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Jan 9, 2020 10:52 PM
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Myselfandmore
Genius! Haha Haha Haha
graspee
I recognise some of these pixels from my time working in graphics.
baldurthomas
a parent's favorite dream, love this, it's true and funny
greg20151975
Brilliant
pinecones
Sm9yCg
Only works on cyclops children though
Turkishtime04
Is I just me or does the guy look like Calvin's dad (Calvin and Hobbes)?
LoudAngryJerk
this is what zip ties and a radiator are for.
DeliriousPuma
Or dont have kids
FloridaManEmeritus
Wouldn't work for me. After getting tired of looking, my kids would just burn me out of hiding.
delilahviolet
My kid would yeet himself on to the “couch” and embed cardboard into my throat probably
JacobKreutzfeldt
Was expecting a goat.
daltonWHATWHAT
Was expecting spiderman
zerovanity59
Wouldn't work. This is a perspective effect. Only works when the camera is in one special place. Can be fooled by moving or binocular vision
SnackMasterRanger
Thanks for reminding me not to have kids anytime soon
guti41
It’s not neglect if they’re asking you for bullshit
JupitersWitch
“Dad, can I have some..um..can I...um...Mommy said...um...what’s that? Um...Mommy...said..um..where are your shoes?
Obijesus
Accurate
catlord9
There's always Nap Time:
cquintanilla2001
Do they sell this at walmart or target? Asking for a friend.
TXGodzilla
and that wasn't even her house
Smayds
You can also use Kidstoned Chewable Valiums! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8fbHpttc5A
eraphim
Don't forget the dream sack that came with it too.
tommytraddles
"This is pure chloroform." ~ Real Doctor
Halfsanemonkey
Directions unclear
Ididntasktobetakenhere
That’s cool. I need one of those for work
refds
Just sleep under your desk.
wannatouchelbows
TXGodzilla
JayEnfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wEfdhbHUk
JayEnfield
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZH23tdu_88
GFunk612
I dont think you want to make it look like you're not at work
bongles
It'll be the reverse
JayEnfield
Au contraire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0wEfdhbHUk