Was not disappointed!
SunfishHero
Holy shit thank you
HikariShade
Each version is great, except 4. No one likes 4...
hydrochlorothiazide
So much hate on 4! Of course it has less content, the Sims 2 and 3 had tons of expansions and stuff, the Sims 4 hasn't been out that long
reverendbonobo
I like 4 better than I like 3. 2 is still my favorite, but when 4 gets more content, it just might become my new favorite.
OtterInACan
I... Kinda like Sims 4. Yeah its bad but there's things I enjoy in that one. And I'm used to being forced to buy DLC to have my true game.
Wellshiet
It's gotten much better fam.
pudgychicken
I like 4 :c
Kurzah
What's wrong with 4?
Wellshiet
Nothing.
keppay
Key features from Sims 3 were removed. Notably the open world without loading screens
ivdok
EVERYTHING.
BreakawayPAK
Doot
QueenCousland
I like a lot of things about 4, but it's sorely lacking in content.
whyisthisusernamenottaken
4 can be fun with the right mods. Still pales in comparison to 3 but serves as a good place to start for people who are overwhelmed by 2/3
Sniper08
Care to name a few good mods for someone who grabbed it for 10$ over Thanksgiving but hasn't played it? I'd appreciate it.
iamnotakate
ModtheSims.com is the best place to look. I know there's one called Get to School that expands greatly on the Get to Work expansion pack.
pedrobrv
Plus some GTW overhauls that make the careers not suck. Also on Modthesims. They make the doctor career actually manageable.
iamnotakate
MC Command is also extremely popular
Kaseladen
Sims 3 was pretty fucked when I played it with the cash shop and the myriad of game problems. Is 4 really that much worse?
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InternetGoodGuy
Taking away features in a sequel can't be a good business move.
TyberosTheRedWake
Watch the Zero Punctuation review of The Sims 4 on YouTube. It's pretty hilarious and depressingly revealing.
andachairaswell
Yeah that bugs me too. Having to like take a trip to meet people is a pain. Sims 3 all the way. Working on getting all the expansion packs.
HikariShade
The lack of open world killed it for me as a Sim's game.
killernerd
seems to be a trend at EA. kill open world, reduce map size, increase price, more DLC. Like they did with simcity...
SeeUNextTues
The game is bare bones - you have to buy a lot of content to even make it playable. Also, the best part of Sims 3 (open world) is gone.
FunkyDGroovy
Yeah I was pissed about both of those reasons. 3 had at least some good DLC, 4 just had shit like more jobs and outdoor stuff. No thanks, 4
ivdok
I second this.